"Hot" celebrities who aren't

[Supreme2k]

I watched the movie Failure To Launch recently, and it got me thinking (and barfing).

Though the movie itself was halfway decent enough, the so-called hot, sexy lead wasn't. I'm talking about Sarah Jessica Parker, who looked more like she would have been Matthew McConaughey's mother (or closer to his father in drag) than his girlfriend. Horsey-faced and horrible body, and she was supposed to be the hottest one on Sex and the City


Are there any celebrities who are regarded as sexy, or even good-looking, who you think don't deserve that desciption at all?

Another one that springs to mind is Owen Wilson. Guy looks like a troll.

[Wicked187]

"Paris Hilton" Nuff Said

[Xylob the Destroyer]

I'm with you Supreme2k -- Sarah Jessica Parker is in the media SO FREAKIN' MUCH lately, and whereas she used to have a pretty decent body, that doesn't make up for the fact that her face looks like somebody set it on fire and put it out with a shovel...

but I couldn't disagree more with Wicked187 -- Paris Hilton is smoking HOT.

[Conquest10]

Like you said, Horse-face
Paris Hilton
Julia Roberts
Eva Longoria (who looks like one of my ugly cousins)
Lindsay Lohan
Jennifer Aniston (ten years ago she was alright)
Ashanti
Charlize Theron
Pamela Anderson
Gisèle Bündchen
Jennifer Lopez
Paulina Rubio
Tara Reid

[otpw1]

"Paris Hilton" Nuff Said

Almost the best body she could buy

[BJ_M]

Charlize Theron made your list -- but at times she can look really stunning (still)....





from (some "good" shots of her) http://www.theplace.ru/archive/charlize_theron/img/

[Wicked187]

She may at times look pretty but thats because of the high tech equipment... I always thought that Christina Applegate was never all that....

[Conquest10]

At times, she does. But, that is only in photos.

EDIT: Damn, just a little too late.

[BJ_M]

i can still live with that

[gadgetguy]

I have to agree about SJP. I've never understood what anyone saw in her.
Another one I think is waaaaay overrated is Drew Barrymore.

[Supreme2k]

Yeah, Drew Barrymore is pretty fucked up (bad teeth, weird jaw and nose).

Which reminds me of another to add: Cameron Diaz (but not Lucy Liu).

[doppletwo]

At times, she does. But, that is only in photos.

EDIT: Damn, just a little too late.

Blasphemy!

[MOVIEGEEK]

Like you said, Horse-face
Paris Hilton-I'll pass but I'd hit her sister
Julia Roberts-I'll pass
Eva Longoria (who looks like one of my ugly cousins)-I'd hit it
Lindsay Lohan-I'd hit it
Jennifer Aniston (ten years ago she was alright)-I'd hit it
Ashanti-I'd hit it
Charlize Theron-Definately hit it!
Pamela Anderson-I'd hit it with an industrial strength condom
Gisèle Bündchen-?
Jennifer Lopez-I'll pass
Paulina Rubio-?
Tara Reid-I'd hit it

[adam]

The first two that came to mind were definitely Sarah Jessica Parker and Drew Barrymore. I also think Renée Zellweger is just plain funny looking, like she's got a fat face on a normal person's head/body. And the way she talks, its like she has the voice of a baby. And when she smiles her eyes completely disappear. Man I really can't stand her.

Others:

Uma Thurman- Her face is too long and her eyes creep me out.
Liv Tyler- Only slightly prettier than her dad
gwyneth paltrow- she looks like she's strung out on something
halle berry- Great body but that's it
Nicole Kidman- not bad looking but definitely overrated


Charlize Theron and Cameron Diaz??? You guys are nuts they are both hot as hell. Charlize is classy and Cameron Diaz has the sexiest eyes since Liz Taylor.

[Xylob the Destroyer]

Reese Witherspoon!
that obnoxious point-faced little shrew needs to just die...

[rhegedus]

Horsey-faced and horrible body....

So true.....

How about Madonna? - another horse faced wentch.

Catherine Zeta Jones? - knowing that she's screwing Michael Douglas is enough to repulse me.

[adam]

Yes Reese Witherspoon is another one and did you know that her latest upcoming movie breaks the record for the largest salary for a female? I think Julia Roberts held the record. I don't understand the appeal of either of those two. Julia was kinda endearing but I don't think she is attractive by any means.

[smearbrick1]

Prince William... If I was chick, I would never do him.

Paris Hilton... Two words for Paris... "Nikki Hilton". Way better looking.

Renee Zellweger... I'm with Adam on this one.

[Supreme2k]

...Cameron Diaz??? You guys are nuts...Cameron Diaz has the sexiest eyes since Liz Taylor.

I'm more into the always good-looking, than the fabricated looks (even though she's only passable with makeup) You want to imagine taking a shower/bath with this woman and not uncovering the boogey-man.



As opposed to, say Jennifer Garner, who is hot with or without

[Doramius]

...Cameron Diaz??? You guys are nuts...Cameron Diaz has the sexiest eyes since Liz Taylor.

I'm more into the always good-looking, than the fabricated looks (even though she's only passable with makeup) You want to imagine taking a shower/bath with this woman and not uncovering the boogey-man.



As opposed to, say Jennifer Garner, who is hot with or without

J Garner doesn't look bad at all.

Meg Ryan looks good without makeup.

So I guess you'd have to take Cameron Diaz in the backdoor

[Dv8ted2]

I always that that Alicia Silverstone was overrated.

[Doramius]

I always that that Alicia Silverstone was overrated.

Totally there with you on that one.

Sandra Bernhard was listed as a sexy person back in the 90's. She looks like she fell from the top of the ugly tree, hitting every branch on the way down. 2 kids came along and beat her with roots from it. A carrot sticking out the hole of a cottage-cheese a** is a more attractive face. They need to create a charity foundation to fund the kind of plastic surgery she needs.

Fairuza Balk needs some work on her teeth. Tara Reid I could handle as long as she didn't talk. I never thought Suzanne Summers was as hot as everyone thought, but with all the workouts she's been doing, . As old Northie says, "There's a magic switch on the wall. Flip it and the face virtually disappears." Plus a paper bag, a good magazine, and a little imagination doesn't hurt either.

[shelbyGT]

I'd do them all.

The wife wanted me to add that she thinks Theron is hot all the time...

but yeah, I'd do them all.

[Doramius]

I'd do them all.

The wife wanted me to add that she thinks Theron is hot all the time...

but yeah, I'd do them all.

Care to recant?


And that's with makeup ON!!!

Looks like someone survived a 3 hours face kicking by a donkey.

[MOVIEGEEK]

Sandra Bernhard makes me want to...
I can't believe that no talent hag was a "celebrity".
Reese Witherspoon does nothing for me but I'd hit Alicia Silverstone.

[Doramius]

Sandra Bernhard makes me want to...
I can't believe that no talent hag was a "celebrity".
Reese Witherspoon does nothing for me but I'd hit Alicia Silverstone.

Dumb blondes don't do anything anyway.

[MOVIEGEEK]

Dumb blondes do some things good(wink...wink).
BTW...here's a hot photo of Alicia:

[Dv8ted2]

Dumb blondes do some things good(wink...wink).
BTW...here's a hot photo of Alicia:

Maybe it is me, but that looks like a photochop.

[Faustus]

I never really got Kirsten Dunst myself. Her face looks squished.

[Dv8ted2]

What about Slutney Spears?