Ahh savor this time of the year - newbie season :D

[yoda313]

Yep brace yourselves! All the first time dvd burner owners, dv camera, and etc will flock to this website.

There should be an influx any day now after the wating period following registration.

To all veterans:

PLEASE BE PATIENT

It's our duty to help out the less knowledgeable. To spread our wisdom to those braving this wonderful technology. Remember we all were newbies at one time or another.

So get ready and dig in for a long month of "HOW DO I" threads

[Conquest10]

Oh yeah, I just started seeing the "Just got an iPod" threads on other forums a little while ago. Not as bad as last year (because they were eviently "invented" just last year) but its only the 25th.

[yoda313]

Yep they probably don't have a "waiting period" for posting like here.

[Dv8ted2]

We were all new at one time. Some people need to remember that before snapping.

[ZAPPER]

Oh yea, here it comes, and I'll be among the ranks looking into backing up games for the kids new Game Cube. Why don't they "Ruggedize" things like that?

At any rate it will be fun for the experts to share what they know. My only regrets are that I am too slow to post and too far behind to be of much help to anything that isn't coal fired

[rallynavvie]

There should be an influx any day now after the wating period following registration.

To all veterans:

PLEASE BE PATIENT

It's our duty to help out the less knowledgeable. To spread our wisdom to those braving this wonderful technology. Remember we all were newbies at one time or another.

STFU n00b!

[sacajaweeda]

'tis the season

[waheed]

here we go...

[vhelp]

fwiw.., a little while ago, I just did a refresh on the main page,
and it indicated 1359 visitors. I don't know if that's
the record high or not, but it could also be on account of all the
new 'holiday' present discover'er's needing VH assistance for their new
video related toys.

-vhelp 3708

[Epicurus8a]

[MeDiCo_BrUjO]

Official Notice to all VH Veteran Members:

n00b season is open.

Just remember, shoot just what you're going to eat, leave some for the rest.

[Noahtuck]

There should be an influx any day now after the wating period following registration.

To all veterans:

PLEASE BE PATIENT

It's our duty to help out the less knowledgeable. To spread our wisdom to those braving this wonderful technology. Remember we all were newbies at one time or another.

STFU n00b!

:P

Official Notice to all VH Veteran Members:

n00b season is open.

Just remember, shoot just what you're going to eat, leave some for the rest.

[VCDHunter]

Just remember, shoot just what you're going to eat, leave some for the rest.

But there's just sooooo many

[ZAPPER]

No culling of the heard without a permit

Hmm... Would that be poaching or a mercy killing?

[VCDHunter]

No culling of the heard without a permit

Permit, shermit !

Hmm... Would that be poaching or a mercy killing?

Let's go for mercy poaching, sounds more P.C.

[Noahtuck]

No culling of the heard without a permit

Permit, shermit !

Hmm... Would that be poaching or a mercy killing?

Let's go for mercy poaching, sounds more P.C.

Be careful, i remember the "maroon" that was against deer hunting

[Shadowmistress]

Do I need a permit just for grazing?

I wouldn't want them to become extinct too soon after all. :P

[Faustus]

There should be an influx any day now after the wating period following registration.

To all veterans:

PLEASE BE PATIENT

It's our duty to help out the less knowledgeable. To spread our wisdom to those braving this wonderful technology. Remember we all were newbies at one time or another.

STFU n00b!

BEHAVE! You sept. 02 noobs are the worst!

[lordsmurf]

I'm ready for them.



And let's not forget this one:
https://forum.videohelp.com/viewtopic.php?t=244978

[canadateck]

I bet the IPOD sites are busy

[Doramius]

Etiquette for the VideoHelp Veteran:

When a noob asks a question in an unrealted topic that has it's own forum elsewhere and explains in complete detail how to correct any problems, please resist the urge to say; "YOU'RE A F**KING INTERNET NOOB! TYPE SOME WORDS THE F**KING SEARCH BAR DAMMIT!"
-instead place a link in your post and a courteous message to where they may find the information.

