pepsi conspiracy

[glockjs]

im just makin sure im sain. iv'e notice lately with pepsi it loses its "fiz" alot faster than back in the golden days. when i was a kid i could stick an open can or bottle(yes there was once a time) of pepsi in the fridge for at least a week and behold it was still fizzy. nowadays i take my eyes off a freshly opened can for a second and a half and what do i get but a can of syrup and water without the fiz. grrrr. am i the only one that notices this? or is everybody out to get just me?

[pacmania_2001]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

I'd say you are just looking at the past through rose-coloured glasses.

[Will Hay]

Man, if there was anyone I thought could come up with this glocky it's you pal.
Keep taking the tablets with the pepsi.
Will


EDIT: Thanks Pac, just seen it, nice touch and I know, it's not a political statement.
Nice anyway, appreciate it pal.
W.

[glockjs]

ok, i'll just ignore the guys outside in the black suits trying to give me a pepsi taste test

[Capmaster]

I'm with glock on this one. It IS a conspiracy. I've also noticed the following subversive acts aimed at undermining my self-esteem:

1) Can't maintain wood as long, unless astride vinyl or watching "IT"
2) My ass gets sore just washing the car
3) Gasoline seems more expensive
4) The "Whopper" is nothing of the sort
5) ******* waistline has grown 4 inches since high school while my dick has shrunk 4 inches
6) I have more money but less to spend it on
7) I'm more flatulent
8 ) I'm developing a crush on TGPO

I'm sure someone's spiking my water .........

[Will Hay]

Terrible avatar, I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Stephen King
Will

[glockjs]

i know, that avatar is freaking me the fuuu... out. anyways..

8 ) I'm developing a crush on TGPO

silly rabbit, dix are for chix

[Capmaster]

Terrible avatar, I knew I shouldn't have mentioned Stephen King
Will

It's not real Will. Don't be frightened. :P

[Capmaster]

Alright ......sheesh. I guess the clown thing is getting old. Buncha scaredy-cats.

Back to the pissed kitty

[glockjs]

dont know who im more scurred of, the pepsi people or the clown. but look at the cuuute little kitty. a booshie boo boo, boo woo

[Capmaster]

dont know who im more scurred of, the pepsi people or the clown. but look at the cuuute little kitty. a booshie boo boo, boo woo

Hey glock, I got something you can cuddle .....

[glockjs]

whats that pussy gato??

[tgpo]

8 ) I'm developing a crush on TGPO

What can I say, I'm hot

[indolikaa]

Pepsi is nothing more than condensed ass-sweat with fizz.

[tgpo]

Pepsi is nothing more than condensed ass-sweat with fizz.

That sounds good, I'll have that.

[ZAPPER]

glockjs: I ain't no expert ( got to have a disclaimer nowadays) But I have noticed this also, but with a better brand.(let the war begin or at least a poll) I kind of thought it was because my tounge got tougher with age and use.(maybe the three packs of smokes day, because it ain't getting used like before) I did take the Pepsi Challenge at a county fair one time. It was easy to tell which one tasted better because one was ice cold and the other was luke warm. Being a 16 year old punk at the time, I created a little ruckus to impress my freinds but found quite a few adults around the event agreed with me. Just a side note Pepsi always seemed sweeter to me but left a dusty kind of aftertaste in my mouth. Drink what you like. It also seems like glass bottles have more fizz than cans or plastic.

capmaster: I feel for you man! But Damn brother I don't think I would have told that story!

[Capmaster]

glockjs: I ain't no expert ( got to have a disclaimer nowadays) But I have noticed this also, but with a better brand.(let the war begin or at least a poll) I kind of thought it was because my tounge got tougher with age and use.(maybe the three packs of smokes day, because it ain't getting used like before) I did take the Pepsi Challenge at a county fair one time. It was easy to tell which one tasted better because one was ice cold and the other was luke warm. Being a 16 year old punk at the time, I created a little ruckus to impress my freinds but found quite a few adults around the event agreed with me. Just a side note Pepsi always seemed sweeter to me but left a dusty kind of aftertaste in my mouth. Drink what you like. It also seems like glass bottles have more fizz than cans or plastic.

capmaster: I feel for you man! But Damn brother I don't think I would have told that story!

I make this disclaimer: Any posts I make regarding genitalia (mine or TGPO's), sexual preference, perversions, flatulence, fondness for members of my own gender, glockjs' paranoia, Will Hays' funny little quirks, or indolikaa's shampoo preference may be complete and utter shite