One Oscar to rule them all...

[MJPollard]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King has swept the Oscars, winning all 11 categories in which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first time a fantasy film has won) and Best Director (for Peter Jackson). It beats the previous sweeps record-holder, Gigi (9 wins in 9 categories), and ties Titanic and Ben Hur for the most Oscar wins.

"Sweet!"...er, sorry..."Precious!"

[Will Hay]

Yep, just shows what a sham the oscars are.
Will

[Rookie64]

Susan Sarandon came very close to having a Janet Jackson moment on stage...did ya catch that bit

That dress was ready to give - and I think Billy Crystal had more exposure in th opening number doing a Something's Gotta Give parody.
Bet that won't make any headlines though


No one caught the Jack Valenti jokes about downloading movies

Thought that would be the topic of discussion when I logged on...but guess not many bothered to watch

Someone should use that as a defense in court - Jack gets paid well for those kind of punchlines

[Capmaster]

Didn't watch it. When they announced that they're not going to limit the time of acceptance speeches, I thought "great ......just what I want to hear - a bunch of political comments." No thanks :P

[pacmania_2001]

Don't watch the oscars for the same reason I don't go down to the local bowls club for their awards night. It's just people getting awards and thanking people, what's the point in watching it?

Yep, just shows what a sham the oscars are.
Will

Exactly my sentiments.

[Capmaster]

You mean you think getting millions of dollars a year is enough? You don't think they should also be pat on the back every 6 weeks by each other, and be allowed to hurt their backs taking bows???

[indolikaa]

Since we the movie-going public don't vote on them, I don't give a shit about them.

[Capmaster]

Yep, just shows what a sham the oscars are.
Will

I think we agree it's one big Cambodian Cluster-F**K! :P

[VCDHunter]

Yep, just shows what a sham the oscars are.
Will

Also a pretty poor reflection on the rest of the rubbish thats been chucked at cinema goers over the past year. I mean best film ? Are you kidding ?

[MrMungus]

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King has swept the Oscars, winning all 11 categories in which it was nominated, including Best Picture (the first time a fantasy film has won) and Best Director (for Peter Jackson). It beats the previous sweeps record-holder, Gigi (9 wins in 9 categories), and ties Titanic and Ben Hur for the most Oscar wins.

"Sweet!"...er, sorry..."Precious!"

Once again pointing out that the Oscars are crap and the voters are sheep who vote for whatever movie gets the most press (I predict Passion of the Christ, another stupid ass movie, will win next year).

[Devanshu]

11...wow. Arent there only 14 categories? I'd love to know how they can drag out 14 awards for 3 whole hours. I hate award shows.

[g_shocker182]

Charlize Theron looked so frickin bangable sunday....

[Capmaster]

Charlize Theron looked so frickin bangable sunday....

She's an instant sexual orientation check, for sure. If she doesn't put a little mahogany in your life ...........there's no hope

[Devanshu]

Charlize Theron looked so frickin bangable sunday....

I didnt see it but saw some pictures and

That does NOT look like her in Monster.

[g_shocker182]

to



edit: screw it, the 2nd pictures good enough

[Capmaster]

shocker,
The first pic doesn't show up.

[Devanshu]

shocker,
The first pic doesn't show up.

Believe me, you dont want to see it.

[Capmaster]

shocker,
The first pic doesn't show up.

Believe me, you dont want to see it.

Is it anything like this one?:

[Capmaster]

Or this one?:

[Devanshu]

No, more like...

[Capmaster]

No, more like...

Say it's not you, Charlize Never underestimate the power of makeup (I'd still throw her some pipe for ole glory - I'd just insist she put on her makeup first )
Here are a few more classics (don't look at these before your first cup of coffee :


Pamela actually looks better in the "before" pic In the other pic she looks like an inflatable clown

[shoozleboy]

It beats the previous sweeps record-holder, Gigi (9 wins in 9 categories),

They're kidding, right? Wasn't this film the one with Ben and J-Lo? If I remember, it had a run life of about 5 days in my area... they couldn't GIVE tickets away for that flick...

what a farce....

[Capmaster]

It beats the previous sweeps record-holder, Gigi (9 wins in 9 categories),

They're kidding, right? Wasn't this film the one with Ben and J-Lo? If I remember, it had a run life of about 5 days in my area... they couldn't GIVE tickets away for that flick...

what a farce....

I think you mean Gigli.

[shoozleboy]

great! 2 movies with names off by one letter..... no wonder I don't go to the theaters anymore....

Thanks for the clarification, Cap.

[Capmaster]

great! 2 movies with names off by one letter..... no wonder I don't go to the theaters anymore....

Thanks for the clarification, Cap.

I had to dredge that one up ...my mind blocks out anything to do with the movie ...... :P I think it eclipsed Yentl and Ishtar as the worst movie of all time

[Craig Tucker]

Or this one?:

It's scary how much these two look like each other

[Capmaster]

It's scary how much these two look like each other

I think the one on the left looks more human :P