RANT: In Your Face

[Doramius]

Another one for people to poke at. Feel free to add your own experiences. This was back in 8th grade. Most everyone knows the plastic chairs with either the big opening in the back or three slits in the back for either tailbone comfort or ventilation, etc. Keep those in mind with this story.

I was usually a good kid in class, even when there's a substitue teacher. This one day the kids were exceptionally bad and they were excusing themselves to the bathroom, but instead doing baseball slides in the hallway. The Sub finally said nobody else leaves the room. I arrive late to the class not knowing this. (late because I was the buddy for a diabetic kid) I, later on, really needed to use the bathroom. I asked the sub if I could go and she gave a mean look and said "NO! Whatever it is, you can wait until the end of class. I couldn't wait because I had held it in to make it to the class, though late, so the teacher knew where I was. Once distracted, I forgot a bit about having to leave again for the bathroom. I asked again, even later, because pressure was building up really bad and I was having trouble holding it in. The sub then said, "the next person who asks to go to the bathroom is getting detention." Now she walks around the room handing out graded papers. She gets near my desk and one of the papers falls to the floor behind me and she reaches down to pick it up. That's when it burst out. Most people think I'm talking about pissing and think I wet my pants. Well,...It was just gas. A Long, Loud, and smelly fart right in the face of the substitute. Her face had a shocked looked crossed with that of a woman's 'I can't believe you did that' disgusted face while saying, "eewweew!" She then shouted for me to go to the principles office. While I was in the office, the principle was laughing so hard at the report he was crying. He could barely talk to me straight. I told him the story and he was understanding, knowing I wasn't normally a bad kid. He just gave me an in-school suspension for the rest of the day and asked me to go to the bathroom before I showed up. My in-school suspension consisted of me staying in the school library playing Where in the USA is Carmen Sadiego on an Apple II.(New then)

[indolikaa]

I'm sorry, but in my vast repertoire of Stupid Indolikaa Tricks, I've never done anything quite that vile in school...

[sitlet]

carmen sandiego was the best game to play in grade school. i remember playing that and oregon trail 1 for the apple 2

[BJ_M]

good story


there may still be warrents out for some of the stuff i did in school .. so i can't really discuss .... (why do you think i moved to canada after all?)

[northcat_8]

see it's you little mean fuckers that cause teachers to act on their impulses

I actually see that as the teacher's fault. She should have known better than to reach down there, every teacher knows you don't stick your head to ass level of any student...if you drop a paper, you reach out with your foot and slide the paper to the middle of the isle and squat down (never bend) and pick up the paper or ask someone to pick the paper up for you.

[flaninacupboard]

getting doramius to bend over and pick it up would have been the funniest thing to do. try clenching your arse hole when bending over

[jimmalenko]

I can see it now ...

[Dr. DOS]

Excellent.... would you have given anything to still have a copy of the report she wrote to the principle

[Faustus]

No real embarrasing story but...

Oregon Trail nerds represent!
Carmen wasn't really around until much later in my lifeline.

Used to play simcity in the library in HS though.



This is a pic of a version far surpasing the one I played. This one is color.
Somebody should write a java version of the original.

Back in my first ever comptuer class we "wrote" a game in teams. One of those copy the code to just fill time things. when we made the track for our little ski game I (already showing computer tendencies) decided to leave a empty spot in the track that allowed you get get off the track without crashing. The trick was to get back in when it came up later.

Everyone had great run when we finished comparing their high scores while my teammate and myself just sit there quiet like. At the end of class we got back on the trial then started making oooh ahhh noises. We so tricked everyone into thinking we were uber ski game players.

[yoda313]

Hello,

there may still be warrents out for some of the stuff i did in school .. so i can't really discuss .... (why do you think i moved to canada after all?)

If its been more than 10 or 15 years you may be in the clear!!!

Kevin