Did they at least eat the hen afterwards?

[zzyzzx]

Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
May 28, 10:51 am ET

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

[teegee420]

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Pretty harsh treatment for "the other woman".

[mastersmurfie]

From South Park:

"Mayor, please. When we're around children we prefer to call him the chickenlover."

"Barbrady, I just caught some guy in here having sex with one of my chickens."

"Whoa dude! How do you have sex with a chicken?"

That's just plain nasty!

mastersmurfie

[northcat_8]

wife found him having sex with a hen

Here's what I don't understand...and maybe it's just me...but I think this is a product of a pussy conservationalist. She turned him down, turned him down, had a headache for 8 straight days, whatever, she must have been saving that shit for a rainy day....my friend complains about his wife the same way....although I don't think he fucks chickens (yet).

But that's the guy's fault to begin with. Women control half the money and all the pussy, and they learn at an early age how to use sex as leverage...he should have put an end to that years ago. That's bullshit. While I agree that 2-3 times a day may be an overload for a woman, I don't think 2-3 times a week is too much to ask. See chicken ****** here should have followed my step by step process. My wife cut me off once (for coming home from a friend's house 20 minutes late), ONCE...in her words "well you're cut off for 2 weeks"....yea, well she didn't realize just how big of a vindictive ******* I could be. At the end of that 2 weeks she was all fired up, she was well past ready for some heavy sex...which she got...6 weeks later. She was pissed because I wouldn't give her any and I explained to her "you cut me off for 2 weeks??? **** you. You are not going to use sex as a leverage tool against me. I hate to break the ******* news to you but there are 3 billion women on this planet that have the same equipment you have and if you don't want to share it with me then fine, keep it...but don't complain when I look elsewhere." It hasn't been an issue since.

Damn woman....drove him to ******* chickens

And if he just liked ******* chickens...then piss on him, I'm glad he's dead.

[tweedledee]

In some states in America I think it's just a question of time before marriage to chickens will be legal, and I agree with teegee why kill the chicken?

[Cobra]

It was a bad day out for that poor chicken, really!

Cobra

[tompika]

It was a bad day out for that poor chicken, really!

Yeah, he should have killed the hen before *******, yeah...

[flaninacupboard]

h#but what's weirder is his WIFE walked on on him and then he tried to kill her?! that's one loving and healthy relationship righ there!

[Capmaster]

Poor guy was just feathering the nest a little.
His wife only have him a poultry $5 a week for going drinking with his buddies, and she cut him off, as northcat suspected. But she was allowed all the hen parties she wanted

Being a breast man has its pitfalls, especially if one likes dark meat

At least he was plucky and tried to off the manipulating bitch

[pacmania_2001]

If they had of eaten the hen:

"Hey Raul, what's this lovely cream filling you've got with this hen? The only problem is that it's a bit salty."

[Capmaster]

If they had of eaten the hen:

"Hey Raul, what's this lovely cream filling you've got with this hen? The only problem is that it's a bit salty."

[northcat_8]

alright Pacmania...

NOW TTIFU

[pacmania_2001]

Now you know why they didn't eat the hen.

[Ripper2860]

EEEEwwwwwwww !!

I've heard of Chicken in Alfredo sauce, but never Alfredo's sauce in Chicken!!

Chicken and Cream of Sum Yung Gi

[Ripper2860]

If they had of eaten the hen:

"Hey Raul, what's this lovely cream filling you've got with this hen? The only problem is that it's a bit salty."

"A bit salty??" Is this little tidbit of information gained from first-hand experience !!??

[flaninacupboard]

yeah, like you've never tasted your own cum!

[Ripper2860]

NO I HAVE NOT !!

I only eat the "furry taco" before I achieve "sweet release".

I don't like sour cream on my taco's!

[flaninacupboard]

never been curious what all the fuss was about? or was the smell enough to put you off?

[Ripper2860]

My Hispanic Machismo prevents me from even entertaining those thoughts. It is part of my genetic code to detest the thought of and avoid tasting of my own sexual emissions or those of anyone of the same sex.

There are lots of things that I am curious about and would certainly be willing to try -- tasting semen is not one of them. Besides, as long as the wife likes it -- I don't care!!

BTW -- the wife say it tastes like "chicken" !!

[offline]

yeah, like you've never tasted your own cum!

Sooo taking this for a walk in logic park, who's tasted their own shit? :P

---------
Cum & Shit Tasters Night- free head cheese with your choice
of red or white (menstral or pee)

or, Ripper, you can BYO

[flaninacupboard]

i've never tasted my own shit, some levels even i won't stoop to.

[teegee420]

Jesus Christ............Jesus Christ.

[Ripper2860]

Ripper, you can BYO

I'll be there and buy the 1st round. But alas, I am the designated driver - so none for me !!

---------------------------------

Note to self -- Things to add to the list of things I'll never experience the taste of ...

1. PEE
2. SHIT
3. MENTSTRUAL DISCHARGE -- other than my wife's *
4. HEAD CHEESE
5. ASS CRACK SWEAT
6. BALL SWEAT
7. ANY DISCHARGE DUE TO INFECTION
8. SOMEONE ELSE'S BUGARS
9. EAR WAX

* BTW -- tastes like chicken marsalas

I'm sure the list will grow before this thread is done,

[Solarjetman]

Jesus Christ............Jesus Christ.

second that! What the hell!

[offline]

[Capmaster]

TTISFBFUIWTLTYTRIFFU

(This thread is so far beyond fucked up it would take light ten years to reach it from fucked up)

I thought it wasn't possible without Northcat participating

[Ripper2860]

Shit -- it's definitely a NEW LOW for me!

Besides the disgust -- I feel a great amount of pride !! This thread is fucked up, but at least it's ...

Major Award Winning Fucked Up !!!!

[teegee420]

Is there no thread safe in Off Topic? I think not.

[Rookie64]

I take it none of you guys have seen Pink Flamingos
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069089/


THE sickest movie ever made


Has the sex scene with the hen in there - and that's not even the sickest part of the movie

[Ripper2860]

Is there no thread safe in Off Topic? I think not.

Maybe Baldrick should either create a new forum or rename this one the "OFF-COLOR" forum.