Post your favourite movie one-liner

[tigerwolf]

I don't know, I thought it might be kinda fun to post some of our favourite one-liners.

I'll post one of mine.

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me, BLOW"
Ash, Army Of Darkness.

[MooKeeChan]

I've got 2 one from American Pie 1 and 2.

American Pie 1:
Stifler: :Why don't u guys locate ur dicks...remove the shrink wrap and fuckin' use them!"

American Pie 2:
Stifler: "How bout I give u a spoon so u can eat my ass!"

I like those lines.

Mike

[KoalaBear]

"Janey, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go **** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus."

-- Lester Burnham, American Beauty

[jeex]

here are 2 cool one's said by parker (ryan phillipe) in 'the way of the gun'

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shut that cunts mouth or i'll come over there and fockstart her head.
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we're not talking about how long you're gonna live hun, we're talking about how slow you're gonna die

[SupaCoopa]

I'll contribute some one-lines I use every other day

"Are you talkin' to me? Are YOU talkin' to me?!"
De Niro in Taxi Driver

"Hasta la vista... baby"
Arnie in Terminator

"Women cry for it! Men die for it!"
Off-commentator in Reefer Madness

"Everybody in this town fu*ks, except to me" (sic)
Kalogeropoulos in Safe Sex

"It's all in the mind..."
McCartney in Yellow Submarine

Jeex, nice ones mate! The Way Of The Gun was well cool.

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[DVantrease]

From 'Plane, Trains and Automobiles'

[Waking up after sharing the same bed on the motel]
Neal Page: Where is your other hand?
Del Griffith: Between two pillows...
Neal Page: Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!

[DVantrease]

From 'Better Off Dead'

Monique Junot: He keeps putting his testicles all over me.
Lane Myer: Excuse me?
Monique Junot: You know, like octopus? Testicles?
Lane Myer: Ohhhh. Tentacles. N-T. BIG difference.

[bilbogod]

"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kickarse, and I'm all out of bubblegum" John Carpenter's They Live

"Yo she-bitch cum get some" Ash - fighting one of the Deadites in Evil Dead 2

"I can assure you officer, I'm not drunk, I've only had a few ales" Richard E Grant, pulled over for drink driving in Withnail and I.

{i]" Ahh!! Dopple Faust - Zat IST Goood "[/i] Very dodgey German porn film.. translates something like [i] "Double Fist... That Is Good"...

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[Sefy]

After being hit by the ambulance:
"Wendy, I can fly" - Hot Shots

While being thrown to the air:
"I Can see my house from here...." - Hot Shots
after being captured and jailed and sentenced to death:
"We need to get a new travel agent" - Transformers, The Movie

[TIbrO]

Fabienne- Uknown
Butch- Bruce Willis

Fabienne: Who's motorcycle is that?
Butch: Come on, baby get on! Let's go!
Fabienne: What happened to my Honda??
Butch: Ah, baby I had to crash that Honda. Can we get outta here?
Fabienne: Who's motorcycle is that?
Butch: It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Well who's chopper is it?
Butch: Zed.
Fabienne: Who's Zed?
Butch: Zed's dead, baby... Zed's dead.

From 'The Gold Watch'
"Pulp Fiction"


I know you said one liners, but Pulp Fiction has like no one liners, but it has great dialog all over it! It's basically my favourite movie. Plus, other people went into more-than-one liners before me.

[Battra92]

Snooty rich Woman: You Shall sit on my left hand and you shall sit on my right hand.
Groucho: How will you eat? Through a tube?

From a day at the races (I think, correct me if I'm wrong)

Groucho Marx truly was the king of the one liner (or was that Bob Hope?)

[staind_96]

Robert DeNiro-Meet The Parents
" Are you a pothead focker? "

[tigerwolf]

"good ash, bad ash, I'm the guy with the gun" Army of Darkness.

"F*CK Me, He CLeared It" Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves

[d4n13l]

I have 3 foul mouthed little gems from Scarface:

"**** that! Come on, you want a war? You fuckin with pain now, you fuckin wit' the best, mother ****** - I'll stick your fuckin' head up your fuckin' ass and then I'll molest your fuckin' bitch, **** you!"

"You know why these fuckin' people love me? Cos I'm fuckin' real! I tell you what the ****'s on my mind, OK?"

