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COOLlink some more !Originally Posted by The village idiotOK, you asked for itOriginally Posted by flaninacupboard
PLEASE NOTE: Some of these images are pretty disturbing, click at own risk!!!!!
http://www.aldara-genital-warts-cream.com/images/vagina-genital-wart.jpg
http://www.weirdland.com/fan%20warts.JPG
http://edcenter.med.cornell.edu/CUMC_PathNotes/Female_Genital_Tract/3323.gif
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/std/std_images/bacterial_vaginosis.gif
http://hab.hrsa.gov/publications/colorplates/Guide_01_ColorPlates/img/plate13.jpg
http://www.dermocosmos.com/images/aids/wpe15.jpg
http://www.stdservices.on.net/images/std/syphilis/Slide1.jpg
For some reason I had trouble finding the really good ones.
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Next Generation Classic......
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Northcat_8,
Ummm. No! The only dark fetish I have is for Attractive Brown-eyed Brunette women. OK and eggplants. But that's it!
As for my friends "covering" for me-- well, I'm afraid I have no friends. The ones I once called friends were all married to Attractive Brown-eyed Brunette Women, and well, you can guess, our friendship was rather strained. So as it stands today my only friends are eggplants -- and they are'nt telling my wife anything !!!
Capmaster,
Lamb -i- sil! What can I say other than (drum roll please) ....
... Ewe Slay Me !!
You saw that one coming a mile away, didn't you ??
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I hear ya...I use to have friends too...turns out my cherry sauce activities interested their wives and what do you know....all of a sudden when that time of the month rolled around my phone was ringing off the hook, I had to make a schedule for goodness sakeOriginally Posted by Ripper2860Northcat_8,
Ummm. No! The only dark fetish I have is for Attractive Brown-eyed Brunette women. OK and eggplants. But that's it!
As for my friends "covering" for me-- well, I'm afraid I have no friends. The ones I once called friends were all married to Attractive Brown-eyed Brunette Women, and well, you can guess, our friendship was rather strained. So as it stands today my only friends are eggplants -- and they are'nt telling my wife anything !!!
Lamb -i- sil! What can I say other than (drum roll please) .... 
and all my "buddies" were wanting to go play golf to get away from the PMSing wife...little did they know I was skipping golf to cure the PMS :P
@capmaster~
wow, you articulate some of your responses too well for them to be made up :P :P
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- Apr 2002
- Adrift among the STUPID
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Originally Posted by CapmasterThere's a certain peace of mind that accompanies coming "out of the barn". I know I have a problem. Most people do ...mine just has 4 legs.
Maybe it started from road rage. When I cut someone off they always yelled "**** Ewe!" and after years of hearing the same thing I started thinking ..."You know, that wouldn't be so bad. All these other drivers are doing it and they're nice enough to suggest this alternate outlet for me." Later I discovered the pressurized variety is easier because, unlike a wife, you don't have to feed it ...just provide air for it. I provide air all the time around the house (especially in the garage) but most of the time I can't blame the cat for it so I get yelled at.
After a while I discovered there are few things as pleasant as the feel of cool vinyl against the nads on a hot summer night.
And the health concerns aren't all that bad. The worst you can get is sweater-dick. Easily cured with Lamisil. Mutton crabs are a bit more serious .....they require an open flame to remove.
Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they? -
Imagine the embarassment. Not only was this guy caught in the act, and had to appear in court in front of a lot of people and admit to being a pervert, but the story has appeared all over the Internet.
It all goes to show.... You get what you deserve!
Reminds me of a story I read in FHM about a guy who was drunk and was dared to "interfere" with a cow for a laugh. He developed a nasty rash and had to get many, many repeat prescriptions for a cream produced especially for people who enjoy being in the company of farmyard animals....
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- Mar 2003
- Chit, IDK I'm following you
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Originally Posted by The village idiot
You know Cap was quite embarassed about the "incident"...THAT IS WHY HE WENT VINYL....
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No, that wasn't Cap..... He's been a vinyl lover for far longer than this article
VI - now we know what happened to the disappearing Nunzio !!! You should post this on SFS and in the "basement".... (if you haven't done so already)
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Shhhhh ....try to help me keep it a secret, will ya?Originally Posted by northcat_8I hear ya...I use to have friends too...turns out my cherry sauce activities interested their wives and what do you know....all of a sudden when that time of the month rolled around my phone was ringing off the hook, I had to make a schedule for goodness sakeOriginally Posted by Ripper2860Northcat_8,
Ummm. No! The only dark fetish I have is for Attractive Brown-eyed Brunette women. OK and eggplants. But that's it!
As for my friends "covering" for me-- well, I'm afraid I have no friends. The ones I once called friends were all married to Attractive Brown-eyed Brunette Women, and well, you can guess, our friendship was rather strained. So as it stands today my only friends are eggplants -- and they are'nt telling my wife anything !!!
Lamb -i- sil! What can I say other than (drum roll please) .... and all my "buddies" were wanting to go play golf to get away from the PMSing wife...little did they know I was skipping golf to cure the PMS :P
@capmaster~
wow, you articulate some of your responses too well for them to be made up :P :P
What a polite way to phrase thatOriginally Posted by Cobra
I wonder if it's for a form of bovine clap or something? Or maybe that's only when the cow has loose morals? Crap, now you can get Mad Cow disease from eating them and clap from screwing them 'Tis a good argument for vinyl
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ROTFLMAO!Originally Posted by tgpo
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GuestGuestI'm suprised someone hasnt posted a "win a date with Dolly" adOriginally Posted by tgpo
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Dude looks ghey .... :P
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- Mar 2003
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Ya thinkOriginally Posted by Capmaster
Flammer is more like it. -
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- Apr 2002
- Adrift among the STUPID
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And now you screwing young goats?Originally Posted by Dr.GeeHope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they? -
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Originally Posted by The village idiot
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GuestGuestYeah,been spending too much time with the capmasterOriginally Posted by The village idiot
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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I'm a bad influence on this forumOriginally Posted by Dr.GeeYeah,been spending too much time with the capmasterOriginally Posted by The village idiot
Just look at all the clown-based avatars showing up 8) -
The power of the atom. Everything else is just clowning around...
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GuestGuestCap-u need to start a clown related thread. The most twisted klown images,stories etc. should be posted. My first avatar was a killer klown from outer space. There needs to be more klown posts- good or bad.Originally Posted by CapmasterI'm a bad influence on this forumOriginally Posted by Dr.GeeYeah,been spending too much time with the capmasterOriginally Posted by The village idiot
Just look at all the clown-based avatars showing up 8) -
GuestGuestOriginally Posted by Dr.Geeheres the latest.youve gotta be ******* kiding me!
Heh, I just saw this guy on that queer guy for the straight guy show.
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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You watch that show?Originally Posted by Dr.GeeOriginally Posted by Dr.Geeheres the latest.youve gotta be ******* kiding me!
Heh, I just saw this guy on that queer guy for the straight guy show.
\Man,this guy gets around And you brought us the perfect thong
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GuestGuest
Ah yeah,,its my fav
Nah,just caught it on my way back to my office on a drink refresh. I told my girl about this post,she replied "what forum?". "cdfreaks" was the first thing that came to mind. She can't find out about my activity here. just like the crack house :P She'd kill me bout the bikini post.she thought she looked fat. TK is right.
I was thinking about a new thread regarding being embarrassed about your better half's backup requests. Will do.
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