Capmaster beware

[Guest]

You better watch yourself down on the farm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040510/od_nm/...oland_horse_dc

[tgpo]

Luckily sheep are more gentle when they bite

[Capmaster]

You better watch yourself down on the farm

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040510/od_nm/...oland_horse_dc

Women can do serious damage too if you don't treat them right. Although they rarely bite through jugular veins, they have been known to remove an appendage when motivated

That's why inflatable sheep are safer than live ones. The most they can do is leak, or bounce you into the ceiling fan, and if you have a patch kit, no problem

[tgpo]

and if you have a patch kit, no problem

[Guest]

and if you have a patch kit, no problem

Nice

[bottle-necked]

..... 19 minutes. He's getting quicker!

[northcat_8]

That's great TGPO

[Capmaster]

Say, where can I get one of those. So much easier than the patches Of course, I'd have to give Dolly a good rodgering right after using it because you're supposed to rotate the inflatable, right?

[offline]

Yeah.. but then you can only roger up to 25 m.p.h

Maybe they should include a mini-spare like they do with
some new cars these days - a trunk saver.

You could play roger ramjet with the little one while
waiting at your nearest firestone or whatever you
have in the U S of A to repair those big holes

[Capmaster]

Yeah.. but then you can only roger up to 25 m.p.h

Maybe they should include a mini-spare like they do with
some new cars these days - a trunk saver.

You could play roger ramjet with the little one while
waiting at your nearest firestone or whatever you
have in the U S of A to repair those big holes

Sounds like a plan

[flaninacupboard]

The horse went for the neck? who knew they were such cold blooded killers!?!

[VCDHunter]

Yeah.. but then you can only roger up to 25 m.p.h

Maybe they should include a mini-spare like they do with
some new cars these days - a trunk saver.

You could play roger ramjet with the little one while
waiting at your nearest firestone or whatever you
have in the U S of A to repair those big holes

With Moderators now encouraging this "vinyl" behaviour this site is destined to become www.vinylhelp.com

This is NOT helping capsters therapy people.

[Capmaster]

Yeah.. but then you can only roger up to 25 m.p.h

Maybe they should include a mini-spare like they do with
some new cars these days - a trunk saver.

You could play roger ramjet with the little one while
waiting at your nearest firestone or whatever you
have in the U S of A to repair those big holes

With Moderators now encouraging this "vinyl" behaviour this site is destined to become www.vinylhelp.com

This is NOT helping capsters therapy people.

I don't think the therapy is going too well anyways. Lordsmurf never showed up for our group meeting, claiming he had a DVD emergency, and Indolikaa sent an anonymous threatening letter to the therapist ...and signed it The therapist also had vinyl on his breath, so I suspect he's "munching the plastic" discreetly.

[indolikaa]

Therapy.


I was fine with the idea of counseling until I showed up and found out 'Therapy' involved watching three episodes of Dr. Phil. Once they removed my foot from the television tube, I realized it smelled like freshly-treated vinyl in the house, and there were little drink coasters everywhere that looked like sheep.

[Capmaster]

Therapy.


I was fine with the idea of counseling until I showed up and found out 'Therapy' involved watching three episodes of Dr. Phil. Once they removed my foot from the television tube, I realized it smelled like freshly-treated vinyl in the house, and there were little drink coasters everywhere that looked like sheep.

Those coasters were actually a new media I'm marketing. I thought "If an ass-hat like Naked Geek can market shite and make money on it, why can't I?"

[northcat_8]

I just received mine today!!!!!!! AWESOME CAP...simply awesome...they say 4x but I can burn at 16x...just awesome...GOOD BYE RITEKG04!!!!




I figured a good post for #1000

[Capmaster]

I just received mine today!!!!!!! AWESOME CAP...simply awesome...they say 4x but I can burn at 16x...just awesome...GOOD BYE RITEKG04!!!!




I figured a good post for #1000

Excellent!!!
Congrats!!! Welcome to the post-whore Junior Varsity
That'd make a great avatar

"Lamb-da" - nice touch

[indolikaa]

I just received mine today!!!!!!! AWESOME CAP...simply awesome...they say 4x but I can burn at 16x...just awesome...GOOD BYE RITEKG04!!!!




I figured a good post for #1000

Excellent!!!
Congrats!!! Welcome to the post-whore Junior Varsity
That'd make a great avatar

"Lamb-da" - nice touch

******* SWEET!

What's the Media ID?

[Capmaster]

I just received mine today!!!!!!! AWESOME CAP...simply awesome...they say 4x but I can burn at 16x...just awesome...GOOD BYE RITEKG04!!!!




I figured a good post for #1000

Excellent!!!
Congrats!!! Welcome to the post-whore Junior Varsity
That'd make a great avatar

"Lamb-da" - nice touch

******* SWEET!

What's the Media ID?

CAP_EWE

[northcat_8]

Having been to the muttonbone website where I found the pic of the inflatable sheep, checking out their FAQ page...

1. Why An Inflatable Love Sheep?
Well, the sheep has had a special relationship with man since the dawn of history. For thousands of years, shepherds, farmers, and fraternity pledges have sought the comforts of a convenient sheep when a woman was unavailable. We happen to think this is truly revolting, so as a public service (and a shameless attempt to profit from this bizarre phenomenon) we created the Love Ewe Inflatable Love Sheep.

Although we fully intend that this product be used solely as a gag gift, we realize that there are some lonely wackos out there who have a insatiable urge to get "friendly" with a sheep. We at Mutton Bone would much rather that you use a Love Ewe instead, you losers. After all, think of the sheep.

