Favorite movie quotes...

[Tommyknocker]

I know. But it is still good to read it. Think I'll go order it. Thanks, my esteemed colleague.

[angelog22]

I agree. One of my all time favorites!

[phonomas]

"There's nothing wrong with your name. Michael Bolton is a perfectly normal name."

"Yeah, it WAS until that ass-clown started putting out albums!"

-another fav. quote from OFFICE SPACE

[tgpo]

[Master Klahn decapitates a prisoner.]
Klahn: Now take him to be tortured!

Argon Spokesman: Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces.

Newscaster: The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in. More at eleven.

Newscaster: I'm not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.

Newscaster: Moscow in flames, missiles headed for New York. More at eleven.

A.M. Newscaster: It's 19 minutes after the hour, and now it's time for our daily feature The Astrological Hour. A quick reminder these reports are not intended to foster belief in astrology, but merely to support people who cannot take responsibility for their own lives.

Game Show Host: Guard number one is a senior on Klaun's mountain, and aspires to be a research chemist. Welcome, please, Hung Well! Guard number two is a real skating buff. A warm welcome for Long Wang! Traveling comes naturally to guard number three, as he's a licensed airplane pilot. Welcome, please, Enormous Genitals!

Dr. Klahn: The CIA thinks they can infiltrate the Mountain of Dr. Klahn!
CIA Agent: You can't scare me, you slant-eyed yellow bastard.
Dr. Klahn: Take him to . . . Detroit!
CIA Agent: No! No, not Detroit! No! No, please! Anything but that! No! No!

Henry Gibson: In the past year, over 800,000 millions have died. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer.

All from Kentucky Fried Movie.
I just bought this movie earlier this week. So Funny.

[SquirrelDip]

How about "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins"

Chiun: Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service.

[angelog22]

my tribute to the holidays:

"show mommy how the piggy's eat"

"daddy's gonna kill ralphy"

narrator "In the heat of battle, my father wove a tapestry
of obsenity that as far as we know, is still hanging in space over
Lake Michigan."

narrator "Christmas was on its way! Lovely, glorious,
beautiful Christmas around which the entire kid year revolved."

and the ever so popular... "you'll shoot your eye out."

[tgpo]

My Favorite quote from A Christmas Story:

"Not A Finger!"

That cracks me up everytime.

[SquirrelDip]

Definitely NOT a classic movie but a great line all the same... From "A League of Their Own" :

Ernie Capadino (Jon Lovitz): Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way.