Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop

[zzyzzx]

Scientist Burns Penis with Hot Laptop
Nov 22, 9:53 am ET

LONDON (Reuters) - Laptops have always been a hot item but a 50-year-old scientist didn't realize to what extent until he burned his penis.

The previously healthy father of two remembered feeling a burning sensation after he had been writing a report at home for about an hour with the computer on his lap.

He noticed a redness and irritation the following day but it wasn't until he was examined by a doctor that he realized how much damage had been done.

"The ventral part of his scrotal skin had turned red, and there was a blister with a diameter of about two centimeters (0.8 inches)," Claes-Gorn Ostenson, of the Karolinska Institute in Sweden, wrote in a letter published in The Lancet medical journal on Friday.

Two days later, the blisters broke and the wounds became infected and then crusted but after about a week the unidentified scientist was "healing quite rapidly."

Ostenson noted that the computer manual did warn against operating it directly on exposed skin but said the patient had lap burns even though he had been wearing trousers and underpants.

"This...story should be taken as a serious warning against use of a laptop in a literal sense," he added.

[MOVIEGEEK]

I hate when that happens

[SteveDVD]

lol

[bigmicka]

hot dog!! anyone for a red hot hot dog!!

[boss]

"healing quite rapidly"? how did they find that out!

[rhegedus]

Of course, this could be a story he made up to account for the friction burns he got from furious masturbation......
Rob

[zzyzzx]

Perhaps he should stop using the fellatio port in his laptop.