Clown sex

[The village idiot]

read here

[gitreel]

[Guest]

Very nice harlequin

[888888]

In the Batman cartoons, the Joker had this girl assistant with jangles on her hat. I wonder how often he banged her. She looked a little like this one.

[northcat_8]

Hmmm...capmaster proving to be a trend setter

[The village idiot]

You people did read the article right?

hint... move your mouse around and watch the cursor

[northcat_8]

That's it **** it....I'm going to do a clown or 5....does anybody know of any 7 year olds who have a birthday coming up and would like me to hire them a clown??

I couldn't hide my amazement when I entered her small studio apartment. Clown paraphernalia was everywhere, covering every wall and every shelf. The bed even sported sheets with a clown theme with a half-dozen clown dolls strewn about for good measure.

It's a shame, Capmaster wouldn't have even made it to the bedroom

[Guest]

You people did read the article right?

hint... move your mouse around and watch the cursor

The link dont work

[northcat_8]

It worked for me...Just click the picture.

[Guest]

It worked for me...Just click the picture.

Word

[Ripper2860]

[The village idiot]

You people did read the article right?

hint... move your mouse around and watch the cursor

The link dont work

Advanced post whoring 425: How to make a link from a picture. Keeps the noobs scratching their... a.... heads

[Guest]

You people did read the article right?

hint... move your mouse around and watch the cursor

The link dont work

Advanced post whoring 425: How to make a link from a picture. Keeps the noobs scratching their... a.... heads

I still dont get it.Why do u want me to click on a picture?Isnt that wrong?

[Capmaster]

Once you have clown, you'll never put it down

[teegee420]

I plopped myself down on her bed and picked up the copy of Clown Monthly she had on the bedstand...

I'm not sure what I had expected, but kissing those huge painted-on clown lips was an amazing turn-on...

Then, she reached over and grabbed her clown horn from the floor...

Holy shit, that was ******* great!
Thank you for making my day, Village Idiot!

[Guest]

Again,for those of you clown lovers who have not seen this movie, make it a point.
http://shakes.ihateclowns.com/
http://shakes.ihateclowns.com/sound/dope.wav
http://shakes.ihateclowns.com/sound/beef.wav

[The village idiot]

something else:

[Guest]

something else:

Fuckin klownz

[glockjs]

the story was pretty good, but you know it never happend. it was too well writen for some schmuck to have it happen.

i dont know if i could ever do a clown chick. i'd be like, what its not that small what the hell are you laughing at? she'd be like, im not laughing seriously. my reply, you lieing bitch. the look on your face says it all.

[Guest]

the story was pretty good, but you know it never happend. it was too well writen for some schmuck to have it happen.

i dont know if i could ever do a clown chick. i'd be like, what its not that small what the hell are you laughing at? she'd be like, im not laughing seriously. my reply, you lieing bitch. the look on your face says it all.

What are u talkin' bout? That would be the best story ever!!!!!!!!!!

[Ripper2860]

What a lame story!

I'd have taken her in the back seat of her Clown Car and showed her my "Big Top"!! By the time I was done with "The Greatest Show on Earth", she wouldn't be able to wipe that stupid clown smile off of her face -- ever !!!

Shit -- did I actually just write that !!

[The village idiot]

the story was pretty good, but you know it never happend. it was too well writen for some schmuck to have it happen.

i dont know if i could ever do a clown chick. i'd be like, what its not that small what the hell are you laughing at? she'd be like, im not laughing seriously. my reply, you lieing bitch. the look on your face says it all.

So you sayin' you wouldn't hit this:

[Ripper2860]

I would. But she's NOT a clown.

Well, that and my wife would have something to say about it !!

[glockjs]

ok so maybe i would hit that(nice paintshop job by the way). but theres not much i wouldnt hit. just the whole painted face always being happy and the noises. the noises alone. i dont know if i could stand the clown noises. i can understand being tied up and beatin, but a clown fetish. c'mon now.

[Capmaster]

ok so maybe i would hit that(nice paintshop job by the way). but theres not much i wouldnt hit. just the whole painted face always being happy and the noises. the noises alone. i dont know if i could stand the clown noises. i can understand being tied up and beatin, but a clown fetish. c'mon now.

The most important reaon of all for hittin a female clown ...it's a female

[flaninacupboard]

but i don't understand......... they're not midgets!

[Guest]

I would. But she's NOT a clown.

Well, that and my wife would have something to say about it !!

What about her
http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=113914&display=photoshop

[northcat_8]

I would. But she's NOT a clown.

Well, that and my wife would have something to say about it !!

You know my wife is kind of funny like that too. She really frowns on me bringing girlfriends home I tried to explain that it was just for sex but she still gets upset.... women...go figure.

[flaninacupboard]

and i suppose when she brings boyfriends home you shake their hands, pat them on the back and say "well done"

[northcat_8]

and i suppose when she brings boyfriends home you shake their hands, pat them on the back and say "well done"

Actually I say "Good ******* Luck" She's fierce, relations with her require a high degree of pain tolerence, athleticism, strength and power. You better have some Gatorade on hand to maintain your hydration and if you are half stepping and not giving her what she wants, she will literally beat the **** out of you and send you home with that just got fucked by a rabid pack of angry gorillas. She's wrecked me up before, kind of difficult to explain why you are walking around with your stuff in a sling, as you limp around on crutches because your pelvis was dislocated.

You wouldn't think that a 5'8" 125 lb woman could work a 6'3" 230 lb man (in good shape) over like that but it happened ....I'm afraid of her