DVD Ripper's 1000 Post

[DVD_Ripper]

The key to understanding circular logic, is to first understand circular logic.

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=996159#996159

[Treebeard]

awww cmon, a link for your big 1k? I must say Im disappointed at the new 1k members.


EDIT:
okay, I understand the tag team thing now, was dissapointed at first. Very original

Guess I was just too impatient to wait til the posts were complete

[stiltman]

edit to reflect post whore tag team

[Capmaster]

Congrats DVD_Ripper. Now that the first 1,000 is out of the way, you can really start whoring

[DVD_Ripper]

Congrats DVD_Ripper. Now that the first 1,000 is out of the way, you can really start whoring

Thanks ... today was tough as Tekkie and I blasted away.... 87 for me today... whew...

[tekkieman]

Congrats DVD_Ripper. Now that the first 1,000 is out of the way, you can really start whoring

Thanks ... today was tough as Tekkie and I blasted away.... 87 for me today... whew...

Yes, but our names look good at the top of the stats!

[Capmaster]

Congrats DVD_Ripper. Now that the first 1,000 is out of the way, you can really start whoring

Thanks ... today was tough as Tekkie and I blasted away.... 87 for me today... whew...

Now you got a taste of a typical Capmaster day

[northcat_8]

Congrats DVD_Ripper....but since I follow your logic does that mean I'm just chasing my tail?

[Doramius]

Circular congrats

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=996278#996278

[tekkieman]

Circular congrats

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=996278#996278

Thank you.

[DVD_Ripper]

Congrats DVD_Ripper. Now that the first 1,000 is out of the way, you can really start whoring

Thanks ... today was tough as Tekkie and I blasted away.... 87 for me today... whew...

Now you got a taste of a typical Capmaster day

Dude, how do you do it .... it is draining

Congrats DVD_Ripper....but since I follow your logic does that mean I'm just chasing my tail?

Thanks ... had to bail last nite after hitting a 1000... a MILF of a coworker needed to be jumped... her car that is

Circular congrats

https://www.videohelp.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=996278#996278

And a thank you to you for leading so well in the OT postwhoredom world we all live in.

[Capmaster]

Dude, how do you do it .... it is draining

It's all psycholoogical. When I first get up, while cleaning up and getting ready for the day, I chant "Post-whoring perceived .....is post-whoring achieved".

Then, while folding my 16" inflatable clown (for those impromptu moments) for the commute, I sing (like military drill song):

"Up at dawn to post some more,
Flame those newbies, man by man
I'm just a poor OT Post Whore,
Like Indo, Doctor, North and Flan.

Sound off
Post Whore
Sound off
Red-Wing
Sound off
Hobo, Post Whore, Red-Wing ....O-T !!"

[DVD_Ripper]

Dude, how do you do it .... it is draining

It's all psycholoogical. When I first get up, while cleaning up and getting ready for the day, I chant "Post-whoring perceived .....is post-whoring achieved".

Then, while folding my 16" inflatable clown (for those impromptu moments) for the commute, I sing (like military drill song):

"Up at dawn to post some more,
Flame those newbies, man by man
I'm just a poor OT Post Whore,
Like Indo, Doctor, North and Flan.

Sound off
Post Whore
Sound off
Red-Wing
Sound off
Hobo, Post Whore, Red-Wing ....O-T !!"

Sir, Yes Sir .... I was not around (or just in my guide reading, actual DVD production mode) when the the whole "red wing" thing came around... can you expand on that ... is it a special OT level of disgust that one must obtain?

[northcat_8]

Dude, how do you do it .... it is draining

It's all psycholoogical. When I first get up, while cleaning up and getting ready for the day, I chant "Post-whoring perceived .....is post-whoring achieved".

Then, while folding my 16" inflatable clown (for those impromptu moments) for the commute, I sing (like military drill song):

"Up at dawn to post some more,
Flame those newbies, man by man
I'm just a poor OT Post Whore,
Like Indo, Doctor, North and Flan.

Sound off
Post Whore
Sound off
Red-Wing
Sound off
Hobo, Post Whore, Red-Wing ....O-T !!"

Do see a OT post whoring motivational series coming out soon?

[Capmaster]

Northcat,
Please answer DVD_Ripper's question. I don't think I could do the whole concept justice

[tekkieman]

This oughta be good.....

[northcat_8]

Sir, Yes Sir .... I was not around (or just in my guide reading, actual DVD production mode) when the the whole "red wing" thing came around... can you expand on that ... is it a special OT level of disgust that one must obtain?

Can I expand on that

Earning your red wings is a symbolism for going down on a girl while she's on her time of the month.

Now while you may deny that you actually do it, we all know that is a lie.

[Capmaster]

Now aren't you glad you asked, DVD_Ripper?

[DVD_Ripper]

Now aren't you glad you asked, DVD_Ripper?

