SICK mofo's...

[Doramius]

She can always wipe your external appendage off and she should learn to love the taste of 'raw manhood'. I'm told it has lots of protien and sugar. for her, you're taking alittle risk because anything can grow there. how many men do you know that have yeast infections?

[flaninacupboard]

She can always wipe your external appendage off and she should learn to love the taste of 'raw manhood'. I'm told it has lots of protien and sugar. for her, you're taking alittle risk because anything can grow there. how many men do you know that have yeast infections?

And you could be clearing up some other guys mess......

[Tommyknocker]

Besides, how do you open the door when the electricity is on?

I dunno maybe a secret external switch, with a key maybe? Wear rubber gloves?

Here's a better idea. Print this picture and tape it to your front door.

BTW that's a 50 cal. barrel

Does that remind the bad guy to come in blastin'?

[thecoalman]

Wouldn't matter to me, I wouldn't have to tape anything to my door.

[northcat_8]

I'd use Rosey with one hand while eating the steak with the other. Just pray it's a large steak so you orgasim before you finish the meat. I also find it odd that Northcat is now getting picky on something. He'll eat a woman on the monthly cycle, but not after he's released his manhood, which is probably more sterile and cleaner than the uterine discharge. I'm not saying I would do it, but this is the first time I've heard Northcat get picky about eating out a woman.

I eat eggs....not seeds. I'm not going to eat eggs marinated in seed juice either.

I don't do the whole ****** deal, no snowballs for the northcat.