Why we drive fast cars??

[tweedledee]

[gitreel]

WTH does that have to do with fast cars? You can go to the clinic in a slow car or you can even go on a bicycle.

[tweedledee]

Sorry if I hit a nerve. It's just a joke.

[thayne]

WTH does that have to do with fast cars? You can go to the clinic in a slow car or you can even go on a bicycle.

It's simple, fast car = small penis.

FYI: I drive a 2 HP electric scooter

[stiltman]

Sorry if I hit a nerve. It's just a joke.

LOL....hit a nerve....LOL

[Grimey]

It's simple, fast car = small penis.

I don't even drive a car

[stiltman]

What kind of car is the gold colored one?

[northcat_8]

WTH does that have to do with fast cars? You can go to the clinic in a slow car or you can even go on a bicycle.

It's simple, fast car = small penis.

FYI: I drive a 2 HP electric scooter

No wonder everyone flys by you on the interstate

But I'm confused...are you saying that because you ride a scooter, which is slow, that you are hung? or are you saying you ride your scooter to the penis enlargement clinic?

[thayne]

Well, I've never been to a penis enlargement clinic and have no plans to do so.... 8)

[northcat_8]

I would be willing to bet those cars belong to the doctors...instead of the patients.

[thayne]

Look closly at the signs, says "Client Parking" "Doctor Parking" is on the right

[hech54]

Every time I see a man in his fifties driving something like a Camaro SS, Z28 or a Corvette I have this almost uncontrollable urge to yell...

"Sorry to hear about your penis !!!! "

Younger guys driving cars like that = small one
Older guys driving cars like that = it just doesn't work anymore

[DiablosuX102]

lmao, that pic is hilarous

[stiltman]

What kind of car is the gold colored one?

[DereX888]

stiltman wrote:
What kind of car is the gold colored one?

most likely some eurojunk.
Peugeot or worse :P

[Craig Tucker]

Its a Renault Clio

[Craig Tucker]

stiltman wrote:
What kind of car is the gold colored one?

most likely some eurojunk.

What like the Porsche and Ferarri.

[tweedledee]

Every time I see a man in his fifties driving something like a Camaro SS, Z28 or a Corvette I have this almost uncontrollable urge to yell...

"Sorry to hear about your penis !!!! "

When I was out on the weekend driving the Corvette, I heard someone shouting, and my wife said,"How does he know?" SO THAT WAS YOU???

[flaninacupboard]

stiltman wrote:
What kind of car is the gold colored one?

most likely some eurojunk.
Peugeot or worse :P

I learned to drive in a Clio, quite nice really. power steering didn't always work with very low revs, but at least it HAD power steering!

[Cobra]

I was lucky. I learned to drive in a Toyota Avensis with my father, then I took a few driving lessons (three or four) before passing my test in a Vauxhall Nova. I drove that for my first year, then spent a brief time driving a Vauxhall Omega. These were both company cars from the company my father works for, and unfortunately a lot of people my age were taking these more powerful cars out and driving like little pricks, having accidents and costing a small fortune. So, all drivers under 21 were banned.

I now drive a Nissan Almera.

Cobra

[flaninacupboard]

and unfortunately a lot of people my age were taking these more powerful cars out and driving like little pricks, having accidents and costing a small fortune. So, all drivers under 21 were banned.

Do you mean your dads' co. banned those under 21 or insurance companies won't do them?

i did chuckle when you said you drove a nova, you big townie!

[Cobra]

Do you mean your dads' co. banned those under 21 or insurance companies won't do them?

I don't know - just got a phone call and they said that after midnight that night, I couldn't drive it. I think it must have been insurance, although it was group insurance so I don't think the insurance company gave a damn - they get paid anyway. It was the actual company having to make good the damage...

i did chuckle when you said you drove a nova, you big townie!

I passed my test in that - it was my instructor's car. Four gears - he has had it since the 80s. I spent a few hours in that car, including my test. Passed first time.

Cobra

[Treebeard]

So what does it mean if you drive a van? too many kids?

[flaninacupboard]

eurgh, four gears!

I drive one of these, but a '95 model (the same, just newer, and mine is green.)
http://speedoptions.com/articles/2996/

[tekkieman]

So what does it mean if you drive a van? too many kids?

Probably. Which should imply that your penis length is sufficient. Or that you need the extra cargo space to carry it!


Yes, I drive a minivan as well!

[hech54]

Every time I see a man in his fifties driving something like a Camaro SS, Z28 or a Corvette I have this almost uncontrollable urge to yell...

"Sorry to hear about your penis !!!! "

When I was out on the weekend driving the Corvette, I heard someone shouting, and my wife said,"How does he know?" SO THAT WAS YOU???

Sorry....I haven't been to Oz since 2000. However I did have 3 weeks there and that is PLENTY of time to teach the natives my bad habits....INCLUDING driving. I was a regular Kevin Kline.... "A§§HOLE!!!!! " .......

[DVD_Ripper]

WTH does that have to do with fast cars? You can go to the clinic in a slow car or you can even go on a bicycle.

Nut sure if i'd wanna be on a bike after any post operative surgery.

[Doramius]

WTH does that have to do with fast cars? You can go to the clinic in a slow car or you can even go on a bicycle.

Nut sure if i'd wanna be on a bike after any post operative surgery.

I'm not sure I'd want to sit. I can remember when it was embarassing to have a boner in middle school or high school. And usually right after it happens, the teacher would ask you to do an equation on the board. "No thanks, I'll take an F." Now I'd be like, "Sure!" and write my phone number next to the answered question. The only thing that would make that embarassing is having your answer be wrong.