Who will win the MOST POSTS for the week????

[yoda313]

Hello,



Let the friendly nonmonetary and legal betting began! (please no real betting - euphamism only!!!!!)

Kevin

[gitreel]

I am guessing Cap will win.

Yoda,

You may be ahead for the week, but I am still beating you for the month.

[Capmaster]

I don't care. Being in the top ten of whoredom is enough for me.

Funny that my posts this month have soared. Not because of any conscious effort on my part ...there are just lots of posts to be made when running around slapping wrists all day

[yoda313]

Hello,

Took you long enough to find this post Cap! Oh well, I might not win the week but I'll hang in there near the top!!! (silver or bronze will do seeing as it's Olympic time right now).

Kevin

--I need to plop down the money for broadband at home some day. I'd blow all of you out of the water just watching a star wars or lord of the rings extended marathon!!!---

[makntraks]

Boring.........

[Capmaster]

Hello,

Took you long enough to find this post Cap! Oh well, I might not win the week but I'll hang in there near the top!!! (silver or bronze will do seeing as it's Olympic time right now).

Kevin

--I need to plop down the money for broadband at home some day. I'd blow all of you out of the water just watching a star wars or lord of the rings extended marathon!!!---

Contrary to what you might think yoda, there is no holy grail down the post whore path <ducks yet again>. The pleasure is in the effort, not in the arrival at the goal. Ask anyone who is married .... dammit .... I have to learn to stop typing once the brain disengages from the tongue ... The audience is now much more hostile than it was. Dammit ...I did it again ....... :P

[Hardcoreruss]

Don't be ******* stupid Cap always wins.

Balders can be known to be a bit of a whore though if he can be bothered.

[northcat_8]

I farted

[DVD_Ripper]

Not only look at post count but look at the count of words used in said posts. That will diminish the number of one word posts.

[yalborap]

I'm betting that cap can win.

[yoda313]

Hello,

Well guys, I guess I already conceded the win to Cap. Though, I'll take second or third place if it happens!

Kevin

[yoda313]

dvd_ripper

[yoda313]

one

[yoda313]

word

[yoda313]

posts

[yoda313]

like

[yoda313]

these??????????????????

[Capmaster]

Even with shameless one-word posts, your fingers are gonna get pretty sore taking a run at the "prez".

Kneel before your post whore god, and extend to him offerings:

[yoda313]

Hello,

Man I've got a lot to do just to claim 3rd place for August. Here I come!!!!

Kevin

[yoda313]

Hello,

Even with shameless one-word posts, your fingers are gonna get pretty sore taking a run at the "prez".

Kneel before your post whore god, and extend to him offerings

Ok, but you still have a LONG way to go to catch up to Baldrick!!!!



You're not the total king yet!!!!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Who said I wanted to pass Baldrick? And I don't want to be the total king. I wouldn't want Baldrick's job.

But I am your king, so slap those knees to the floor apprentice ..... and start extending things in offering. Not those things ....

[yoda313]

Hello,

<grovel> <kneel> <beg> <whimper> <sob>

Please forgive me all mighty king!!!!!!!!

Kevin

NOT!!!!!!!!

[Capmaster]

Hello,

<grovel> <kneel> <beg> <whimper> <sob>

Please forgive me all mighty king!!!!!!!!

Kevin

NOT!!!!!!!!

Better .....
<sees great things for this one>

And attributes that last rude comment to typographical error

[yoda313]

Hello,

Capmaster - NOT NOT NOT NOT NOT , damn, that darn typographical error again. Must be a glitch in WinXP huh?

Kevin

[DVD_Ripper]

I don't care. Being in the top ten of whoredom is enough for me.

Ditto! (one of my one word responses - typical of my post whoring expertise)

[Doramius]

What are you doing all day Yoda? Looks like you aren't even taking the time to flog your dolphin. True Post Whore fashion, but don't get too eager and burn out the way of TeeGee420. [solemn bow with moment of silence]

[yoda313]

Hello,

Me burn out??? Ha!

I still get work done. Don't worry about that.

Kevin

[ViRaL1]

I never intended to be a whore. I thought whores did it for money. Where's my cut?

Of course it's pretty sad that I've been here since January and more than 1/2 of my posts occured this month (with 5 days left).

[Capmaster]

Now that you've found OT that's liable to skyrocket.

This discussion brings up this thought:

Why "post whore"? Why not "post slut", "post trollop", "post floozie", "post bitch", "post tart", "post skank", you get the drift. Any thoughts?

[ViRaL1]

Rolls off the tongue better? I actually like 'Post-Monger' more. It gives me more of a feeling I have something to shoot for.