Job application.....

[Goober57]

Taken from..... http://www.insanepictures.com/jk.shtml?0803.htm




Job Application

This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

[Ripper2860]

Kid's got spunk and a sense of humor. Hell I'd hire him !!!

[glockjs]

thats awesome, at least the manager of mickey d's has got a sense of humor

[Capmaster]

Beautiful.

With the amount of brilliantly delivered sarcasm and wit, I swore I was reading an application that one of the OT post whores might have filled out

BTW ...I passed Baldrick in total posts today (9821 vs. 9795). I am now #2 ....only one more to go ...hee hee. Watch out, BJ_M.

[offline]

It's a fake. Sorry but that McDonalds one has been doing the
rounds since 1997 with various changes. The funniest is the U.K
one.

[thayne]

It's a fake. Sorry but that McDonalds one has been doing the
rounds since 1997 with various changes. The funniest is the U.K
one.

Yeah, like some dim-witted McDonalds manager would appreciate that kind honestness...

[holistic]

It's a fake. Sorry but that McDonalds one has been doing the
rounds since 1997 with various changes. The funniest is the U.K
one.

YEP !.... and BTW welcome to the I N T E R N E T :P

[VCDHunter]

It's a fake. Sorry but that McDonalds one has been doing the
rounds since 1997 with various changes. The funniest is the U.K
one.

Spoilsport :P

Right though - I've lost count of the amount of times I've read this and if middle/senior management in McDs is like here then, having no sense on humour, they wouldn't find it funny at all.

[jimmalenko]

ahhhhhhh.....

the good ole urban legend .....

It don't really matter to me if its true or not, it's still funny as hell.