Post your favourite movie one-liner

[Big_Jit]

Saturday Night Live - (Mat Foley Sketch - Done by Chris Farley
"I am 35 Years old
Thrice Divorced
And I live In A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!..."

Saturday Night Live - (Nick Burns Sketch)
"You're Welcome!"
&
"Hurry up! My Screensaver's about to kick in..."

Saturday Night Live - (Bennet Brower Sketch - Done by Chris Farley
The Entire Sketch! :LOL:

The Simpsons - (Homer Simpson)
Homer: Ya know, One day us honest citizens are gonna stand up to you crooked cops.
Police chief Wiggim: They are! Oh no! Hav..Have they set a date!...

...

Actually Anything said by Homer Simpson...

[Sergio Leone]

Get three coffins ready,
My mistake make it Four!

"Fistfull of Dollors"
The man with no name (C.Eastwood)

[vigilante]

"We've got no food, we got no jobs, OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

-Jim Carrey *Dumb and Dumber"

[tigerwolf]

"Jack Is Dead My Friend, You Can Call Me Joker, As You Can See I'm Alot Happier" The Joker From Batman

[wellmashed]

Big fat kentucky fried chicken eaitn muvva in Trading Places.

"It was a stone groooove ma man"

[alita_anime]

"I'm not even sposed to be here today!"
Dante Hicks - Clerks

"I know." Han Solo in response to Princess Leia's "I love you."

"Love and Peace!" Vash the Stampede from Trigun
(had to stick and anime reference in here.) ^_^

[DarthZavk]

"I am your father..."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo...."

The Empire Strikes Back

Man.....

[DarthZavk]

Oh one more...

"Rosebud....."
Citizen Kane

I think I saw a line from Fistful of Dollars earlier on. The one about coffins.
I think it's a great movie, but i just want to point out that it's a remake (tribute) to another great movie and director: Yojimbo by Akira Kurosawa.

Cheers

[TIbrO]

Raditz mocking Piccolo after tearing off his arm:

"Excuse me has anyone seen my arm?
Hahaha... You can't miss it, it's green! Hahaha"

[likwid8]

"Freedy Got Fingered"
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Gord: "Look Betty, look what I've brought you, I brought you diamonds, all these diamonds just for you!"

Betty: "Aw Gord, you shouldn't, but all I wanted was to suck your ****"


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I rest my case, HAHAHA funny ass movie liner ever!

[choxie]

"12 milkmen IS theoretically possible, 13 is silly, looks like 1 milkman too many, Cougan!"


Ortiz the dog boy from Freaked.

[choxie]

"12 milkmen IS theoretically possible, 13 is silly, looks like 1 milkman too many, Cougan!"

[choxie]

"There ALWAYS time for lubricant!!!!!!!"
Evolution

[tigerwolf]

"reindeer on the roof, no that's hard to explain"

tim allen, the santa clause

[bilbogod]

"Bah, Humbug!" - Scrooge in "A Christmas Carol"

[Nelson37]

"Madam, I am attempting to create a mnemonic memory circuit utilising stone knives and bearskins." SPOCK

[Craig Tucker]

Not from a movie but snooker commentary cant remember the exact words but went something like this.

And for those of you at home watching this on black an white TV, the yellow is just next to the blue.

Craig

[rayjr13]

From Dave Chappelle's Killin em softly:
(referring to The Count from Sesame Street) Read this is you best Count voice it's halarious on screen.

"...The Count. They didn't come out and say he was a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one. He had a cape and everything. I could just see em pimpin'...

'bitch, where is my money? You've been late tttthhhhrreeeeee times; I've been counting. How many times must I smack you before you act right? (*SMACK!!!*) ONE (*SMACK!!!*) TWO ! TWO SMACKS!!!! ahahahahahahahaahahahahaha'"


Email me and I'll send you a mpeg halarious

[tigerwolf]

"Do I quit?" scooby
"No Scoob, Friends Don't Quit" Shaggy

from the scooby doo movie

[therick]

"when nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not."

[mckeomat]

hmmm...mine would have to be

"stay away from her you bitch!"

-Ripley in Aliens

[shoozleboy]

From Airplane -

"I knew I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue!"

.......'bout sums up my day ......

[henk schuifkaas]

"F*cking Windows 98!"

or

"You said Windows 98 would be faster, with better access to the internet."
Bill Gates: "It is. Over 5 million times.." BANG (crowd cheers)

from Southpark BLU

[jeex]

one more from the way of the gun

parker discovering longbaugh just tried to doublecross him, so he shoves him against a wall with a gun to his throat

longbaugh: what are you going to tell god when you see him?
parker: i'm gonna get him i was framed.