...the specialist list

[Will Hay]

Whether or not they're as good as people claim it's clear some people have very specific skills here on the forum, and many people on the list have helped me enourmously on both my quest through video and capture and even, to a much lesser extent my quest though adulthood (yes, I'm an adult)
I've even learnt stuff from the idiots so me being me didn't want to turn this simply into a thank you thread
These are mine, feel free to add your own...

adam....the legal specialist

stiltman....the sperm specialist

gooberguy....the 'wanting to be acceted' specialist

donpedro....the pinnacle studio specialist

roundabout....sony Product & electronics repair specialist

rehegedus....the top gear specialist

lordsmurf....the ATI specialist

curryman....the bhuna and jalfrezi specialist

zzyzxxx....the masturbating specialist

indolikka....the nuclear fision specialist

tgpo....the poll specialist - sorry man, it was close between this and the MAC

jeex.....the more-than-slightly psychotic, non-adolsecent, intensely angry-driven, maddening, "king of the pissing-off others" club specialist (changed at the request of jeex)

Will Hay....the pissing people off specialist

Craig Tucker....the Friday night drinking specialist

mackemX....the word association specialist

hardcoreruss....the comedy specialist

pacmania....the off-topic specialist

baldrick....the patience specialist

defense....the pimping specialist

txpharaoh....the 'everything' specialist

gmatov....the beef diet specialist (this or guns, close run thing)

gees....the invisible specialist

virtualis...the calming specialist

I really would have liked for them to have been more video orientated, sorry
Will

[jeex]

i'm not an adolescent.. and i think i deserve a little bit of pissing off specialism credit.. i go out of my way to help people, while at the same time angering them.

its like if i went to your house to setup your entertainment system and i commented that your house was shabby, you're too stupid to do this without breaking it, you smell, etc... i get the job done, but i make it as painful in a non-technical way as possible.

you goddamn fog breathers cant get anything right..

[Will Hay]

i'm not an adolescent.. and i think i deserve a little bit of pissing off specialism credit.. i go out of my way to help people, while at the same time angering them.

its like if i went to your house to setup your entertainment system and i commented that your house was shabby, you're too stupid to do this without breaking it, you smell, etc... i get the job done, but i make it as painful in a non-technical way as possible.

you goddamn fog breathers cant get anything right..

See jeex, you can be funny when you try.
How about....

jeex.....the slightly psychotic, non-adolsecent, intensely angry-driven, maddening, "king of the pissing off others" club specialist.



Better?
Will

[holistic]

.......................... :P

[jeex]

See jeex, you can be funny when you try.
How about....

jeex.....the slightly psychotic, non-adolsecent, intensely angry-driven, maddening, "king of the pissing off others" club specialist.



Better?
Will

much

[curryman]

curryman....the bhuna specialist

and Jalfrezi

[Will Hay]

curryman....the bhuna specialist

and Jalfrezi

hell, okay, okay, calm down, I'll change it
Will

[Hardcoreruss]

What do you mean I make you laugh, laugh how ?

[Will Hay]

What do you mean I make you laugh, laugh how ?

Like this.....

How else?

Oh, wait, you thought I was taking the piss, right?

You're one funny guy, and half the time I don't think you realise it, maybe it's just me
Will Hay

[curryman]

better, thank you Will

[Hardcoreruss]

What do you mean I make you laugh, laugh how ?

Like this.....

How else?

Oh, wait, you thought I was taking the piss, right?

You're one funny guy, and half the time I don't think you realise it, maybe it's just me
Will Hay

What do you mean funny guy, I make you laugh how, you said it, what do I do to make you laugh you f*ck.

[Will Hay]

Your posts are comical, what the hell is wrong with you?
Mother-in-law, remember that?
Man, talk about taking a compliment the wrong ******* way.
Sod off Russ, I don't need your shit.
WH.

[freestyler]

Goodfellas dude...

[Hardcoreruss]

Goodfellas dude...

Someone gets it

[Hardcoreruss]

Your posts are comical, what the hell is wrong with you?
Mother-in-law, remember that?
Man, talk about taking a compliment the wrong ******* way.
Sod off Russ, I don't need your shit.
WH.

Did not mean to anger you but I am happy with the outcome

[daamon]

@ hardcoreruss, Will Hay & freestyler

I've been following this, initially out of curiousity and then with interest as it all started getting hot.

I was like "Wow! hardcoreruss is seriously angry". Then Will's normal patient manner over-spilled and he lost it too. "just lock it before it gets any worse". You can't script this stuff!!!

Gotta hand it to ya freestyler, coming in simply with "Goodfellas dude..." - I damn near split my sides, especially with hardcoreruss's follow-up.

Will Hay - I think you've been well and truly had. Absolute corker hardcoreruss, you've well and truly earned the title "the comedy specialist" and probably Will's admiration, if not affection.

Thanks for a top wind up - It's really brightened my week!

[tgpo]

@hardcoreruss

You're more like clown funny

Your avatar does like look like Joe Pesci a little

[Hardcoreruss]

Will Hay - I think you've been well and truly had. Absolute corker hardcoreruss, you've well and truly earned the title "the comedy specialist" and probably Will's admiration, if not affection.

Thanks for a top wind up - It's really brightened my week!

Don't think he's impressed he's reported this thread to be locked, sorry Will.

[daamon]

Yeah, but that was before freestyler revealed the subtlety of your dark, evil humour.

I'm still chuckling... Classic.

I reckon Will's OK - He seems a decent chap. I mean, he put up with your torrent for a while... Besides, check his avatar - how could he not be forgiving?

[pacmania_2001]

pacmania....the off-topic specialist

Thank you, thank you.

I was thinking mine would have to do with off topic or something about paying out whinging poms.

[Will Hay]

Oh dear, I think I just got it, but how sweet of you daamon to edit your post and link to my feedback post.
WH.

[Will Hay]

or something about paying out whinging poms.

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Missed that one!
Will

[Hardcoreruss]

Tommy DeVito: But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you?

Tommy DeVito: How am I funny, like a clown? What is so funny about me? What the F*CK is so funny about me? Tell me. Tell me what's funny.

Henry Hill: Get the **** outta here, Tommy!

Tommy DeVito: Ha ha! I almost had you!

Hardcoreruss: No Will I DID have you

[daamon]

Oh dear, I think I just got it.
WH.

BIG TIME. But taken so graciously...

EDIT - Following your edit: Pleasure... Gotta think of the others who want to follow the course of true events properly.

[Will Hay]

I have another...

daamon....the thread hijack specialist
Will

[pacmania_2001]

Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!

No relevance. just thought this thread needed a new direction.

[Will Hay]

Bart: Dad, remember those self-hypnosis courses we took to help us ignore Grampa?
Homer: Do I ever! It's five years later and I _still_ think I'm a
chicken. I'm a chicken, Marge!

No relevance. just thought this thread needed a new direction.

Do you want a yellow?
Will

[Baldrick]

I'm no patience specialist....I HATE SOLITAIRE....

[BJ_M]

really would have liked for them to have been more video orientated, sorry
Will

i guess because i'm more into the film bussness than video bussness it doesn't count :P

[Will Hay]

I'm no patience specialist....I HATE SOLITAIRE....

You are, to put up with some of the shit myself and others come with
It must be that Scandanavian air.
Cleaner than mine.
Are all the women really six foot and blonde?
Will