Bachelor Party

[shelbyGT]

So the first of us is going to the auction block this weekend. Out of my six closest buddies from college, one of us is getting married. Nope, not me.

And as sad as that is (since none of us like the soon to be wife, anyway). This bachelor party is tomorrow at a casino.

Sounds like fun, and I was sooo pumped before I just found out the news:

no female entertainment

At the GROOM's request. I thought this was a prerequisite? We had it all planned, but then he comes out of left field saying he couldn't do that to his wife.

Now I don't know what I'm gonna do to have fun.
Oh yeah, drink myself into a nice stupor and lose some money.

[Guest]

One guy I knew had a comedy club night A closer mate boasted-Amsterdam>2wks>Vegas>1month>ended up go-carting with a 12 ft sub and beer This guy was a boaster to boot! I gave him some shit at the go-cart "party room".All guys, Saturday afternoon in Warren<MI is a far cry from Amsterdam You should go and then invite interested parties to go to the "ballet" after.

edit-Oh yeah,I forgot the tittie bars in KC suck.Nice pasties

[jimmalenko]

no female entertainment

At the GROOM's request. I thought this was a prerequisite? We had it all planned, but then he comes out of left field saying he couldn't do that to his wife.

Tell him this:

She's not his wife yet, the entertainment is for everyone else who comes along, and that you'll object to them getting married if there's no female entertainment at the Bachelor Party.

[bigmicka]

bugger whatever the groom says.

turn up with an escort, for your own entertainment.

mic

[northcat_8]

No no tell him this:

RUN MOTHER ****** RUN

Don't do it, don't do it

If you are a true friend you should give him sound advice.

[jimmalenko]

No no tell him this:

RUN MOTHER ****** RUN

Don't do it, don't do it

If you are a true friend you should give him sound advice.

Well ....

northy, ol' buddy, at least you're consistent

[shelbyGT]

Gee - you just didn't go to the right places. There are plenty of titty bars around here that get full nakedety and stuff.

or so I've heard.

And we would go behind his back, but his psycho fiance would probably tell him it's off.

She hasn't had a single drop of alcohol her whole life. Now tell me, how can I trust someone who doesn't drink?

[jimmalenko]

She hasn't had a single drop of alcohol her whole life. Now tell me, how can I trust someone who doesn't drink?

... so you could probably find them in the no-******* section ?

[Guest]

Gee - you just didn't go to the right places. There are plenty of titty bars around here that get full nakedety and stuff.

or so I've heard.

And we would go behind his back, but his psycho fiance would probably tell him it's off.

She hasn't had a single drop of alcohol her whole life. Now tell me, how can I trust someone who doesn't drink?

[Guest]

Gee - you just didn't go to the right places. There are plenty of titty bars around here that get full nakedety and stuff.

or so I've heard.

And we would go behind his back, but his psycho fiance would probably tell him it's off.

She hasn't had a single drop of alcohol her whole life. Now tell me, how can I trust someone who doesn't drink?

[shelbyGT]

She hasn't had a single drop of alcohol her whole life. Now tell me, how can I trust someone who doesn't drink?

... so you could probably find them in the no-******* section ?

correct-a-mundo. We were discussing this the other day (between us ushers and groomsmen), and we don't know how he stayed with her for so long (4 years now) with no lovey-dovey. All I know is she must be one HELL of a conversationalist.

We haven't said anything because as long as he's happy, we'll be happy for him. But seeeeriously....

[northcat_8]

Gee - you just didn't go to the right places. There are plenty of titty bars around here that get full nakedety and stuff.

or so I've heard.

And we would go behind his back, but his psycho fiance would probably tell him it's off.

She hasn't had a single drop of alcohol her whole life. Now tell me, how can I trust someone who doesn't drink?

holy cow, and here I thought those were as fictional as a 19 year old virgin....

[shelbyGT]

just go to a southern baptist church and you'll find some yourself.

[JSB]

And we would go behind his back, but his psycho fiance would probably tell him it's off.

Sooooo ... what again is the problem here??? All the guys hate her... your buddy is just going to be misrible is her marries her.... hook him up and let the bitch leave. Problem solved.

Ok you will come out looking like an ******* in the end, but it is for a noble cause

JSB

[Guest]

Going to get married without a test drive.!~?He should get his ass kicked on gp's alone.He deserves anything he gets.

[SquirrelDip]

(since none of us like the soon to be wife, anyway).

Take him to the titty bar, you'll be doing him a favor... She's got to lighten up - if not maybe she won't marry him...

