Need a job?

[Guest]

What kind of jobs are they trying to peddle here?

[888888]

Job description= act incredibly flamingly gay for tons of money.

[Cobra]

[The village idiot]

I don't know about that one Think that most of the ones that need professional cleaning are prolly prety nasty looking

I'd post pictures, but I'm sure I would get the boot for them.

[teegee420]

Queer job for the straight guy? That doesn't sound terribly appealing.

[flaninacupboard]

just posting links would be ok, we're free to click or not click....

[Guest]

just posting links would be ok, we're free to click or not click....

C'mon,that's more funny than disturbing

[Guest]

It says:"extraordinrary" & "package" :P

[The village idiot]

just posting links would be ok, we're free to click or not click....

OK, you asked for it

PLEASE NOTE: Some of these images are pretty disturbing, click at own risk!!!!!

http://www.aldara-genital-warts-cream.com/images/vagina-genital-wart.jpg
http://www.weirdland.com/fan%20warts.JPG
http://edcenter.med.cornell.edu/CUMC_PathNotes/Female_Genital_Tract/3323.gif
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/std_images/bacterial_vaginosis.gif
http://hab.hrsa.gov/publications/colorplates/Guide_01_ColorPlates/img/plate13.jpg
http://www.dermocosmos.com/images/aids/wpe15.jpg
http://www.stdservices.on.net/images/std/syphilis/Slide1.jpg

For some reason I had trouble finding the really good ones.

[flaninacupboard]

i bet northcat enjoyed those...
can you believe those ladies waited till they were that bad before visiting a doctor? they should use those for condom advertising.....

[teegee420]

....More like to promote abstinence.

[northcat_8]

i bet northcat enjoyed those...
can you believe those ladies waited till they were that bad before visiting a doctor? they should use those for condom advertising.....

What....you guys don't like a little texture?

[fmctm1sw]

just posting links would be ok, we're free to click or not click....

OK, you asked for it

PLEASE NOTE: Some of these images are pretty disturbing, click at own risk!!!!!

http://www.aldara-genital-warts-cream.com/images/vagina-genital-wart.jpg
http://www.weirdland.com/fan%20warts.JPG
http://edcenter.med.cornell.edu/CUMC_PathNotes/Female_Genital_Tract/3323.gif
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/std_images/bacterial_vaginosis.gif
http://hab.hrsa.gov/publications/colorplates/Guide_01_ColorPlates/img/plate13.jpg
http://www.dermocosmos.com/images/aids/wpe15.jpg
http://www.stdservices.on.net/images/std/syphilis/Slide1.jpg

For some reason I had trouble finding the really good ones.

Thanks a lot Villiage Idiot. I didn't even click on them and I've completely lost the appetite I had for the curry I was eating...

[Capmaster]

A little cheese on that taco?

[northcat_8]

I'll tell you is disturbing...is the fact that Village Idiot had not one or 2 links...but 7

[Capmaster]

I'll tell you is disturbing...is the fact that Village Idiot had not one or 2 links...but 7

I was wondering that myself. Do you suppose those are in his "Favorites"

[Guest]

You think the pics are bad,try adding the sounds and smells encountered during an actual pelvic exam. Man,it can get nasty.

[Capmaster]

You think the pics are bad,try adding the sounds and smells encountered during an actual pelvic exam. Man,it can get nasty.

Ummm ...no, thank you
BTW I approve of your avatar. Very tasteful

[Guest]

Thanks.I wish the puke dribble showed up better.

[Capmaster]

Thanks.I wish the puke dribble showed up better.

I wasn't being sarcastic. I hadn't noticed the puke. Oh well, still a nice avatar

[Guest]

Thanks.I wish the puke dribble showed up better.

I wasn't being sarcastic. I hadn't noticed the puke. Oh well, still a nice avatar

\\Didnt think you were being sarcastic and I really would like the puke to show up more. See...u didnt notice it

[northcat_8]

You think the pics are bad,try adding the sounds and smells encountered during an actual pelvic exam. Man,it can get nasty.

Reminds me of a joke:

You know what a near sighted gynochologist and a puppy have in common?

They both have a warm wet nose....

[Capmaster]

Thanks.I wish the puke dribble showed up better.

