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  1. Yes, I Know Roundabout's Avatar
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    Favorite lines from "Naked Gun 2 1/2":

    Lt. Frank Drebin: (looking up Jane's dress while she is on the ladder) "Nice beaver!"
    Jane Spencer: (Handing down the stuffed animal) "Thanks, I just had it stuffed"

    Lt. Frank Drebin: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.
    Captain Ed Hocken: Sex, Frank?
    Lt. Frank Drebin: Uh, no, not right now, Ed.

    Lt. Frank Drebin: (Thinking to himself) I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. A body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say... "Hey! Look at these!" She made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man! She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it.

    [Lt. Frank Drebin and Ed Hocken are in a sex shop making inquiries]
    Busty Female Shop Assistant: Why should I tell you, Copper?
    Lt. Frank Drebin: Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town.
    [A male shop assistant appears from a storeroom.]
    Assistant: Oh, hi Frank, say we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.
    Lt. Frank Drebin: [to the Female Assistant] It's a gift.

    Busty Female Shop Assistant: Is this some kind of bust?
    Frank Drebin: It's very impressive, yes.
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    Let's not forget Happy Gilmore:

    Happy Gilmore: Looks like a slight hill. Whaddya think?
    Caddy: And a slant to the left.
    Happy Gilmore: That's 'cause you're only wearing one shoe.

    Happy Gilmore: [after punching out Bob Barker] The price was wrong, bitch!
    Bob: [gets up and decks Happy] I think you've had enough... bitch!

    Happy Gilmore: If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

    Chubbs: Spoken like a true *******.
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    Another one of my favorites, Young Frankenstein:

    Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?
    Igor: And you won't be angry?
    Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
    Igor: Abby someone.
    Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?
    Igor: Abby Normal.
    Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Abby Normal?
    Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.
    Dr. Friedrich von Frankenstein: Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into an, 8 foot tall, 300 pound, GORILLA?!!!
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    Caddyshack:
    Ty: "Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch."

    Carl: "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, how about a little something, you know, for the effort." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
    "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
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    One I particularly like, from Men in Black II.....

    Will Smith, refering to the auto-pilot guy in the car:

    "We had a black guy, but he kept being pulled over."

    ....or words to that effect. It was not only the line, but the way it was delivered.
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  6. "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything." - Dr. Emmett L. Brown, 'Back To The Future'
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    "People don't go for Jesus no more.. violence is a cleansing force."

    "Where you at, man?"
    "Stratosphere, baby, stratosphere. And I ain't comin' down for nobody, not even you."

    "Who the hell wants a job? You better get yourself a piece!"

    "Lopez says this place is crazy."
    "Who's Lopez?"
    "He's in my head."

    "How many syllables, Mario?"

    - all from "Putney Swope"
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    Charles Grodin: I got two words for you...secondary smoke.
    De Niro: I got two words for you...shut the **** up!
    Midnight Run
    "speed's just a question of money. How fast can you go?" - Mad Max, 1979
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    Originally Posted by Roundabout
    Favorite lines from "Naked Gun 2 1/2":

    Lt. Frank Drebin: (looking up Jane's dress while she is on the ladder) "Nice beaver!"
    Jane Spencer: (Handing down the stuffed animal) "Thanks, I just had it stuffed"
    Actually that's from the first movie
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    Of course it's Pete...Look at him - O Brother Where Art Though ?

    What we have here, is failure to communicate - Cool Hand Luke

    He had a fatal accident... He fell down an empty elevator shaft, on to some bullets - Running Scared

    Some day. And that day may never come. I may call upon you to perform a service for me - The Godfather

    There's no cryin' in baseball - A league of They're Own

    I'll just have me some of them biscuits and mustard. Mmmm Hmmm - Sling Blade
    Coffee makes you happy.....Except when it messes you up
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  11. Just about anything from Snatch.

    "Y'like dags?"
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  12. "Enter the dame.
    There's one in every story."

    -Hudsucker Proxy
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  13. "What's the rumpus?" [Albert Finney]

    "Just in the neighborhood and I was feelin' a little daffy!" [Gabriel Byrne]

    -Miller's Crossing
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  14. "I'm Chekov"
    "Well, he's McCoy and if my name were Spock we'd have a fuckin' away team!"

    -Boondock Saints
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    "Yeti, I am the Yeti" Background Voice in American Pie
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    Actually many from UHF, but one of my fav's:

    "Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers!"

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    UHF. I love the Conan the Librarian scene
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    Originally Posted by tgpo
    "Yeti, I am the Yeti" Background Voice in American Pie
    Those were the MILF guys.
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  19. "I just found out my girlfriend sucked 36 d!@ks!"

    "In a row?"

    -Clerks
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    "You cry like a bitch, you get f@#$ked like a bitch."

    Lawrence Fishburne in "The King of New York" as he is bustin' some caps in a punk.
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    Christmas Vacation:

    " I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody
    Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with
    a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I
    want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing,
    low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant,
    blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless,
    fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"

    "Don't try to be a great man. Just be a man, and let history make its own judgment."
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    One of my fav's from Batman (1989):

    Jack Nicholson: Wait'll they get a load of ME!
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  23. The mindless babbling of the Stapler guy in that movie where he burns the building down because somebody took his Swingline stapler...
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  24. Um, that one's called Office Space. Filmed in Austin.

    "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

    "I think I would do two chicks at the same time!"

    -my fav. quote...
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  25. "I'll be back" to make another post.
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    Quiz Show:

    "You want to be worshipped? Go to India and moo."

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  27. "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
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    "squeal like a pig"
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    "Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
    You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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    that ones long, but that it's great! i can recite just about the whole movie if you'd like? :P
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    Keep going. I like "the truth" dialogue between Nicholson and Cruise.
    Hello.
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  29. how can you not know that title is OFFICE SPACE????

    "looks like you've been missing a lot of work"
    "i wouldn't say i was missing it, bob"
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    "ah...hmmm...ya....i'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on saturday...."
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    "I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight."
    "Peter, she's anorexic."
    "Yeah, I know. They guy's really good."
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    "What.. what would you say... you do here?"

    "Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!"
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    "Are you any relation to the pop singer?"
    David Herman (I) as Michael Bolton: "Naw, it's just a coincidence."
    "Because I'll be honest with you! I love his music! I do! I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'."
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    sorry got carried away!!!
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  30. "You want answers? "
    "I think I'm entitled. "
    "YOU WANT ANSWERS? "
    "I WANT THE TRUTH! "
    "You can't handle the truth! "
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    that's actually BEFORE the previous rant.
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