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I went to one of the wildest bachelor party's ever last night!
It entailed 4 strippers, a shit load of beer and good times! At one point I was nekid with a stripper with my wood planted firmly in her ass cheeks! I drank beer from another strippers tweeter (That would be vagina for you Brits, LOL) and then licked it clean!
It was awesome but I feel like shit today
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Originally Posted by thayneI went to one of the wildest bachelor party's ever last night!
It entailed 4 strippers, a shit load of beer and good times! At one point I was nekid with a stripper with my wood planted firmly in her ass cheeks! I drank beer from another strippers tweeter (That would be vagina for you Brits, LOL) and then licked it clean!
It was awesome but I feel like shit today
Oh don't worry about that. That is just the herpes and gonorhea kicking in......you'll be fine.
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WELL Hell Thayne....don't tell us about it, post or email some pics....we are men not women, we are visual beings...we don't reed too guud.
By the way...I for one, am jealous, you lucky bastard
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I don't think I'm gonna be jealous til the lab results come back.
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I should have pictures by monday
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Damn! What am I going to do til then?
His name was MackemX
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Well it is monday and I can not wait any more ...I am still upset of the great time you had ...oh how is your tounge any sores yet??
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Any ....ummmm .....discharge yet?
j/k 
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Pics please .....
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- Mar 2003
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If you have any discharge just wear a condom while you sleep....um...I've "heard" that works...um....quit pressuring me....I really did HEAR that...alright...Originally Posted by CapmasterAny ....ummmm .....discharge yet? j/k 
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I still haven't got the pictures.... No ill effects either
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Holy crap! one of the guys took a picture of me when the stripper pulled my pants down!
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Does it count that if you renew your vows that you get to have a second bachelor party? Because my initial one sucked!
Thayne you lucky bastard.
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I would say a bachelor party would be in orderOriginally Posted by menes777Does it count that if you renew your vows that you get to have a second bachelor party? Because my initial one sucked!
Thayne you lucky bastard.
I'm still jealous with or without pictures.
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Yea... mine sucked too.... well, wait... I didn't even have a bachelor party... I had a bachelor lunch and then some golf with a few friends.Originally Posted by menes777Does it count that if you renew your vows that you get to have a second bachelor party? Because my initial one sucked!
Thayne you lucky bastard.
I'm still jealous with or without pictures.
Hmmm... now that i've been married 8 years Thayne's adventure sounds like fun.... 4 times over.... Yea... if I went today, since I'm married, I'd be a good boy but would have a blast watching all the other drunk loosers. -
hell, I eloped. so I guess I'm still due a bachelor party.
I'll ask the wife tonight!
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Master of Time & Space
- Feb 2004
- Denver, CO United States
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Same here. Well, not "eloped" in the strictest sense, but we got married by a judge in a state/county that didn't have a 5-day waiting period for the license - St. Louis county MinnesotaOriginally Posted by GizmoTheGremlinhell, I eloped. so I guess I'm still due a bachelor party. I'll ask the wife tonight!
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I been married twice and never had one... Maybe thats why they never lasted???
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Speaking from experience cap?Any ....ummmm .....discharge yet?
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- Aug 2004
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Well good going Thayne you are causing histeria now http://www.wjz.com/localstories/local_story_246074711.html
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Huh. If you're able to keep wood the whole night for that you should prolly see a doctor. Or at least I heard that in a Viagra commercialOriginally Posted by northcat_8If you have any discharge just wear a condom while you sleep....um...I've "heard" that works...um....quit pressuring me....I really did HEAR that...alright...
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Hmm, that concerns me. We can't buy liquor on Sundays here yet you can get married without a cooling period?Originally Posted by CapmasterSame here. Well, not "eloped" in the strictest sense, but we got married by a judge in a state/county that didn't have a 5-day waiting period for the license - St. Louis county Minnesota
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Originally Posted by rallynavvieHuh. If you're able to keep wood the whole night for that you should prolly see a doctor. Or at least I heard that in a Viagra commercialOriginally Posted by northcat_8If you have any discharge just wear a condom while you sleep....um...I've "heard" that works...um....quit pressuring me....I really did HEAR that...alright...
um......sorry.....um.........well I guess if you can't fill up a condom while flacid then I guess the condom idea won't work for you 
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I tried to elope 3 times but my wife kept following meOriginally Posted by CapmasterSame here. Well, not "eloped" in the strictest sense, but we got married by a judge in a state/county that didn't have a 5-day waiting period for the license - St. Louis county MinnesotaOriginally Posted by GizmoTheGremlinhell, I eloped. so I guess I'm still due a bachelor party. I'll ask the wife tonight!
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OMFG! I just got this IM from the bachelor:
"i saw your pecker...i saw your pecker... "
Ugggg
I responded with:
Just remember the golden rule! "What happens at the bachelor party, Stays at the bachelor party..."
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Oh man...I wish I had a dollar for everytime I said "Just remember what happens in _________ or at _________, stays in_________ or at ________."
Damn, I thought I was the only one using that....nice to find some other concious free souls out there.
Still waiting on the pics though Thayne...AND...you can keep the ones of your pecker....I just want to check out the strippers. -
While all your mates were watching?Originally Posted by thayne
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NO!While all your mates were watching?
Do you play rugby, by any chance?
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So wheres the pics then thayne
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