Vote for Class Treasurer

[Treebeard]

Vote once again!

[tekkieman]

This one was a tough choice. My vote was for Will Hay, but I have two concerns. First, he's UK - what's the exchange rate? Second, I hope Will Hay doesn't shit on cash! :P

[Conquest10]

Oh, I give up.

[thayne]

Show me da money!

[Capmaster]

Second, I hope Will Hay doesn't shit on cash!

Will Hay only shits beds and keyboards. Not something he can spend

My question: What will the videohelp.com treasurer's duties be? I don't think Baldrick will turn over the donation purse strings to a lurker
Tekkieman gets my vote because he deserves it after the rude comparison to Saddam

[Ripper2860]

If elected, I will wisely invest the money and make you all part owners in the new "Off Topic" Titty bar and Massage Parlor.

Vote for Me! I need the money !!

[tekkieman]

Tekkieman gets my vote because he deserves it after the rude comparison to Saddam

Thanks, but look at the side by side comparison in the picture thread! Uncanny, isn't it!

edit - @ Ripper2860 - Sounds like a wise investment to me!

[racer-x]

Vote for me so I can funnel some of the funds into my son's collage fund. The market beat it up pretty badly the past 3 years.

[Capmaster]

Tekkieman gets my vote because he deserves it after the rude comparison to Saddam

Thanks, but look at the side by side comparison in the picture thread! Uncanny, isn't it!

edit - @ Ripper2860 - Sounds like a wise investment to me!

facial similarities aside, Saddam has dead, shark eyes, with nothing but evil behind them. You don't. Saddam creeps me out. You'll be glad to know that your picture doesn't creep me out.

[tekkieman]

Tekkieman gets my vote because he deserves it after the rude comparison to Saddam

Thanks, but look at the side by side comparison in the picture thread! Uncanny, isn't it!

edit - @ Ripper2860 - Sounds like a wise investment to me!

facial similarities aside, Saddam has dead, shark eyes, with nothing but evil behind them. You don't. Saddam creeps me out. You'll be glad to know that your picture doesn't creep me out.

Aww shucks.....

[Capmaster]

Tekkieman gets my vote because he deserves it after the rude comparison to Saddam

Thanks, but look at the side by side comparison in the picture thread! Uncanny, isn't it!

edit - @ Ripper2860 - Sounds like a wise investment to me!

facial similarities aside, Saddam has dead, shark eyes, with nothing but evil behind them. You don't. Saddam creeps me out. You'll be glad to know that your picture doesn't creep me out.

Aww shucks.....

Yeah, how's that for a compliment - "You don't thoroughly disgust me" What I meant was ......aw, hell, you know what I meant

[Will Hay]

Okay, I pledge to pay everyone one UK pound to piss as many newbies off as they can.
Tell you what, I'll make it a tenner per hundred newbies, how's that?

I'll be tapping Baldrick up for funds mind, so get selling some turnips balders
Plus, if you deem me suitable for such a valuable, financial position (dont forget my real job, I'm more than qualified!) I'll make so much interest from my investments I'll commission a videohelp.com movie, and you'll all get bit parts, you know, like Erin Brockovich did.
Sure capmaster, you can be the waitress
I would give you all the leads for your own parts but I plan to have Gibson, Pitt, Connery, Reeves, Morrissey, George W and Manson for the lead roles

Will

[Doramius]

You left me out. I even work for a Brokerage firm and am excellent with numbers and money. I even know how to amortize a 30year P&I, BY HAND. It'll take me a few hours, but lets see any of you do it faster. :P I also worked in a federal vault for 2 years around precious metals and other highly guarded valuables. I also got an award for 5 years of never being off on a 'til register'. I'm always to-the-penny.

[offline]

I even know how to amortize a 30year P&I, BY HAND.

With a balanced based interest rate equity and variable compound
interest rates? I don't think so

[Doramius]

You might believe it, but I can. In fact the knowledge helped me set up an Excel formula sheet that my whole office uses. We used to use the HP-13 calculators, but my form lists all the monthly payments, can show variables if the rate were to change on a variable program, when you'd finish your loan if you make odd overages that went directly to you principle, change the term from 1-999 months, use any percentage interest from .00001%-100%. Again, it'll take me quite a long time to do it, but I can do it. Granted, I haven't done it physically by hand (because it's a friggin' pain in the butt) in several years, but I have done it many times in the past, just because I could. Also anything based on interest only, especially when based on prime rate, are the easiest to figure out. If you can multiply and divide, you can do those on your own.

[Capmaster]

You might believe it, but I can. In fact the knowledge helped me set up an Excel formula sheet that my whole office uses. We used to use the HP-13 calculators, but my form lists all the monthly payments, can show variables if the rate were to change on a variable program, when you'd finish your loan if you make odd overages that went directly to you principle, change the term from 1-999 months, use any percentage interest from .00001%-100%. Again, it'll take me quite a long time to do it, but I can do it. Granted, I haven't done it physically by hand (because it's a friggin' pain in the butt) in several years, but I have done it many times in the past, just because I could. Also anything based on interest only, especially when based on prime rate, are the easiest to figure out. If you can multiply and divide, you can do those on your own.

I'm so glad I went into electrical engineering instead of accounting.

[Doramius]

You might believe it, but I can. In fact the knowledge helped me set up an Excel formula sheet that my whole office uses. We used to use the HP-13 calculators, but my form lists all the monthly payments, can show variables if the rate were to change on a variable program, when you'd finish your loan if you make odd overages that went directly to you principle, change the term from 1-999 months, use any percentage interest from .00001%-100%. Again, it'll take me quite a long time to do it, but I can do it. Granted, I haven't done it physically by hand (because it's a friggin' pain in the butt) in several years, but I have done it many times in the past, just because I could. Also anything based on interest only, especially when based on prime rate, are the easiest to figure out. If you can multiply and divide, you can do those on your own.

I'm so glad I went into electrical engineering instead of accounting.

I started out doing electronics and computers. I ended up in finance and networking. That's like going out for ribs and coming back with KFC.