Post your favourite movie one-liner

[Hollywood004738]

"You're F*cked"

Marathon Rental Car clerk -Planes, Trains & Automobiles

[bilbogod]

I'm not having him go in and out whenever he pleases...This is stretching me to my limit

My interpretation of Kurt Russell in "Unlawful Entry"

[Sir Kopelot]

"That is an intresting fact ,i'm gonna have to remember for whenever i'm on Jeopardy!"

R.DeNiro - Analyze This

[jaw2957]

From Airplane!

"You ever been in a cockpit before?"
Little Boy:"No"
"You ever seen a grown man naked?"



Gets me every time!

[Sir Kopelot]

"Sex is like Chineese dinner, it ain't over till u both get your cookies"


forgot where it was from but it's from a movie, swear

[XanaXManX]

Now Im Gona take your eye out and show it to ya -
Rodney Dangerfield , Natural Born Killers

[bilbogod]

Face it Girls, you'd rather be fucked than raped??
Roy Chubby Brown Live In Concert (The Video)..

p.s. Sorry about that one, it was truly funny when seen live on stage with Roy quoting some of his favourite chat up lines

[StudeBarc]

From "Monty Python and The Holy Grail"

"I blow my nose at you, so called Arthur King, You and all your silly English kkkerniggets"
"I fart in your general direction"

Mel Gibson in "Mad Max 2"
"Ya wanna get outta here, ya talk to me"

Rutger Hauer (dying replicant) to Harrison Ford (after having just been saved from falling by Hauer)in "Blade Runner"
"All these moments will be lost...in time...,
Like tears..in rain...
Time to die..." and cue Release the Dove. Excellent.

Love this post
regards
Studebarc.

[agzz]

here one from whats probibly the best film ever, Sjunde Inseglet.

Antonius Block: Nothing escapes you!
Death: Nothing escapes me. No one escapes me.

[agzz]

oh and dont forget Rocky Horror Picture Show:

Magenta: I ask for nothing!
Frank-N-Furter: And you shall receive it, IN ABUNDANCE!

Dr. Everett V. Scott: This sonic transducer, it is I suppose some kind of audio-vibratry-physio-molecular transport device?

[marvel2020]

Yippe Kiyae ************

Bruce Willis - DIE HARD 1 + 2 + 3

[SergeantD]

"Look what your brother did to the goddamn door"
Texas Chainsaw Massacre

[tlegion]

The Eagles are the best team on carpet since Electrolux. (ESPN, 1990)

The NY Jets are the worst home favorite since France in 1940. (NBC 198

The Americans (Dream Team) have less concern facing the Germans than the Allies. (Costas 1992)

It was the type of game where no matter when you turned in, someone was rounding third. (ESPN 1992)

Mark Mason has turned the position of shooting guard into the shooting and not scoring guard. (ESPN 1987).

Clowns don't charge, Arthur. (The Tick)

[bilbogod]

I'll never forget the look of horror on my mothers' face when she realised her abortion had failed
Dennis Pennis The Video - Dennis Pennis only child, describing his mothers displeasure at bringing him into the world..

[therick]

@Sir Kopelot...that was from "Outside Providence" which was based on a Peter Farelly (Dumb and Dumber, Something About Mary)
another good Farrely one...

(over the PA at the grocery store)
"Price check on Vagisil, register 4, price check on Vagisil"
"Looks like someone has a little too much cheese on the taco...."
"She's baking bread over here, and I think it's sourdough"

[therick]

What the french call a certain "I do not know what".....

I can't wait for Goldmember!!

[d4n13l]

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Apocalypse Now

[benzel]

"In this world Elwood, you must be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. And you may quote me"
-Jimmy Stewart as Elwood P. Dowd in "Harvey"

[Shabubu]

"I like my coffe like I like my women, in a plastic cup"

"I'm covered in BEES!!!!"

Both from Glorious (Eddie Izzard Live, I know it doesn't quite count but it was bloody genius)

[baker]

Probably the worst movie line:

A fella goes up to this guy with a shotgun and says:

"you killed my son, and I killed your father, and now I am going to kill you"

The guy rips the shotgun of the fella and says:

"You killed my father, and I killed your son, and now I am going to kill you" BANG!!!



-------A crap Irish film about kick boxing. (sorry can't remember the name)

Baker.

[Stansell]

"My Cat can eat a whole watermellon" : Rubin from Rubin and Ed

"Torture, torture - it pleasures me so!" : Criswell from "Orgy of the Dead"

"Hmmmmmm, I don't feel drunk?" : Memento

[bigmicka]

Monty Pythons: The Life of Brian.

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"

History of the world part 1
French Revolution

"Knight take the queen, bishop take the queen, everybody take the queen"

"Ohhhh piss boy"

Cyrano de Bergerac

"Give me fifteen minutes and i will talk away my ugliness"

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[Psycho]

Clint Eastwood : "Do you fell lucky punk?"
from Dirty Harry(I think)

Billy: Now, now, Syd. Movies don't create psychos. Movies make psychos more creative
from Scream

Joel: I'm gonna get some donuts, some prozac; see if I can't find some crack; and I'll be back when y'all find a subject more "Saved By The Bell"-ish!
from Scream 2

[bilbogod]

Guy off "American Psycho"....

Part of me wants to take out a girl, be real sweet to her and treat her really good....The other part of me's thinking, I wonder what her head would look like on a stick??

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[tigerwolf]

given the time of morning here a line from Dante's Peak comes to mind:

"Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Capuccino, JAVA"

[mijman]

from, perhaps my all-time favorite movie, "A Fish Called Wanda"

"You know what England would be, if it wasn't for us [USA]? The smallest ******* provence in the German Empire!"

from "Aadams Family Values"
"He has my father's eyes."
"Gomez, take those out of his mouth."

from a Laura Keitlinger stand-up routine
"I had to stop drinking. I was sick of waking up in the morning next to a man, and wondering who he was, how he got here...and why he was dead."

[tigerwolf]

From Notting Hill:

"James Bond, Never Has To Put Up With This Sort Of Shit"

[z68h]

two from Tombstone and both by doc Holiday:

"I'm your huckleberry"

cowboy: "You're so drunk, you are probably seeing double"
doc holiday: "I got two guns... one for each of ya"

-mark

[VidGuy]

Bill Paxton's character in aliens:

"Maybe you haven't been keeping up with current events, pal. We just got our asses kicked."


Princess Leia: I'd sooner kiss a Wookie....
Han Solo: I can arrange that.




Han Solo: laugh it up, fuzzball....

[Bud]

What we have here is a failure to communicate!

“Cool Hand Luke”