3. What Do You Mean By "Anatomically Correct?"
Just what you think it means.

4. How Durable Is This Love Ewe?
Yes, we've actually had people ask us this question, and we don't want to know why. You people make us sick. The Love Ewe is, however, made of tough, heavy-duty vinyl, similar to the stuff used to make inflatable swimming pools.

6. Do You Accept Personal Checks?
We prefer to take payments by credit card. We do accept cashier's checks and money orders. We do not take personal checks (after all, would YOU accept a personal check from someone who actually wanted to purchase an inflatable sheep?).

7. Will You Be Making Any Other Inflatable Animals?
You know, just thinking about you people makes us want to take a bath.

9. Has Anyone Ever Actually Fallen In Love With A Love Ewe?
We certainly hope not. Remember, people, this is meant to be a gag, not as an inflatable barnyard date. We know that for some of you the Love Ewe is a real turn-on. We just hope that you keep taking your medication.

Capmaster,
even though your fetish is just made up for the fun of the order(we hope )...apparently there are some folks, who ACTUALLY suffer from this affliction

[stiltman]

Disclaimer:
No actual sheep were harmed (or even consulted) during the research and development of this product. Love Ewe is entirely artificial. Any resemblance to actual sheep, living or dead, is coincidental.

We are concerned about those of you who haven't had a real date with a real woman since the last ice age and who have been looking at this fine piece of artificial mutton above and thinking that the Love Ewe is the answer to your sick, twisted little fantasies. We suggest that rather than making us an intimate part of your bizarre life, that you should perhaps tear yourself away from your computer for longer than it takes to open a bag of cheez-os. Go for a walk in a park, play kick-ball, watch a sunset, feel some sand between your toes, then come back and order one of these for a friend.

[Capmaster]

Disclaimer:
No actual sheep were harmed (or even consulted) during the research and development of this product. Love Ewe is entirely artificial. Any resemblance to actual sheep, living or dead, is coincidental.

We are concerned about those of you who haven't had a real date with a real woman since the last ice age and who have been looking at this fine piece of artificial mutton above and thinking that the Love Ewe is the answer to your sick, twisted little fantasies. We suggest that rather than making us an intimate part of your bizarre life, that you should perhaps tear yourself away from your computer for longer than it takes to open a bag of cheez-os. Go for a walk in a park, play kick-ball, watch a sunset, feel some sand between your toes, then come back and order one of these for a friend.

Chill. It's all in fun. Unless, however, you're warning us because you felt the ewe calling out to you ...."stilllllt..baaaaaaa" ......."stiiiiiilt ....baaaaaa"

[stiltman]

Chill. It's all in fun. Unless, however, you're warning us because you felt the ewe calling out to you ...."stilllllt..baaaaaaa" ......."stiiiiiilt ....baaaaaa"

Dude, that's the disclaimer on their website!!!

http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html

[Capmaster]

Chill. It's all in fun. Unless, however, you're warning us because you felt the ewe calling out to you ...."stilllllt..baaaaaaa" ......."stiiiiiilt ....baaaaaa"

Dude, that's the disclaimer on their website!!!

http://www.muttonbone.com/loveewe.html

Sorry. I haven't seen the site (I'd better not ) I thought you were getting genuinely worried about some members here falling into the inflatable spiral of doom like a few of us already

[northcat_8]

Dude, that's the disclaimer on their website!!!

I didn't spend that much time there, but it makes me laugh at some of the questions and complaints they must receive. But I guess if you sell inflatable sheep you are kinding of putting yourself in that position. I wonder how they handle returns

[Capmaster]

I sincerely thought Stilty had worded his own disclaimer to distance himself from the more plastically-challenged - a wise move if he had

I've seen some sick links here in the past few weeks - fecal fetish web sites, etc. No doubt there are some that find that to be a real turn-on. I'll bet this muttonbone site has gotten some strange correspondence about future product lines They probably put the disclaimer up there to discourage the creepazoids

[stiltman]

Packaging
We ship all of our products in plain packaging. We don't do this to protect the sick secret lives some of you perverts might have; we do it so that you don't blow the surprise for the person for whom you purchased it, in case they regularly snoop in your mail.

Contact Us
Please contact us via Email with any questions or comments you might have:
snipped email addesses
We can't tell you how excited we are about the prospect of hearing from all of you perverts. Actually, just thinking about it gives us the willies.

[Capmaster]

Packaging
We ship all of our products in plain packaging. We don't do this to protect the sick secret lives some of you perverts might have; we do it so that you don't blow the surprise for the person for whom you purchased it, in case they regularly snoop in your mail.

Yeah ......right.

[northcat_8]

I sincerely thought Stilty had worded his own disclaimer to distance himself from the more plastically-challenged - a wise move if he had

I know you did. I did too until I saw his reply


I think it is halarious how they bad mouth, degrade and insult the wackos buying their product...but yet, are still in business.

How about working in their shipping department, putting mailing labels on...

Label: "Joe Shmoe 1432 west street...."
Employee: there you go you sick ****
label: "Billy Bob 34 east lane....."
Employee: probably tired of his sister

you know they have to wonder everytime they ship one out if it's for a gag or going to be gagged

[Capmaster]

I sincerely thought Stilty had worded his own disclaimer to distance himself from the more plastically-challenged - a wise move if he had

I know you did. I did too until I saw his reply


I think it is halarious how they bad mouth, degrade and insult the wackos buying their product...but yet, are still in business.

How about working in their shipping department, putting mailing labels on...

Label: "Joe Shmoe 1432 west street...."
Employee: there you go you sick ****
label: "Billy Bob 34 east lane....."
Employee: probably tired of his sister

you know they have to wonder everytime they ship one out if it's for a gag or going to be gagged

I wonder if they don haz-mat suits when they get one back that's defective?

(1500-th post. Woo hoo!! Some day I'll grow up and be a real post whore )