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  1. Member tekkieman's Avatar
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    Hey, I'm not sending you to hell. Sounded funny to me!
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    2 things to help people in their crusade for personal protection and revenge on a rapist/attacker.

    1st - The electro-doorhandle. You can electrify a doorhandle as long as it does not cause death or dismamberment. With this in mind, you can make something like a defibrillator that will throw someone back on their a** and think twice. The drawback is there has to be a visible warning sign stating there is such a protective device so neighbors, friends, family, postal and package carriers know not to touch the handle. That defeats the whole purpose. But this is how you can build such a device. The flyback transformer from tube TV's (best from >13" screens) can increase AC voltage from 120V to 50,000V or more, though dropping to a very low amperage.

    2nd - If you catch someone in the act or breaking in to your home, I have a perfect device to settle the whole thing. It consists of a design that has a mouthpiece connected to a rope/line going up to a pulley, the rope splits off in a 'Y' to 2 different ends. First end is to a 50lb. weight over another pulley, the other end is beween the 2 pulleys and is attached to fine steel piano or guitar wire. The wire has a loop like a noose. This whole assembly hangs over a table. On the table you would strap the attacker down on. Put the mouthpiece in and put the wire noose around his genitals. If he opens his mouth, the device is set to work. A trebble hook will replace the noose if a woman is the attacker, but why would you have a problem watching 2 women go at it? If she's a fugly, I could understand it.
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    I have a perfect device to settle the whole thing. It consists of a design that has a mouthpiece connected to a rope/line going up to a pulley, the rope splits off in a 'Y' to 2 different ends. First end is to a 50lb. weight over another pulley, the other end is beween the 2 pulleys and is attached to fine steel piano or guitar wire. The wire has a loop like a noose. This whole assembly hangs over a table. On the table you would strap the attacker down on. Put the mouthpiece in and put the wire noose around his genitals. If he opens his mouth, the device is set to work.
    Sounds like a fun party game!
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  4. Originally Posted by thayne
    Well...as for the shock idea...do you think if I bought one of those tazer or stun guns, and while the guy was rattling the door knob, just electrify the door handle from the inside with the stun gun!? Or would this do nothing at all...I am no expert on this, but all ideas on traps are welcome.
    I'm pretty sure that would not work. Electricity takes the path of less resistance. That's why you can grab someone and zap them and you will not feel it.

    How old is she? Is pepper spray legal there? I'd get her a can of pepper spray or arm her with a stun gun.

    Anyway, Japan is terrible for stalking and perverts.
    I read 90% of child porn comes out of Japan...
    Pepper spray and stun guns are legal. There is actually a discount store just around the corner where I can get one. Just worried that the guy would turn it on her. That would cause more problems. She has a strong will and would be ready to bite off parts of his body in any case.

    As far as child porn coming outta Japan, I haven't heard much about that. I know there is A LOT of PORN...and they do have some pretty strange fetishes here (Rape being one of them)...but most porn comes from the Yamaguchigumi (AKA Yakuza) and they are all family people too, believe it or not. There wars stay between each other, and rarely do innocents get the shit end of the stick. But hey...you never know...
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    If you catch someone in the act or breaking in to your home, I have a perfect device to settle the whole thing.

    These are the devices I use to settle things down if anyone is poking around my property. You all have seen how out in the middle of nowhere I live...no one accidently comes on my property...if they are here and I don't know it, they are looking for trouble and if I catch them..they will find it.




    You know on the electric deal, you could always use an electric fence unit, that way you have a switch to select your voltage...(hmmmm, Northcat contemplates new idea...and endless possibilities)...that would knock them on their ass
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    Lots of work with them wires etc...
    'Point & click' seems like easiest solution :P
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  7. Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Originally Posted by Doramius
    If you catch someone in the act or breaking in to your home, I have a perfect device to settle the whole thing.

    These are the devices I use to settle things down if anyone is poking around my property. You all have seen how out in the middle of nowhere I live...no one accidently comes on my property...if they are here and I don't know it, they are looking for trouble and if I catch them..they will find it.




    You know on the electric deal, you could always use an electric fence unit, that way you have a switch to select your voltage...(hmmmm, Northcat contemplates new idea...and endless possibilities)...that would knock them on their ass

    Wish I could get a gun...but in Japan, its near impossible, unless you are a serious hunter, licenced and you have a serious background check. They are pretty strict here. They do, however, have some of the best FAKE model guns Ive seen...I have a fake one, heavy metal...real, but does nothing!! My soon to be mother-in-law found it while cleaning "Oh my, why does 'the beave' have such a thing!?" She was very careful moving it...later we explained. It was funny!!
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    On the serious side a fake gun is more likley to get you killed than anyhting else. If you ever point a gun at someone you better have every intention of shooting them.

