Messing with people in Las Vegas...

[Red96TA]

Every time I go to Vegas, I LOVE to mess with those folks that pass out the porno fliers on the streets to try to get you to come to their clubs....

guy hands out flier
"sir, do you know Jesus as your personal savior"

guy hands out flier
"SHIT....this is some serious GOOD pussy!!!" (at the top of your lungs)

guy hand out flier
"sir, I'm casino security and you can't do this here...go to the next casino and try there."

guy hands out flier
"I don't like girls...are you available tonight?"

guy hands out flier
throw it on the ground at his feet and scream "PORNO VENDOR!!!"



Anybody else have fun with these guys? I've only had one guy chase me to kick my butt when I did this and it was the last guy that chased me!...it was a hard get-away considering I was laughing so hard

[Kunta Kinte]

Why? Nothing you said was that funny.

[Red96TA]

That's the thing...you've got to have a completely cold steel face when you do it or it doesn't work.

[glockjs]

most of the time they dont even speak english though

[Kunta Kinte]

Maybe one has to actually be there to experience the full effect.

[pacmania_2001]

Good old Vegas. I remember being followed for like 5 minutes by the cops when I was walking around in the morning. I think they thought I was skipping school or something.

[AlecWest]

Every time I go to Vegas, I LOVE to mess with those folks that pass out the porno fliers on the streets to try to get you to come to their clubs....

If you're a brave soul, here's another thing you could do next time you're there.

guy hands out flier:
"Sir, you're under arrest for distributing pornographic material in public (flash fake badge). Please turn around and put your hands behind your back (affix cheap handcuffs). You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak with an attorney before questioning. If you cannot afford one, an attorney will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights as I've explained them to you?"

And when he says "Yes," tell him to stand there for a moment ... while you, as quietly as possible, beat feet in the opposite direction.

[Red96TA]

LMAO...

That would so nice to try...but impresonating a police officer is a felony in most states....and they make you WORK in Nevada prisons.

I think the next time I do, I'll take along some pictures of me masturbating and hand them out to them in exchange....try keeping a straight face when they see it's you!!!

[AlecWest]

LMAO...

That would so nice to try...but impresonating a police officer is a felony in most states....and they make you WORK in Nevada prisons.

See, that's the trick ... flashing a badge is not impersonating a police officer unless you "identify" yourself as a police officer. Some security guards have badges as do some private eyes and bounty hunters. And saying those words is also the proper way to make a "citizen's" arrest. Anyhoo, I suspect the real danger would be if a guy like that decided to be confrontational.

But you could fight fire with fire:

guy hands you a flier:
"Hell, that's nothing. Look at these fliers from my club (print up some fliers showing some really bodacious women, a fake club name, and the address of a local church, hehe). Our women are much much better than your women."

P.S. Actually, in many states, impersonating a police officer is only a misdemeanor unless you do it in the performance of a crime ... like using the status to gain unlawful access to private property, etc. Whether or not it's a crime to make a citizen's arrest and change your mind later is something I don't know, though. :P

[Kunta Kinte]

Actually, anyone can arrest anyone else, the person person only needs to notify the person he or she is under arrest. Better make sure you have probable cause, though, because the "collar" could just as easily sue you for false arrest. This would be the main reason for running, because you may be liable, if you're caught.

[Noahtuck]

Actually, anyone can arrest anyone else, the person person only needs to notify the person he or she is under arrest. Better make sure you have probable cause, though, because the "collar" could just as easily sue you for false arrest. This would be the main reason for running, because you may be liable, if you're caught.