"You come and step to me, hey **** you! Most guys, they fuckin' talk too much: All they're concerned about is fuckin' pussy and drinking, the booze and the cucha, God those guys are fuckin' soft man. They cant **** with me, I'll bury those fuckin' ****-a-roaches, **** you mother ******, I dont give a ****!"

Scarface - A guy too avoid.



"I demand to have some BOOOOZE!"
From Withnail and I.

"Tis but a flesh wound!"
From Monty Python's Holy Grail

"Pussy Galore"
(A broad's reply after being asked her name.)
From Goldfinger (James Bond).

"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell"
From The Exorsist.

[therick]

"I don't roll on shabbas, Dude."

[therick]

Oh, and another good one form AOD:

"Lemme tell you something man, the only thing you're leading right now is Jack and Sh*t.....and Jack left town."

[d4n13l]

A couple of Simpsons classics.

"Pretzels, repeat - we need pretzels!"
Cheif Wiggan on the radio when he sees Homer's house overflowing with beer.

"Six Queens. Read 'em and weep!"
One of the mobsters from the Simpsons plays his hand in a game of poker.

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[jaw2957]

I'd have to go with
"Say hello to my little friend!"-Scarface, Al Pacino


Couldn't help it. I use this on my girlfriend, so I had to put it in the thread!!

[jaw2957]

I forgot my favorite line in Road Trip.

"I give us about 20 minutes until our first ASS-raping!"

[nidoran]

forgive me for some i do not know the ones who say it.

"Lets NOT do that again" (Titan AE)

"What a funny game, the only winning move is not to play" (WOPR, War Games)

[d4n13l]

Jaw2957,
Hehe, that brings me to:
"SQUEEEEEEEEEL PIG, REEEIEIEIIIIIIGGGHH, SQUEEEEEEEEEL PIGGY! REEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUUGH"
From Deliverance.

"Sucky sucky $10"
From Full Metal Jacket.

"Bring on the gimp"
From Pulp Fiction.

"I dont hate Balboa, I pity the fool!"
Mr T in Rocky III.

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[Xesdeeni]

My all time favorite to use when someone obviously has no idea what they are talking about, from Mr. Mom (sorry for the setup, but if you haven't seen the movie lately it might not make sense out of context):

Michael Keaton wielding an idling chainsaw: "I'm gonna tear out this wall and add on a wing here."
Martin Mull: "Oh yeah? Gonna wire it yourself?"
Keaton: "Oh yeah."
Mull: "220?"

>> Keaton: "220...221...whatever it takes." <<

And from an old English sitcom called "Keeping up Appearances":

Onslo: "I can't believe I'm sitting here completely surrounded by no beer!"

Xesdeeni

[bilbogod]

ARGGHHHHHHHH HARRRRRRRR ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HARRRRRR A RA

Tarzan in every flipping movie he starred in

[Roadwart]

"Can everyone stop getting shot?"

Dog, Lock, stock & 2 smoking barrels

[Shabubu]

"No Tower, Why aren't I notified about these things!!"
(Will Shatner in Airplane 2, it's the facial expression that does it )

"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon"
(Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves)

[Willy Will]

American Pie I

"When i was i band camp i stuck this Flute in my P***Y."

[THE RIPPER]

COBRA, STALLON, "YOUR THE DISEASE AND I'M THE CURE".
AMERICA HISTORY X, "I'LL CUT YOUR SHYLOCK NOSE OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS".

[bilbogod]

I'ts one small step for man, one giant leap for man kind
Neil Armstrong in a movie studio somewhere in America

[tigerwolf]

gotta add this one.

"Bond, James Bond"


oh and from robin hood, given Shabubu reminded me of it.

"why a spoon dear cousin?", "because it will hurt more you twit"

twister:
Helen Hunt "Dusty we got debris" , Bill Paxton "DEBRIS!?!?!"

Young Frankenstein:
Gene Wilder "And who's brain did I Put in ?"
Marty Feldman "Abby Someone"
Gene Wilder "Abby Someone?"
Marty Feldman "Abby Normal"

or
Gene Wilder "Werewolf"
Marty Feldman "There Wolf, There Castle"


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[tigerwolf]

by the way, willy will, thanks for the quote. I laughed my butt off when she said that. I had to pause the movie I was laughing so hard. It was one of those lines that had a great setup and delivered so normally that it made it hilarious.