I wish someone did something enough to piss off my first wife so that she wouldn't marry me... Problem with the guys (especially the younger ones) is that once they find someone to suck their dick they don't think they'll ever find another...

[Capmaster]

(since none of us like the soon to be wife, anyway).

Take him to the titty bar, you'll be doing him a favor... She's got to lighten up - if not maybe she won't marry him...

I wish someone did something enough to piss off my first wife so that she wouldn't marry me... Problem with the guys (especially the younger ones) is that once they find someone to suck their dick they don't think they'll ever find another...

So true, soooo true. It becomes a desperate act getting married ....like "OMG she'll actually have me ...I'd better grab her and hold on tight or she'll get away" :P

Those guys have lost the game before they even started ...terminally low self-esteem .....check them in 10 years for whip marks on their back

[Guest]

Those are they guys getting openly yelled at in public.I like to mutter "bitch" to see if they will try to go off on me. Some have,big mistake.

[SquirrelDip]

<checks back for whip marks... Yup, faint but definitely there...>

All married guys are at least a little whipped - but never like I was with the first wife. Cappy, your low self esteem comment is dead on - exactly how I was with the first. 7 years of marriage and 7 years divorced/single and you smarten up. Been married for 5 years this time around and things are still great, neither of us are trying to "change" the other.

[Capmaster]

<checks back for whip marks... Yup, faint but definitely there...>

All married guys are at least a little whipped - but never like I was with the first wife. Cappy, your low self esteem comment is dead on - exactly how I was with the first. 7 years of marriage and 7 years divorced/single and you smarten up. Been married for 5 years this time around and things are still great, neither of us are trying to "change" the other.

Glad to hear that.

Unfortunately, men are easily manipulated, witness the recent prank threads. Sadly, by the time we realize that we've been played for a fool, the price we've paid is so high that we're either beaten down and submissive .....or we go the other way and rebel violently.

There's nothing sadder than being in public, like Dr.Gee's post, and seeing some guy humiliated by his wife. She's got his nuts on her keychain

Or so I've heard ....not like ...it's happened to me ...or anything

[northcat_8]

A man marries a woman thinking she will stay the same and she will always change. A woman marries a man thinking she can change him and he will stay the same.

Come on now, be honest, before marriage she was giving you sex like it was candy corn and everyday was halloween. After marriage...things changed drastically didn't they

Before marriage, how many things did you do for her, get her, suprise her with or by doing, "just because"? How many of those things do you still do today? When is the last time you sent your wife some flowers just out of the kindness of your heart?

And then what happens? She doens't feel as special and starts bitching about it, you aren't getting as much sex and you start bitching about it.

Women fall in love, men fall in lust...

[tgpo]

just go to a southern baptist church and you'll find some yourself.

I go to a Southern Baptist Church, and it's true.

[Capmaster]

Not my quote Northie I'm still on my first

When is the last time you sent your wife some flowers just out of the kindness of your heart?

The last time I did that, she got that "look" and said "What the hell are you feeling guilty about? What did you do?"




I don't send her flowers any more

[SquirrelDip]

@ northcat - I agree with every point. Your point on "change" is reduced the second time around (I've still got my motorcycle - wife doesn't really like it but realizes it's a part of who I am).

[northcat_8]

Yea, I know...I quoted, then changed my mind <without my wife's permission, mind you> and didn't delete all of it.

damn kids asking too many questions simplifying radicals is not that difficult but they are learning

[Capmaster]

Let me add to my post that I had done nothing to deserve that sort of cynical comment. So I figure there's no way I'm going to be suspected of doing something wrong again in exchange for something romantic, without the actual benefit of having done that thing wrong 8)

So the next time she gets flowers from me, there'll be a damn good reason, and I really will have that SE grin plastered all over my face

[shelbyGT]

update -

well, I won $50 at the blackjack table, lost half of it on roulette, then won 50 more back at the blackjack table....

but with no titties to bounce in my face, it wasn't the best I've ever been to.

Oh well, always the next one.

[northcat_8]

update -

well, I won $50 at the blackjack table, lost half of it on roulette, then won 50 more back at the blackjack table....

but with no titties to bounce in my face, it wasn't the best I've ever been to.

Oh well, always the next one.

That's you own fault, you won $75, hell for that much money I know where you can get 3.75 women. ...um.......errr....I mean I've "heard" of a place where you can get......

[JohnnyCNote]

He should stay single and still have the party....