How to retire with full pension

[zzyzzx]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=9&u=/nm/20040819/od_nm/life_judge_dc

Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns
Thu Aug 19, 8:25 AM ET

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. (Reuters) - An Oklahoma judge facing removal over charges that he masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections under his robes during trials said on Wednesday he would retire from the bench.

Creek County District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, wrote to Oklahoma Gov. Brad Henry resigning effective Sept. 1, a move that will allow him to retire with a full pension.

A former state representative and a judge for 22 years, Thompson was accused by state Attorney General Drew Edmondson of using a "penis pump" to enhance erections during trials and exposing himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

The state Court on the Judiciary was scheduled to hear a motion on Friday to suspend Thompson.

The judge has denied the charges and did not refer to them in his letter of resignation.

"I have greatly enjoyed my public service and offer my gratitude for the public trust reposed in me during the terms I served," he said.

[Capmaster]

I think I remember him ...he was a regular here.

Retire him with a full pension. That'll teach him to bomp the little bailiff during court

Did the article mention where he got the "enhancing device"? ...

[flaninacupboard]

Now that book i saw in waterstones last week makes sense! it was called "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!" by a C. Master......

[Capmaster]

Now that book i saw in waterstones last week makes sense! it was called "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!" by a C. Master......

We all have sidelines ...

[Marvingj]

Where can I get a Robe like that from? HeHE

[gitreel]

So much for peewee herman.

[Capmaster]

Well, if he ends up being charged with a crime for what he did, the judge should be able to make use of his legal skills. He should be able to get himself off.

[ViRaL1]

Is that what the bailiff means when he comes out and says...

ALL RISE!

[VCDHunter]

Well, if he ends up being charged with a crime for what he did, the judge should be able to make use of his legal skills. He should be able to get himself off.

Ah well, at least he was awake for the trial

[ViRaL1]

I can't imagine how busy your personal life must be that the only time you have to make use of your penis pump in on the job.

[zzyzzx]

Now that book i saw in waterstones last week makes sense! it was called "Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!" by a C. Master......

[Capmaster]

This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby

Only if it is used incorrectly

[zzyzzx]

This pic seems appropriate here:

[Byronleehk]

No wonder they call judges "jerk offs"