Stars Wars fan found in the gutter.....

[Goober57]

BREAKING STORY................

Police in Upper Michigan found a young man
sprawled in the street in a seedy neighborhood
around noon today. The man was dressed in
a Luke Skywalker outfit and had a ragged and torn
Darth Vader mask on his face.

Locals recall seeing the young man at Star Wars conventions
in the area over the past few years. One local, who eventually
befriended the man, said the lad was despondant over some
harassing that had taken place in a popular video forum.

Locals in the area gathered around to see the lad, just laying
on the ground, mumbling something about 'the force'.

Soon, the crowd dispersed. The locals went back to their bars,
homes and bingo parlors.

The young man was left alone, laying there in the gutter, with
one hand wrapped around a large bottle of Jolt cola, with extra
caffeine, and the other hand wrapped around his sabre.

More news to follow..............

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[yoda313]

Hello,

NO COMMENT..... (and I'm in LOWER MICHIGAN by the way :P).

Kevin

[Tommyknocker]

Film at eleven.

[Capmaster]

I can't wait to find out what happened to the despondent lad

[tgpo]

I can't wait to find out what happened to the despondent lad

He's gone to a better place.....to a gaxaxy far far away

[Tommyknocker]

Hello,

NO COMMENT..... (and I'm in LOWER MICHIGAN by the way :P).

Kevin

I thought you were in the Degobah (sp?) System

[Goober57]

I can't wait to find out what happened to the despondent lad

He got married.

So nothing really changed.

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[stiltman]

I heard that one of the locals said he could never get his sabre to work

[Goober57]

EDIT..............

TOO CRUEL!

EDIT 2............TOO LATE. THANKS A LOT STILT!!! :P

[stiltman]

I heard that one of the locals said he could never get his sabre to work

Don't worry..........no big thing.

What???

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To a star wars fantic, that would be a death sentence

[Dr. DOS]

If you didn't catch this before here's Triumph intreviewing Yoda at the most recent star wars opening in Lower Michigan..... (mid way thru the segment.... Yoda is dressed as Darth Vader)

http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Conan-Triumph-at-Star-Wars.wmv

Yoda... j/k

[yoda313]

Hello,



Kevin

EDIT - saw the j/k

[smearbrick1]

Interesting thing is... if you watch Epsiode I - VI (of course episode III isn't out yet) anyone notice who had the smallest saber?

[Tommyknocker]

I heard that one of the locals said he could never get his sabre to work

Don't worry..........no big thing.

What???

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To a star wars fantic, that would be a death sentence

I heard he had a firm grip on things.

[stiltman]

I heard he had a firm grip on things.

Hold it as tight as you want, but if it don't work...It don't work...

[Goober57]

If you didn't catch this before here's Triumph intreviewing Yoda at the most recent star wars opening in Lower Michigan..... (mid way thru the segment.... Yoda is dressed as Darth Vader)

http://www.redcoat.net/pics/Conan-Triumph-at-Star-Wars.wmv

Yoda... j/k

:P :P :P :P :P

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[Capmaster]

But it ain't so bad ...he's still holding his own

[tgpo]

That has got to be the funniest Triumph skit ever!!