Freudian slip?????

[tekkieman]

Ok, so I'm outside having a smoke, when one of the secretaries from one of the other offices comes out to deposit some mail in the box. As she comes back toward me, she says "How are you doing?". I respond "Fine, thank you. How are you?" She replies "Better now that it's not so hot." Ok, I decide to continue the conversation, glance at my watch (4:02PM PDT), and say "and getting late...." Now I know I have a hearing loss, but she was close enough that I know I heard what she said! She said (with a wink) "Yes, getting laid always helps.", and disappeared through the door before I could reconnect my lower jaw which had dropped to the ground.

Was this a Freudian slip? Was there a subtle message attached to the statement? Does she need to get laid? Was she asking for volunteers? Or, am I just becoming a dirty old man?

If it were you, what would you think?

[Shocker Milwaukee]

You should have mounted her without hesitation.

[thayne]

she was obviously f%&king with you....

[stiltman]

I would of said, "ya, but then it would be hot again" <with a smile>

[tekkieman]

I would of said, "ya, but then it would be hot again" <with a smile>

Now that sounds like something I would say. I think the shock value of her response increased my normal witty response time.

[Keefkey]

I recognise a fellow dirty old man when I see one and would you if you could have

[thayne]

Now that sounds like something I would say.

judging from your other "witty" responses in another thread, I seriously doubt it...

[tekkieman]

Now that sounds like something I would say.

judging from your other "witty" responses in another thread, I seriously doubt it...

Hey thayne - If you want to continue your childish arguments, do it in the proper thread. If you can't keep a civil argument civil than just **** off and stay out of MY thread. That's right, mine. I started it. Start stalking every thread I'm in and we will have a personal problem. If we have a difference of opinion on a matter, so be it, but if you intend to harass me on every topic, I'll deal with it appropriately. Grow the **** up already!

[thayne]

[tekkieman]

I recognise a fellow dirty old man when I see one and would you if you could have

Well, if that's what I am, then that's what I am. Thanks for the second opinion!

As far as "would I if I could", not while I'm happily married (or even unhappily), now if I weren't, then I could, then I would!

[northcat_8]

That was not a Freudian slip the way I think of a slip.

A Freudian slip to me is for example you are talking to an attractive female and you say something like "no don't worry about it, I have sex more of them at home." When you were seriously meaning to say "six".

That is what is meant by a "Freudian slip", where you accidently say a word of a sexual nature that sounds like some other word that you meant to use.

As far as this chick is concerned...she was just flirting with you. No harm in that. Human beings are sexual creatures and besides that...SEX is the only thing that everyone world wide has in common. So really there is no harm in that. It's along way from flirt to **** (sometimes )

If you are ever bored while your wife is shopping or something try this: Take a seat on a bench there in the mall and then look at people walking through the mall and try to imagine what their "**** face" looks like. Don't be selective, big - small, short - tall, pretty - ugly, skinny - fat, check them all out, it can be pretty entertaining...because you know, no matter how ugly he or she is there is someone damn happy to have a piece of them We've all seen those women walking around with 4 kids that made you wonder who the hell would **** them once, let alone 4 times.

And just for the record....you are a dirty old man. Don't fight it, it's the cycle of life. You started out as a "prevert", then from 18-24 or so you graduated to "pervert" and once you pass age 25 you become a "provert". Welcome to reality. :P

[Doramius]

What I think the Freudian slip is he told her "getting late" which she may have interpreted as "getting laid". What might have added to the scenario is that he was outside smoking a cigarette? I may be just adding in coincidentals, but it sounds that they may be tied together.