    Edit: Unless you purchase the desert Eagle 50 cal i posted before, that gun requires no bullets. You just point it at someone and the fall over dead of a heart attack.
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    Originally Posted by thecoalman
    On the serious side a fake gun is more likley to get you killed than anyhting else. If you ever point a gun at someone you better have every intention of shooting them.
    Ditto that

    A long time ago my sister was having trouble with her ex and it spilled over into our family. The guy threatened my parents. Now my dad had his trusty .45, but my mom was worried about when he wasn't home. She didn't want to use the real gun so she suggested my dad get her a starter pistol with loud blanks, so she could scare away an attacker. We quickly talked her out of the idea
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    Originally Posted by thecoalman
    On the serious side a fake gun is more likley to get you killed than anyhting else. If you ever point a gun at someone you better have every intention of shooting them.

    Absolutely.
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  11. Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Originally Posted by thecoalman
    On the serious side a fake gun is more likley to get you killed than anyhting else. If you ever point a gun at someone you better have every intention of shooting them.

    Absolutely.
    Yeah, I know...but like I said, most of these pervs don't carry that shit. Ya think they would, but if you read on statistics, its rare to hear of anyone shooting anyone. Mostly Yakuza...shooting each other...and then keeping out of the news.

    I decided to put up a little warning sticker saying that our door is now electrified, and annoying trying to open the door unlawfully can and will be electricuted!! Might just be enough to drive them off...still looking into the camera in the peep hole idea!!
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    I have my 10 gauge and that alone would make a man die from a heart attack seeing it pointed at them. I only have firing blanks that are easily accessible, but if someone asks if it's loaded, and I fire one, they'll still s**t their pants and believe it's loaded just from the sound. Even with a blank, the gun can do some serious damage. It could blow your finger off, if you set it in the barrell with just a firing blank. I'd only use the gun to scare the person on my device though. I'm more into torturing someone relentlessly in revenge than blowing them away just because I'm pissed. If I were more medically knowledgeable, I'd transfuse small amounts of chlorine bleach into their bloodstream, steel wool their genitals and dip them into PineSol, and/or scratch a chalkboard with silverware with their head close by just to make them suffer.
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    If I were more medically knowledgeable, I'd transfuse small amounts of chlorine bleach into their bloodstream, steel wool their genitals and dip them into PineSol, and/or scratch a chalkboard with silverware with their head close by just to make them suffer.
    If I ever do something to piss you off, give me a chance to apologize OK?
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    I allow a person to state their fair share of apology before I decide to carry out my vengence tactics. But be understanding if I don't remove my 10 gauge barrel out of your a** until I feel the apology can be accepted. It tends to make the apologies come more sincere and from the heart. I don't know what it is, but fear is a very strong tool for getting truthful answers from the heart along with unbroken promises in the future. Maybe we should use shotgun tactics for political offices. It might be hard to find candidates after a certain period of time, though.
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    I allow a person to state their fair share of apology before I decide to carry out my vengence tactics. But be understanding if I don't remove my 10 gauge barrel out of your a** until I feel the apology can be accepted. It tends to make the apologies come more sincere and from the heart. I don't know what it is, but fear is a very strong tool for getting truthful answers from the heart along with unbroken promises in the future. Maybe we should use shotgun tactics for political offices. It might be hard to find candidates after a certain period of time, though.
    It'd never work. Having a cannon handy like that would make it too tempting to shoot them all regardless of how they answer .....just on principles
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    Originally Posted by Capmaster
    Originally Posted by Doramius
    I allow a person to state their fair share of apology before I decide to carry out my vengence tactics. But be understanding if I don't remove my 10 gauge barrel out of your a** until I feel the apology can be accepted. It tends to make the apologies come more sincere and from the heart. I don't know what it is, but fear is a very strong tool for getting truthful answers from the heart along with unbroken promises in the future. Maybe we should use shotgun tactics for political offices. It might be hard to find candidates after a certain period of time, though.
    It'd never work. Having a cannon handy like that would make it too tempting to shoot them all regardless of how they answer .....just on principles
    You're probably right. I'd probably be tempted to just blow the person away after i had them squirting tears. But it lets people know not to piss me off.
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  17. It's plain none of you have ever been on a working farm and got shit on your shoes. :P



    There ya go, you've been overthinking this problem. If this will electrify 3 miles of cattle fence, it'll handle a doorknob. Solar Powered too.

    Personally, I prefer this, my number one trap gun. A clay bird has little chance of escape within 50 yards, a human-size target-no chance at all.

