I am enjoying it here (Title Change)

[Doramius]

I'm sponsored by Lactaid, GasX and Beano.

[bazooka]

Prozac, anyone????

[Dr. DOS]

Later Dude -- nice sharing a few PM's with you.

[bazooka]

Later Dude -- nice sharing a few PM's with you.

You can still share pms with me.

I am ignoring a certain person who thinks I am a stalker and a troll.

He is not worth leaving for.

[Doramius]

Is he worth shooting. I'm willing to rent my services. REAL cheap. It won't be clean, but you'll feel very satisfied with the results.

[bazooka]

Is he worth shooting. I'm willing to rent my services. REAL cheap. It won't be clean, but you'll feel very satisfied with the results.

Thanks, but Cap did the dirty work of banning him last night. 8)

[Capmaster]

Is he worth shooting. I'm willing to rent my services. REAL cheap. It won't be clean, but you'll feel very satisfied with the results.

Thanks, but Cap did the dirty work of banning him last night. 8)

He had several different mod virtual rifle sights lined up at his head. He chose unwisely when he did what he did that caused his banning. I didn't have time to call in Tomyknocker with the canvas.

[thecoalman]

I read the first paragraph and thought you were leavin for a third time, didn't realize it was same thread from before at first. 4th maybe I dunno I've lost track.

[bazooka]

I read the first paragraph and thought you were leavin for a third time, didn't realize it was same thread from before at first. 4th maybe I dunno I've lost track.

Maybe I shoud edit that part out.

[Doramius]

Is he worth shooting. I'm willing to rent my services. REAL cheap. It won't be clean, but you'll feel very satisfied with the results.

Thanks, but Cap did the dirty work of banning him last night. 8)

He had several different mod virtual rifle sights lined up at his head. He chose unwisely when he did what he did that caused his banning. I didn't have time to call in Tomyknocker with the canvas.

That doesn't mean I still can't be hired for more extreme vengence purposes. I even oiled up the Remington (I think Cap knows which one I'm talking about). "Just point and shoot. Aim not required."

[Capmaster]

Is he worth shooting. I'm willing to rent my services. REAL cheap. It won't be clean, but you'll feel very satisfied with the results.

Thanks, but Cap did the dirty work of banning him last night. 8)

He had several different mod virtual rifle sights lined up at his head. He chose unwisely when he did what he did that caused his banning. I didn't have time to call in Tomyknocker with the canvas.

That doesn't mean I still can't be hired for more extreme vengence purposes. I even oiled up the Remington (I think Cap knows which one I'm talking about). "Just point and shoot. Aim not required."

Brutal, but effective. Leaves just enough to identify

[offline]

What ?

Did a certain person lose altitude ?

[northcat_8]

I am ignoring a certain person who thinks I am a stalker and a troll.

A certain person hell, I thought everyone considered you a stalker and a troll but don't forget we also think of you as a wanker, bloody wanker, tosser, a wanking tosser, a tossing wanker, a bloody wanking tosser, a prick, an assh..o..l......awwww, hell it's a list. :P

[yoda313]

I am ignoring a certain person who thinks I am a stalker and a troll.

A certain person hell, I thought everyone considered you a stalker and a troll but don't forget we also think of you as a wanker, bloody wanker, tosser, a wanking tosser, a tossing wanker, a bloody wanking tosser, a prick, an assh..o..l......awwww, hell it's a list. :P

Hello,

Is WANKER or ****** your favorite word???? It's hard to tell!

Kevin

[Capmaster]

Northie likes them equally. He shows no preferences that I'm aware of. His cussing vocabulary is rich, diverse, and often conjures up creative juxtapositions of mental images involving scenarios that most of us would pay to actually see first-hand. He is a master of the "dis"

Rule: Never talk trash with a teacher - they've heard it all, and know the proper usage

I prefer jagoff or jerkoff...words I grew up using, but out of respect for our cross-ponders and upside-down aussies, I usually use wanker or tosser.

[northcat_8]

I do like the word "******" because it can be used as just about any part of speach. If you had heard "The Word ****" audio file you would know that.

I recently learned the word "wanker" and just like saying it, besides I want to offend those cross pond members in their native slang. Same with the word "Tosser".

In addition to hearing 17 year old speech patterns from 8:00 am - 5:30 pm everyday, I also have a private rebellion going against whomever deemed certain words "cuss" words. I want to know who the egotistical **** was that made those decisions for society? I don't appreciate it and I would like to have been able to make those judgements for myself. Some how "Why don't you go fornicate with yourself" doesn't hold the same tone as "go **** yourself".

I'm just wondering if I can properly use the phrase "bloody ******* wanking tosser" and it still be correct grammar, or if it is redundant speech.

As I have said many times before "BelAmi" cover boy I come here to goof off. Obviously I cannot use that type of language everyday or in my particular professional setting. There are only so many "please be seated" that I can handle in one day before I am thinking "sit the **** down you little snowballed ****" even when my mouth says "Brandie honey, I have asked you to be seated 3 times now, I would appreciate it if you would take your seat so that we may start class now."

By the way I don't really say that...I ask once, then sarcasm sets in and it comes out something like "Brandie. What's the matter you don't speak english? I asked you to sit down once. I did ASK , that's as nice as I get, so please sit down before you get unhappy."

[Doramius]

I'm a more visual person. I know a lot of the english language (thanks to my parents ) and have found that more words can be used, because repeating things causes them to get stale and boring along with a loss of meaning. "go f**k yourself" has litterally become like a casual, "I'm too busy to listen to your gums flapping 2 inches from my ear about some unimportant thing that only has little or nothing to do with things I would rather keep at the bottom of my priority list." Though lengthy, my statement often leaves some people practically enraged or in tears. The fact that I took the time to say it all to a person who hung on every word just makes it more fun to me when I watch their heart crash after I've finished (and sometimes when I'm halfway through my little speech.

Rather than Call someone 'gay' to hurt their feeling, I'll extend my language and say, "I have 2 rules for you being around me - and the second - . If you don't feel like respecting my space and opinion, then I will find a way to clog your broken snowblower (his male genetalia) in a most painful way. If that doesn't keep you away, I will have someone shoot your dog while you walk him. If that still doesn't deter you, I will personally put the ashes of your anal hamster in your coffee grounds. Now get your fag a** out of my sight before I give you the thrill of a lifetime with this splintered wooden bat."

Statements like that have been known to create a more emotional and mental effect towards the people I deal with.