i don't think i ever laughed so hard as when i read this :



Two Newfies walk into a pet shop. They go directly over to

the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy,"Dat's dem."

The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. Yeah,

we'll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem

in a peeper bag."

The clerk puts the budgies in a bag, and the two guys pay for

the birds and leave the shop. They get into Gerry's van and drive

to 'Come-By-Chance until they are high up on a hill, and stop at the

top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop.

Dis looks like a grand place, eh?" says Gerry.

He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders

and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes

straight down for a few seconds, before he hits the rocks below with a 'SPLAT!'

As Paddy looks down he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat,

dis budgie jumpin' is too dangerous fer me."