I wasn't being sarcastic. I hadn't noticed the puke. Oh well, still a nice avatar

\\Didnt think you were being sarcastic and I really would like the puke to show up more. See...u didnt notice it

Nothing Photoshop can't fix - a nice column of projectile vomit ought to spice that pic right up

[The village idiot]

I'll tell you is disturbing...is the fact that Village Idiot had not one or 2 links...but 7

Man you guys would never last through a posting from the infamous Nunzio (my mentor in the sick and disturbing). Shoozle-boy can attest to that. This was a very mild posting compared, only because I was too lazy to go and really look for the pictures, and also because they had to be links. Now if I upload the pictures into a post, look out for your lunch.

[indolikaa]

i bet northcat enjoyed those...
can you believe those ladies waited till they were that bad before visiting a doctor? they should use those for condom advertising.....

What....you guys don't like a little texture?

That is just so wrong...

[shoozleboy]

Ah yes! Good ol' Nunzio! Some of the images he used to post are still burned into what's left of my mind!!

Actually - those are mild compared to Nunzies stuff....

With Capmaster's love of clown sex - he could pass for Nunzio's brother... We all would tease him about his "love of sheep" !!

[Ripper2860]

VI -- Oh My God !!! Those pictures are absolutely disgusting!!
Where did you unearth those hideous pictures of Vaginus Disgustus also known as "Pootie Leprosy"?

Capmaster -- This horrendous disease is transmitted by sexual partners who have had unprotected sex with sheep! For your wife's sake Man -- wear a condom when you "Do the Ewe" !!

I've also noticed from your Avatar that you have come out of the closet -- I mean out of the "barn" so to speak. Good for you. No more secret rendezvous at far-away restraunts sitting in a dark corner and telling your midget clown firends to say you had to work late when the wife calls wondering where you are. You have taken the 1st step in your rehabilitation -- admitting that there is a problem and not hiding it! Congratulations! I'm sorry!

[northcat_8]

I've also noticed from your Avatar that you have come out of the closet -- I mean out of the "barn" so to speak. Good for you.

I think technically speaking Cap would be going into the barn talk about silence of the lambs

No more secret rendezvous at far-away restraunts sitting in a dark corner and telling your midget clown firends to say you had to work late when the wife calls wondering where you are. You have taken the 1st step in your rehabilitation -- admitting that there is a problem and not hiding it! Congratulations! I'm sorry!

Sounds like someone speaking from experience Had to have some of your dark fetish friends lie for you before Ripper?? :P :P

It also seems as though you have been through rehab for it...maybe you could mentor Capmaster

[tgpo]

[Capmaster]

VI -- Oh My God !!! Those pictures are absolutely disgusting!!
Where did you unearth those hideous pictures of Vaginus Disgustus also known as "Pootie Leprosy"?

Capmaster -- This horrendous disease is transmitted by sexual partners who have had unprotected sex with sheep! For your wife's sake Man -- wear a condom when you "Do the Ewe" !!

I've also noticed from your Avatar that you have come out of the closet -- I mean out of the "barn" so to speak. Good for you. No more secret rendezvous at far-away restraunts sitting in a dark corner and telling your midget clown firends to say you had to work late when the wife calls wondering where you are. You have taken the 1st step in your rehabilitation -- admitting that there is a problem and not hiding it! Congratulations! I'm sorry!

There's a certain peace of mind that accompanies coming "out of the barn". I know I have a problem. Most people do ...mine just has 4 legs.

Maybe it started from road rage. When I cut someone off they always yelled "**** Ewe!" and after years of hearing the same thing I started thinking ..."You know, that wouldn't be so bad. All these other drivers are doing it and they're nice enough to suggest this alternate outlet for me." Later I discovered the pressurized variety is easier because, unlike a wife, you don't have to feed it ...just provide air for it. I provide air all the time around the house (especially in the garage) but most of the time I can't blame the cat for it so I get yelled at.

After a while I discovered there are few things as pleasant as the feel of cool vinyl against the nads on a hot summer night.

And the health concerns aren't all that bad. The worst you can get is sweater-dick. Easily cured with Lamisil. Mutton crabs are a bit more serious .....they require an open flame to remove.