Man's has sex with goat while passenger train passes by

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2002050329,00.html

Man's sex with goat

A CHEF had sex with a goat — and was seen by a trainload of passengers, a court heard yesterday.

Stephen Hall, 23, lassoed the animal with his belt at the Paradise allotments near his home.

As the packed Hull to Bridlington train stopped at signals, dozens of passengers stared out in amazement.

In seconds, police switchboards were jammed as horrified commuters used their mobiles to report what they had seen.

The female goat was one of a number left to graze near the allotments, Hull Crown Court was told.

A man out walking his dog also made a 999 call to Humberside Police Control Room.

Two members of the public pinned down Hall while a stream of officers raced to the scene. Jobless Hall, from Hull, was initially arrested by the Humberside Police Dog Section.

A vet who examined the goat said it was "subdued" by the assault but was not suffering long-term injury.

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day; it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

Yesterday, Hall admitted a sex charge involving an animal.

Judge Jacqueline Davies, who adjourned the case for reports, said: "I do not know what sentence the court will impose on you."

He is due to be sentenced on March 13.

Hall, who says he is gay, said after the hearing: "My friends have been giving me a lot of stick. They are all joking with me about it.

"I have never done anything like this before."


Note: There was no picture of the goat provided with the article.

[bilbogod]

A HA!!!! Caught for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Apparently the best place to have sex with a goat is on the edge of a cliff. This is because they push back harder :P Aferwards you can rid yourself of the evidence by simply pushing it over the edge.

[zzyzzx]

Why would you have to kill the goat? It's not like the goat is going to tell. And from the article the goat didn't seem to mind..

[wellmashed]

I can remember one in the sun about a nigerian refugee getting caught after police got a lot of reports about animal cruelty in this farmers field.
They set up video surveillance and after a couple of nights this guy came into the field and started having sex with a shetland pony.

I can't remember exactly how it went but the drift was that he was observed shagging two of the ponies and the cops didn't try to arrest him until he started on the second.......

So how long were they watching him for and exactly what were they doing while he was on the first one...............

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[zzyzzx]

Anybody else here wondering why a gay guy would go after a female goat? Seems to me like he would have preferred a male goat..

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http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-10283004,00.html

Goat Sex Attacker In Court

A man who was seen having sex with a goat by a train full of commuters and a man out with his grandson, is waiting to be sentenced.

Stephen Hall, 23, of Hull, East Yorkshire, pleaded guilty at Hull Crown Court to one charge of sexually assaulting the female goat last August.

As he assaulted the animal, a Hull to Bridlington train packed with commuters stopped at nearby signals.

Several passengers saw the attack and called police on their mobile phones.

Officers from the Humberside Police Dog Section arrived and arrested Hall after two other members of the public, who also saw the incident, had wrestled him to the floor.

The judge said he was "sceptical" that any sex offenders programme had been designed that could help a man who had sex with a goat.

Rebecca Thornton, prosecuting, said the nanny goat suffered some distress during its ordeal.

Mitigating for Hall, Chris Dunn said that it was a spontaneous act that was carried out while he was on his way home from his sister's house.

He said: "It is difficult to know how to mitigate in a case such as this. All right-minded, normal-thinking people would find this abhorrent. Clearly this defendant needs help."

Judge Michael Mettyear said: "I have got to tell you that I'm very sceptical that there is any programme that has been devised at the moment, that will help him."

Sentencing has been postponed until this Friday.

[menace]

you guys should lighten up, it's not so baaaaaad

[FranckV]

Nobody seesm to worry about the goat. Who's going to pay for medical attention if the goat is pregnant ?

[zzyzzx]

Nobody seesm to worry about the goat. Who's going to pay for medical attention if the goat is pregnant ?

The taxpayers, of course.