Hmmm... yea... I think so...

[Capmaster]

Now aren't you glad you asked, DVD_Ripper?

Hmmm... yea... I think so...

I thought Northie would elaborate a little more. When he's really going, he'll explore things like the crust that forms on your chin after you've red-winged, ditto for the beard, lumps (like a sloppy joe), the little blue things nobody can identify, etc.

[DVD_Ripper]

Now aren't you glad you asked, DVD_Ripper?

Hmmm... yea... I think so...

I thought Northie would elaborate a little more. When he's really going, he'll explore things like the crust that forms on your chin after you've red-winged, ditto for the beard, lumps (like a sloppy joe), the little blue things nobody can identify, etc.

Wonderful elaboration ...... BARF

[northcat_8]

Wonderful elaboration ...... BARF

How is life in wonderland DVD_Ripper? I know you are at a bare maximum a 2nd hand redwinger. Just another sad case of blind denial for lack of seeing the obvious.

Here are some tidbits for you to dwell on since you are so "above" red winging

Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom? You probably do...but why? Unless you piss on your hand, haven't you already put your tounge everywhere Mr. Happy has been? and speaking of that....
I know there has been at least one time that you have tunnel tounged the wife where she wasn't fresh out of the shower. And even if she was, unless she douche'd she didn't wash the inside, just the outside. (My favorite douche flavor is Spring Breeze...how about the rest of you?)
When things get going with the wife, your hands ever reach down and pet the kitty? (you know they do)...afterwards...do you go right away to wash your hands or do you go make your sandwich?
In the shower think about the first and last thing you wash....don't you think the previous person has the same order? Everyone washes face first, ass last.
You know your parents were your age and younger once too and at that time they had the same thoughts and feelings about eachother as you have had about your wife. And they did the same things you and your wife or girlfriend have done. You ever wonder if mom gave dad a BJ before she kissed you good night? (and you know it happened).

While you may think you are above red winging and you think the very thought is gross...and you are not alone...but come on now, think about how many times a day you scratch your ass or balls...do you wash your hands immediately? No...you go on about your business and you know damn well that eventually they end up in your mouth. Difference is scratching your ass and balls is an involuntary reflex for a man so you do it without really thinking about it.

Every man and lesbian is a red winger. I see from your picture that you are clean shaven. That means your tounge is in good shape. When the tounge slows down men grow a moustache and a goatee to catch the extra because their tounge can't keep up. This is also a common problem of men with poor flow technique. Which was addressed last tuesday at our RWA meeting.

To further prove expose you as a denier....I know that at some point in time you have had blood in your mouth. Whether it was eating a steak very rare or smashing your finger and sticking it in your mouth or biting your tounge or lip....you've had blood in your mouth. The only difference is when the wife is canning the raspberry jam for you, you have clots to deal with. They are really no big deal, it's just about like eating sunflower seeds. Plus it could be 2 hours later and you'll find one wedged between your teeth for that after hours suprise.

You know as well as I do you have been down there pleasuring the wife and not one time did "wonder how close she is to her cycle" come into play. A Woman's body starts discharging before you actually see the blood and keeps discharging a little even after the blood is gone.

So....DVD_Ripper.....quit being a hypocrit.

[DVD_Ripper]

So....DVD_Ripper.....quit being a hypocrit.

I never said it didn't happen... I just said BARF regarding the description that Capmaster conveyed

Now I understand why Cap had a long range puking smiley in front of (or was it behind) his anti-redwingers sig image a few back.

[northcat_8]

I know all of that probably comes as quite a shock to your moralistic being DVD_Ripper and I appologize for having to be the one to break it to you. But come on man, the only reason a tampon has a string is for you to floss with.

[DVD_Ripper]

I know all of that probably comes as quite a shock to your moralistic being DVD_Ripper and I appologize for having to be the one to break it to you. But come on man, the only reason a tampon has a string is for you to floss with.

Now that was great....

[tekkieman]

My favorite douche flavor is Spring Breeze...how about the rest of you?

Just plain vinegar and water. But I also really love Salt and Vinegar potato chips, so I guess that's why.

[northcat_8]

So....DVD_Ripper.....quit being a hypocrit.

I never said it didn't happen... I just said BARF regarding the description that Capmaster conveyed

Now I understand why Cap had a long range puking smiley in front of (or was it behind) his anti-redwingers sig image a few back.

Yea, cap is in denial. He's such a hypocrit. Sheep don't rag, they "come in heat"....I say it's the same ******* thing but he somehow thinks it's different.

You'll also notice cap has a full beard....he's one of our special ed. red wing students. He's got the full beard because he has parkinsons and his head twitches around quite a bit when he hasn't had his medication. We are trying to find a tutor for him but so far we can't find one. We are thinking about putting a wolfe in sheep's clothing to try to break capmaster of his mutton habits.