    Pull! Bang! Darn!
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    I have my 10 gauge and that alone would make a man die from a heart attack seeing it pointed at them. I only have firing blanks that are easily accessible, but if someone asks if it's loaded, and I fire one, they'll still s**t their pants and believe it's loaded just from the sound. Even with a blank, the gun can do some serious damage. It could blow your finger off, if you set it in the barrell with just a firing blank. I'd only use the gun to scare the person on my device though. I'm more into torturing someone relentlessly in revenge than blowing them away just because I'm pissed. If I were more medically knowledgeable, I'd transfuse small amounts of chlorine bleach into their bloodstream, steel wool their genitals and dip them into PineSol, and/or scratch a chalkboard with silverware with their head close by just to make them suffer.
    We should team up you sound like my kind of vengeful person. We could start a website called www.geteven.com take orders, and fly around the country and have some fun.

    I have guns but I would much rather torture them too. I have some medical books...I'm sure we can figure it out...how hard could it possibly be?
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    You just want to meet up with my wife. But I have plenty of ideas for torture and revenge. I get torture ideas like supergluing grasshoppers to the genitals of a strapped down guy and releasing scorpions. Soaking a lead weight in a jug of water and then make lemonade with it to give to a friend. Make fudge brownies with small specs of dog poop (aparently chocolate covers the taste of the poop). Securely lock a person in a dimly lit room with 80 gallons of water in jugs and a fork, and lforget about him for 4-6 months. Don't get me upset or you'll find your a** skinned and on a small island in the ocean of shark infested waters (Even if you make it passed the sharks, your a** will be burning).

    At this point most people prefer not to know what I do in my spare time.
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    You just want to meet up with my wife.
    Oh yea....I had forgotten about that No worries, if we were partners she would be perfectly safe with me...well maybe not "perfectly" safe. But as long as she dressed within reason it would be OK. Now if she comes walking around me in skirt that is more narrow than a belt...certainly I could not be held accountable for my actions in such a situation...I mean hell, if you hold a steak out in front of a starving lion, he's going to eat it if he gets the chance.
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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    Originally Posted by Doramius
    You just want to meet up with my wife.
    Oh yea....I had forgotten about that No worries, if we were partners she would be perfectly safe with me...well maybe not "perfectly" safe. But as long as she dressed within reason it would be OK. Now if she comes walking around me in skirt that is more narrow than a belt...certainly I could not be held accountable for my actions in such a situation...I mean hell, if you hold a steak out in front of a starving lion, he's going to eat it if he gets the chance.
    I've got a feeling that if Doramius put a steak out there in a mini-skirt, you'd bang that too, especially a bloody-rare one ....
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    well...............maybe......you never know

    But I'd eat the rare one.
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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    well...............maybe......you never know

    But I'd eat the rare one.
    The woman or the steak? Or eat the steak, then eat the woman, then bang the woman. Repeat and rinse
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    both.

    You should always eat the woman, then bang the woman in that order. Reversing that order is just sick.
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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    both.

    You should always eat the woman, then bang the woman in that order. Reversing that order is just sick.
    But you can't eat the steak before banging it. You'd have to choose to either bang it, or eat it. Could be a problem if you're horny and hungry. I suspect horny would win out ...it usually does
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    I'd use Rosey with one hand while eating the steak with the other. Just pray it's a large steak so you orgasim before you finish the meat. I also find it odd that Northcat is now getting picky on something. He'll eat a woman on the monthly cycle, but not after he's released his manhood, which is probably more sterile and cleaner than the uterine discharge. I'm not saying I would do it, but this is the first time I've heard Northcat get picky about eating out a woman.
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    Originally Posted by Doramius
    I'd use Rosey with one hand while eating the steak with the other. Just pray it's a large steak so you orgasim before you finish the meat. I also find it odd that Northcat is now getting picky on something. He'll eat a woman on the monthly cycle, but not after he's released his manhood, which is probably more sterile and cleaner than the uterine discharge. I'm not saying I would do it, but this is the first time I've heard Northcat get picky about eating out a woman.
    Hmmmm ...maybe he's reevaluating his ways. I know if I were a true red-winger, it wouldn't take many unidentifiable little blue lumps in the ole sloppy joe to make me think long and hard (he said) about repeating it
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    Northcat, you have truly shocked me. This from a man who knew what the definition of "SCAT" pornography was.
    Originally Posted by A Wise Hermit Once
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    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    both.

    You should always eat the woman, then bang the woman in that order. Reversing that order is just sick.
    But it's ok for her to go down on you? that's just sexist!
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  30. Originally Posted by flaninacupboard
    Originally Posted by northcat_8
    both.

    You should always eat the woman, then bang the woman in that order. Reversing that order is just sick.
    But it's ok for her to go down on you? that's just sexist!
    No, that's just the way it is
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