An extremely high percentage of offtopic posts mean........

[Will Hay]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

...you are one clever ******.

You don't need to ask dumb questions in the video section as you've read the guides, read the forum and found out all you need.

You are such a likeable chap you contribute to the friendly atmosphere in off-topic.

Well done, you off-topic whoring bastard!

Will

[DVD_Ripper]

Possibly you don't care too much about DVD / Video production or quite possibly you prefer the comradery (sp) of the fellow whores on this OT forum.

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

...you are one clever ******.

Or your dumb as a rock

You are such a likeable chap you contribute to the friendly atmosphere in off-topic.

Or your a very lonely ****

[Treebeard]

Id say its because your bored at work and you found someplace to goof off w/o getting noticed

[Faustus]

Id say its because your bored at work and you found someplace to goof off w/o getting noticed

I WOULD agree but the fact is there are no supervisors on overnight, so it doesn't quite work for me. However goof off is the name of the game up here 9 times out of 10. But is it really goofing if you've no work to be doing?

[888888]

...you have finally found your soulmate in the form of a message board in the form of a dozen or two goat *******, newbies crushing, post whoring, porn addicted maniacs.

[Treebeard]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........
you are the demon spawn of will hay

[Capmaster]

...you have finally found your soulmate in the form of a message board in the form of a dozen or two goat *******, newbies crushing, post whoring, porn addicted maniacs.

Sounds good to me

[VCDHunter]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

[tekkieman]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

Oh yeah.... well let's see what your response is to this... <insert meaningless banter here>


F5
F5
F5
F5

[VCDHunter]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

Oh yeah.... wel let's see what your response is to this... <insert meaningless banter here>


F5
F5
F5
F5

See what I mean

[DVD_Ripper]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

But VCDHunter... we see you here quite a bit as well.... Your as lucky as we are, are you not?

[tekkieman]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

But VCDHunter... we see you here quite a bit as well.... Your as lucky as we are, are you not?

I don't think so. We've already past his post count, and he's been here almost two years.

[VCDHunter]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

But VCDHunter... we see you here quite a bit as well.... Your as lucky as we are, are you not?

I don't think so. We've already past his post count, and he's been here almost two years.

Yup - I joined about two weeks before Will, and he is far ahead of me in the post count, I'm a Post Whore Wanna Be if the truth be known

[indolikaa]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

Pretty much!

[stiltman]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

1. Your boss is on vacation
2. Your not very self motivated
3. You hate the people around you
4. It beats commiting suicide

[tekkieman]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

1. Your boss is on vacation
2. Your not very self motivated
3. You hate the people around you
4. It beats commiting suicide

1. Your boss is on vacation - Not true, he sits in the cubicle right behind my back
2. Your not very self motivated - Definately not true.
3. You hate the people around you. Very true!
4. It beats commiting suicide. Most things do.

[zzyzzx]

It could also mean that were posting so much here because we have been banned from so many other places.

[Treebeard]

It could also mean that were posting so much here because we have been banned from so many other places.

Yup, Nobody else will accept us like baldrick will.

[Will Hay]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

But VCDHunter... we see you here quite a bit as well.... Your as lucky as we are, are you not?

I don't think so. We've already past his post count, and he's been here almost two years.

Yup - I joined about two weeks before Will, and he is far ahead of me in the post count, I'm a Post Whore Wanna Be if the truth be known

Erm, I was silky31 before being Will Hay, and originally I was Will Hay but lost my password so re-registered as silky31.
Baldrick then kindly changed it to Will Hay, as I missed that old bastard
Will

[Doramius]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

You have a lot to say, but are never allowed to say anything regularly in public, so the post whorring makes up for it
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You have no life, yet need something to do while your internet porn is downloading.
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You need a place to show off even though in real life people relate you to "Urkel" and nobody thinks anything you do is worth anything.
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You have nothing to contribute that anyone is willing to take seriously.
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Your wife/girlfriend left you and need something to kill the time in between masturbation sessions.
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You're broke with a computer and spend every boring minute on videohelp.com even though you don't own a burner or a DVD Player.


NOTE: Give me a moment, I'll think of more.

[tekkieman]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

You have a lot to say, but are never allowed to say anything regularly in public, so the post whorring makes up for it
--
You have no life, yet need something to do while your internet porn is downloading.
--
You need a place to show off even though in real life people relate you to "Urkel" and nobody thinks anything you do is worth anything.
--
You have nothing to contribute that anyone is willing to take seriously.
--
Your wife/girlfriend left you and need something to kill the time in between masturbation sessions.
--
You're broke with a computer and spend every boring minute on videohelp.com even though you don't own a burner or a DVD Player.


NOTE: Give me a moment, I'll think of more.

You are starting to fall into your own categories! :P

[northcat_8]

Hey....if you can type 42 words per minute with just one hand...does that mean you are spending too much time on porn sites??? (that is 42 wpm with either hand...I do switch hit)

I'm just trying to find the boundries

[gitreel]

An extremely high percentage of off-topic posts mean........

You have a lot to say, but are never allowed to say anything regularly in public, so the post whorring makes up for it
--
You have no life, yet need something to do while your internet porn is downloading.
--
You need a place to show off even though in real life people relate you to "Urkel" and nobody thinks anything you do is worth anything.
--
You have nothing to contribute that anyone is willing to take seriously.
--
Your wife/girlfriend left you and need something to kill the time in between masturbation sessions.
--
You're broke with a computer and spend every boring minute on videohelp.com even though you don't own a burner or a DVD Player.


NOTE: Give me a moment, I'll think of more.

Or you could just find that there are better discussions and topics in the OT (nuff said.)

[VCDHunter]

You've got so much spare time on your hands you can afford to spend hours or even days at a time hitting F5 on your keyboard awaiting the next insane post . . . . . . . . you luck, lucky bastards. :P

But VCDHunter... we see you here quite a bit as well.... Your as lucky as we are, are you not?

I don't think so. We've already past his post count, and he's been here almost two years.

Yup - I joined about two weeks before Will, and he is far ahead of me in the post count, I'm a Post Whore Wanna Be if the truth be known

Erm, I was silky31 before being Will Hay, and originally I was Will Hay but lost my password so re-registered as silky31.
Baldrick then kindly changed it to Will Hay, as I missed that old bastard
Will

Erm, did Baldrick add your original number of posts (Will Hay 1) to your silly31 ( ) account ? Or did you start silly31 with zero posts ?

If I had a point in the first place, I'd still stand by it