When a noob asks a question that is already answered clearly in the thread (and quite possibly only a post or 2 previously) and is commonly answered all over the site in plain view, bite your tongue from uttering, "YOU BLIND MORONIC NOOB! THE LINING ON THE INSIDE OF MY A** EVEN HAS IT SPELLED OUT SO WELL THE HAMSTER CAN UNDERSTAND IT!"
-instead gratouitously quote the previously stated references and possible links so they may enjoy their stay at VideoHelp.com

If a noob asks a question ignorantly why they cannot watch or burn DVDs on their CD writer, do not call them a "Retarded A** Monkey!" nor tell them, "Return the Damn computer and only allow experienced uses and sacrificial donkeys to handle their mundane & inate little tasks gradeschoolers can complete on a chalk slate."
-instead offer a suggestion that they may not be using the correct equipment and you would suggest "XX" equipment and software to help with their needs.

If a noob asks a question, and then answers it contrary to the correct help given by veteran VideoHelp members, do not retort with; "You Noob f**ktoy! Why the hell did you waste my time on something you weren't going to listen to a damn thing anyone says and then proceed to give s**ty information on a subject you know jacks**t about!"
-instead kindly reply stating you respect and value thier thoughts and offer some links that might be a better and more simpler way to help.

It is always important to let a noob know that he is welcome to learn from experienced members of a professional nature who can help them through voluntary kindness to accomplish tasks they may not be able to do on their own.

Yes, it may seem fun to call a noob a mentally unstable s**tstick, a thick headed a** explorer, or even a a**f**k-drip that wasn't meant to be - remember it's not worth a potential yellow or red card that might ban you from being able to view and make fun of noobs in the off-topic thread. We all know they are idiots and that a steel baseball bat beating would only improve their IQ, but they are people and the law currently says it's not illegal to be an idiot in public.

I hope this etiquette guide has been helpful to fellow VideoHelp verterans.

[SquirrelDip]

...mentally unstable s**tstick...

I thought that was the one thing we all had in common?!?!?

Soooo - the last week of the year is "Be nice to noob week"??

[MeDiCo_BrUjO]

Soooo - the last week of the year is "Be nice to noob week"??

I think that's more like one of the goals we take on new year's eve that we never get to accomplish

[Dv8ted2]

...mentally unstable s**tstick...

I thought that was the one thing we all had in common?!?!?

Soooo - the last week of the year is "Be nice to boobs week"??

I thought you were supposed to be nice to boobs all the time.

[SquirrelDip]

...mentally unstable s**tstick...

I thought that was the one thing we all had in common?!?!?

Soooo - the last week of the year is "Be nice to boobs week"??

I thought you were supposed to be nice to boobs all the time.

Yes - be nice to the boobs... It's something else you tend to beat.

[Doramius]

After you are about 3 weeks into the new year and you find yourself wanting to tell a noob, "Go f**k yourself." Remember this, He may be online checking out porn and could be masturbating already. Be different and tell him, "Go f**k your 2 fathers and learn something from it." It'll bring new expression to their face while letting them know they have 2 other life experienced people they can go to for advice.

[jimmalenko]

Yep brace yourselves! All the first time dvd burner owners, dv camera, and etc will flock to this website.

There should be an influx any day now after the wating period following registration.

To all veterans:

PLEASE BE PATIENT

It's our duty to help out the less knowledgeable. To spread our wisdom to those braving this wonderful technology. Remember we all were newbies at one time or another.

So get ready and dig in for a long month of "HOW DO I" threads

**** 'em I say ...

In the words of the "Professor", Dr Indolikaa Khan (god rest his soul) :

So it was written, so it shall be flamed.

[yoda313]

Where you been jimmy???

[jimmalenko]

Where you been jimmy???

Hibernating

[MeDiCo_BrUjO]

Waiting for the n00b season to rise again