RANT: The Video

[Doramius]

This is another just recent thing that I still can't stop laughing about. Feel free to follow with a similar story, if you have one.

My parents are in town, and they were staying at a nice hotel for a few days, on the tab of my fathers old employer as he's now retired. They decided to extend the return flight home and stay with us for another 5 days, so they leave on the 15th. Yesterday they decide, while my wife and I are at work, to do some cleaning for us. Well, they started cleaning our bedroom a bit. Our house is pretty clean anyway, so there's not much more than organization. They organized our entire bedroom closet. In our closet is our "PRIVATE" video collection. There's nothing more embarassing than coming home to see you father, luckily clothed, just relaxing on the couch watching one of your porn movies. I say, "Hey! Why are you watching that?"
He tells me, "It looked like something interesting to watch."
I tell him I think it disgusting to think of my parents watching my porn in my house. I then ask, Where's mom?" From behind me she says, "I'm here in the kitchen here watching the show with dad." I told them I was going out to get the mail and went for a walk a bit. I headed back to get the car keys, because it was about time for me to pick up my wife at work, and I come in and the door to the guest room is closed and locked. Though I think it would have been worse if I had accidentally walked in on them going at it, I think this will definitely leave a mental scar.

[flaninacupboard]

hey, it could have been worse - they could have been watching your personal video collection OF YOU AND YOUR WIFE.

see, there's always a bright side.

[Doramius]

hey, it could have been worse - they could have been watching your personal video collection OF YOU AND YOUR WIFE.

see, there's always a bright side.

My wife and I don't naughty cam. Don't want a Paris Hilton incident. And my wife would want to go through that ordeal either.

[Capmaster]

My wife and I had a naughty-cam tape that was most enjoyable to make One day she says "Vinyl goat-******, do you still have that homemade porn video, and I was tempted to say "No, I lost my copy but I'm sure I can get one from a friend at work", but seeing she was serious I resisted the urge. She was concerned that if we were both killed in a car accident, the kids would be going through everything. So she made me degauss the whole tape, then burn it with a propane torck

[stiltman]

I got some naughty photos of an x-girlfrien from over 11 years ago

I think it's time to post them to the net

[flaninacupboard]

That's a bit extreme! Why not just bury it in the yard inside a missile shell you nicked from work? that's be a ******* hoot for future generations! (especially considering VHS will be long gone so the whole world will have to sit and wonder what's on that tape!!)

[flaninacupboard]

I got some naughty photos of an x-girlfrien from over 11 years ago

I think it's time to post them to the net

Go for it!!

[stiltman]

Go for it!![/quote]

She was 45 and I was just a young pup

[northcat_8]

at a boy stiltman going for the older women

Am I correct to assume that she was a girlfriend's mother?

[Capmaster]

That's a bit extreme! Why not just bury it in the yard inside a missile shell you nicked from work? that's be a ******* hoot for future generations! (especially considering VHS will be long gone so the whole world will have to sit and wonder what's on that tape!!)

I don't know why she got this sudden attack of modesty. She wasn't at all modest making the videos It was a classic, but, alas, just a pile of ashes now .....

[Doramius]

I had a naughty cam with an ex-GF long, but I'm sure that ape is long destroyed. She kept it though.

[flaninacupboard]

have a check on kazaa

[Capmaster]

have a check on kazaa

A lot of "ex-girlfriend" porn there, but as with all the other P2P sharing, most of it you can't believe the title.

[Doramius]

I'm pretty sure it's destroyed. She started flaunting to other guys, so I flaunted to other women. She thought I was cheating on her, so she called it quits. I started dating other girls then and she got upset, because she didn't actually get over me (which makes me wonder why she wanted to call it quits). So she pretty much destroyed anything of us together. She didn't keep much and I didn't leave hardly anything with her. Good thing we parted. She ended up getting real drunk a few months later and got pregnant. She married the father who was an A** and later divorced him and last I heard she's living with her parents and working at some fast food place. My mother is a town clerk back east and she said she saw my ex's picture in the paper stating my ex was arrested. She used to be a real nice girl, too. Glad that's not hanging around my neck now.