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  1. 19th Aug 2003 05:57 #1
    Will Hay
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    In an attempt to diffuse a potential flame war here, and to hopefully inject a little light hearted humour back into dvdrhelp.com, hardcoreruss and will hay present to you.....

    ....the world's most politically incorrect emoticon's!!!!!!

    Originally Posted by hardcoreruss
    Could offend people with large eyes
    Could offend people who are ill
    Could offend people with one eye
    Should be removed whenever there is a shooting
    Could offend children, elderly and others
    Could offend people who blush a lot
    Could offend people with sick family
    See number 4
    Could religiously offend people
    Should be removed whenever someone is bludgeoned
    Sexually offend people
    Swearing, rude, could offend many
    Could offend nurses or others in the medical industry
    Could offend jews, muslims - those who do not celebrate xmas
    Could offend those with big T E tatoos
    Should be removed whenever there is fighting or riots.

    Could go on but I am sure I have used up my idiot quota for the day (hang on that may offend people who are bug eyed)
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  2. 19th Aug 2003 05:58 #2
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    could offend Mick Jagger
    could offend ghosts
    8) could offend stevie wonder
    could offend the poor
    could offend those in a coma
    could offend speccy-four eyed folk
    could promote wife beating
    could be construed as a personal attack on King John
    could offend Austrailians
    could offend those just been dumped
    could offend hay fever sufferers
    could offend that american kid sucked into the tv in charlieand the choc factory
    could offend anyone currently sueing McDonalds for hot coffee


    and my favourite.....

    could offend the tin man from wizard of oz


    Please feel free to add some more, it's time this board lightened up a little
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  3. 19th Aug 2003 06:00 #3
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    stupid ones
    Originally Posted by mysticgohan17
    offensive to the kid in front of the class with a hardon
    offensive to ninjas.
    offensive to idiots
    offensive to george bush
    offensive to insomniacs (me)
    offensive to florists
    offensive to windows 98 users
    offensive to native americans
    offensive to the sun
    offensive to the moon
    offensive to terrorists who dont recive virgins
    offensive to james bond's liver
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  4. 19th Aug 2003 07:02 #4
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    offensive to drunk people
    offensive to people with a lazy eye
    offensive to paranoid people
    offensive to dyslexic hitchhikers
    offensive to wives
    offensive to guys on Viagra
    offensive to Dracula
    offensive to lonely people
    offensive to 'stupid'
    offensive to older people
    offensive to poeple that don't know the alphabet
    ofensive to Agent Mulder
    offensive to illiterate people
    offensive to people with lice
    offensive to alcoholics
    offensive to narcoleptic people
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    offensive to southerners with no teeth
    offensive to the guy who's dick he just saw
    offensive to pirates who remove their patch
    offensive to those in NY
    offensive to those who's mom told them their face would stay like that
    offensive to jeex
    offensive to ozzy
    offensive to those with no ears
    offensive to straight people
    offensive to Kobe Bryant
    offensive to those burnig in hell
    offensive to those with no hands
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    - sorry, I was bored.[/code]
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  8. 19th Aug 2003 16:14 #8
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    Could go on but I am sure I have used up my idiot quota for the day
    I hereby grant extra idiot quota to all in need, free of charge! There will however still be the 3% tax on all idiotic actions (including posts). Sorry, the tax MAN gets you whether you like it or not!
    Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they?
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    haha!!!! good post m8!!!!
    1)Why Not Overclock a little?! speed 4 free!!!!
    2) If your question has anything to do with copying PS2/PC/XBox games, find a more appropriate website
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    try watching some of the classic comedies- they are COMPLETLY incorrect, Dads Army,Fawlty Towers, Porridge etc!
    1)Why Not Overclock a little?! speed 4 free!!!!
    2) If your question has anything to do with copying PS2/PC/XBox games, find a more appropriate website
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    Offensive to girls who don't like giving u know whats....

    Offensive to monkey's with bladder problems.

    Offensive to witches in the middle age's.

    Offensive to Ash, Pikachu's buddy.

    Offensive to Suicide Bomber's.

    Offensive to Steven Speilberg.

    Offensive to the american military.


    Offensive to Cubans fleeing Cuba.
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  12. 19th Aug 2003 18:31 #12
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    How offensive do we want to get?








    Hope is the trap the world sets for you every night when you go to sleep and the only reason you have to get up in the morning is the hope that this day, things will get better... But they never do, do they?
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  13. 20th Aug 2003 10:40 #13
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    I had hoped not to turn a geniune attempt at humour into one with a hint of politics, especially one bashing our friends in France (despite their governments political stance).
    Anyway....


    8) could be offensive to Jim Belushi
    could be offensive to martians
    could be offensive to Edison's rival
    could offend anyone having to fight Lennox Lewis
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  14. 20th Aug 2003 11:31 #14
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    :P offensive to people with no tougue
    offensive to constipated people
    offensive to pac man
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    offensive to gina
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    Originally Posted by indolikaa
    offensive to gina
    best one pal, best one!
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    offensive to the person above

    offensive to the person below
    tgpo famous MAC commercial, You be the judge?
    Originally Posted by jagabo
    I use the FixEverythingThat'sWrongWithThisVideo() filter. Works perfectly every time.
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    Originally Posted by stiltman
    offensive to the person above

    offensive to the person below
    Excellent
    If it's wet, drink it

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