Hardcoreruss's 2720th post

[Grimey]

I'm workin' on the post-whoring. I'm in the top ten for this month

[flaninacupboard]

I'm sure i've told you before, we want 1,000 a month for OTPW admission

But DVD_Ripper and myself are really giving you a run on stats in the last week and month. Of course, then there's always the quality of the posts... :P

Hoi!! That's quite enough of your cheek! have some respect for someone when he is ill! Anyway, i put in 5-8 hours of whoring before you guys even get out of bed! i just have nothing to ******* reply to till you lazy butt-fucks spout some more drivel!

[tekkieman]

I'm sure i've told you before, we want 1,000 a month for OTPW admission

But DVD_Ripper and myself are really giving you a run on stats in the last week and month. Of course, then there's always the quality of the posts... :P

Hoi!! That's quite enough of your cheek! have some respect for someone when he is ill! Anyway, i put in 5-8 hours of whoring before you guys even get out of bed! i just have nothing to ******* reply to till you lazy butt-fucks spout some more drivel!

I know, I look forward to getting up in the morning so I can reply to your mindless drivel. I post up until about 11:00PM local time, get some sleep, get up about 5:00AM, look for shit worthy of replying to (not real topics mind you). Post until about 8:00AM, go to work, post during the day, and by the time I get home from work, you've quit posting, so I have no incentive to give anyone any shit.

Since indo and northcat have fallen off radar, you've become the prime target!

[Will Hay]

Northern Calif. folk: Great people
Will

[flaninacupboard]

"Prime target" ? what's your day job, hitman??

The time disparity is annoying sometimes, a great NG thread will pop up and you'll be itching for Indo to open a can of shut the **** up, but he doesn't show for another five hours, by which time the thread is well and truly locked!

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

[Will Hay]

"Prime target" ? what's your day job, hitman??

The time disparity is annoying sometimes, a great NG thread will pop up and you'll be itching for Indo to open a can of shut the **** up, but he doesn't show for another five hours, by which time the thread is well and truly locked!

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

Offline was going to lock a thread?I don't believe it!!!
Will

[tekkieman]

"Prime target" ? what's your day job, hitman??

No, only on weekends when I need the extra cash.

The time disparity is annoying sometimes, a great NG thread will pop up and you'll be itching for Indo to open a can of shut the **** up, but he doesn't show for another five hours, by which time the thread is well and truly locked!

That explains why I always find the best threads in the morning when I get up. It's a full 8 hours from where I am. The weekend posts kinda suck for the most part too.

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

Too bad they couldn't lock the OP out, and let everyone else have their way for one day before locking it completely. Just a thought.....

[northcat_8]

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

All viewed, no one posted....must not have been "flame" worthy

[flaninacupboard]

it just makes me laugh, thinking of offlines expression
"Hmmm, this thread looks a bit dodgy"
*click*
"users browsing this forum, Capmaster, Flaninacupboard, Indolikaa, Northcat_8"

[Capmaster]

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

All viewed, no one posted....must not have been "flame" worthy

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

[tekkieman]

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

All viewed, no one posted....must not have been "flame" worthy

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

But what are the odds? :P

[flaninacupboard]

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

I feel dirty now.

[Capmaster]

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

I feel dirty now.

Don't. I wasn't thinking of a particular thread here ...especially in OT

[offline]

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

All viewed, no one posted....must not have been "flame" worthy

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

But what are the odds? :P

I never said such a thing. Flan speaks with forked tongue.

Mind you I have quietly sat by warming my toes on a post or two

Bring Back Jeex!

[flaninacupboard]

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

All viewed, no one posted....must not have been "flame" worthy

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

But what are the odds? :P

I never said such a thing. Flan speaks with forked tongue.

Mind you I have quietly sat by warming my toes on a post or two

Bring Back Jeex!

Bah, then it must have been pac, never can tell the difference! :P

[indolikaa]

Heh, reminds me of a funny story offline told once, he was going to lock a thread, but saw me, Cap, Indo and Northcat were all viewing it the same time and just quietly slipped out of the thread
(Weird thing was none of us posted....)

All viewed, no one posted....must not have been "flame" worthy

Or it was a thread with a legitimate topic, intelligent answers and respectful lack of profanity

We all know that's total bullshit...

The time disparity is annoying sometimes, a great NG thread will pop up and you'll be itching for Indo to open a can of shut the **** up, but he doesn't show for another five hours, by which time the thread is well and truly locked!

I've often thought of carrying a pager around strictly for videohelp.com culinary emergencies. Shut The **** Up stores very well over time, but for maximum potency, it must be dispensed quickly and in large doses.

[flaninacupboard]

Culinary emergencies? admit it, you're just pissed off because you couldn't find cumberland sausages, and your batter stayed flat and gooey!

[Capmaster]

Culinary emergencies? admit it, you're just pissed off because you couldn't find cumberland sausages, and your batter stayed flat and gooey!

You gave Indo your recipe for Toads in the Hole You said I was special and the only one who deserved it

[flaninacupboard]

Cap, i'm sad (but not entirely surprised) to say, you've lost it. Tekkieman asked me to post it too, so it went in the thread....

Thinks his recipes are "private and confidential" but probably shares his work dossiers with his new neighbours......

[tekkieman]

Cap, i'm sad (but not entirely surprised) to say, you've lost it. Tekkieman asked me to post it too, so it went in the thread....

Thinks his recipes are "private and confidential" but probably shares his work dossiers with his new neighbours......

Yep, and got Mrs. Tekkieman to agree to make it. Just have to find the sausage first. (Ok, any guesses how many sick thoughts just popped into my head with that statement?)

[indolikaa]

Spiraling... downhill... rapidly...

[flaninacupboard]

I -love- playing hide the sausage, and my ex enjoyed playing find the sausage. of course after you've found it you have to hide it again......