Sex with a dog better then sex with a pregnant woman

[zzyzzx]

This articel implies that

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/content_objectid=13474935_method=full_siteid=89488_h...name_page.html

FURY AS DOG SEX FARMER IS LET OFF
Oct 3 2003

A FARMER who had sex with a dog walked free from court yesterday.

Darran Emms, 35, was caught in the act with a Rhodesian ridgeback by his pregnant wife Suzie Roberts.

She threw Emms out of their cottage at Kingskettle, Fife, and is filing for divorce.

Emms was admonished when he appeared at Cupar Sheriff Court yesterday.

He had earlier admitted having sex with the family pet in August last year.

When Emms was interviewed by police, he told them he was ``fed-up'' with the state of his six-year relationship with his wife.

He added that it was a ``single act of frustration''.

Last night, Suzie said she was disgusted Emms had been let off.

Suzie, 38, of Ladybank, Fife, said: ``It's totally unbelievable.

``He has ruined our marriage and our family life and he has never had the decency to apologise.''

Suzie, a riding instructor and book-keeper, was pregnant with their second child when the incident happened.

She got out of bed suffering from morning sickness and heard strange noises coming from the cottage porch.

Suzie said: ``I couldn't believe what he was doing. It was horrific.

``I remember thinking that I was glad I had found him and not our child.''

[i_am_dave]

aw move over Rover and let Jimmy take over.
yeah, you know what I'm talkin about.
yeah, get on with it baby!
-- The Late Jimmy Hendrix

[tgpo]

Dude, that some nasty crap.

[RabidDog]

They let him off because the dog was a bitch. CHRIst he's not GAY!

[zzyzzx]

They let him off because the dog was a bitch. CHRIst he's not GAY!

How do you know what gender the dog is?

[g_shocker182]

Gives new meaning to man's best friend.

[housepig]

does anyone else find it suspicious that the link above is the only reference I can find to this story?

...and the rest of the content looks similar to Enquirer/Star/Weekly World News territory?

I expect this to show up on snopes.com shortly....

[mysticgohan17]

zzyzzx, make a new sig image:
"Every time you f*** a dog, god or an insane cult kills a fetus. Think of the babies."

[FOO]

zzyzzx is lucky i'm not running this forum.

[Devanshu]

Thats some sick stuff...reminds me of the time when biscuit had sex with that one dude who bet CNN(family guy reference...I'm full of 'em)

[Baldrick]

Too sick.