What's the first thing you do when you get home?

[MackemX]

apart from tossing your keys on the side, what do you do most times when you get home?

I normally fire up the PC if it's been switched off and play my phone messages

[NormaJ]

Run to my bedroom to toss away my working suits and put on some more comfortable wearing.

[BJ_M]

tell my kids to stop fighting

[anitract]

Turn on PC & change out of my work clothes.

[Faustus]

Sit down and watch my PVR of the Daily Show and The Colbert Report while drinking a coke. Have a smoke, check my email then goto bed.

I work a 10 hour shift and have a long drive so unless I have something that needs to be done I get sleep when I can.

[Treebeard]

Get hug from the kids and then get into some more comfortable clothes.

[jmikeh]

This is a good one.

Usually, since I get home first, I check for any cat poop that I am about to step in. It comes from experience and from a 20 year old kitty.

First thing I do is check the mail on the stoop. Inside, after poop check, back to computer room. Computer is in standby, glance at router and dsl modem to make sure no probs. Then, out to back porch deck, both dogs get a doggie biscuit and then, if a long day at work, will pour myself a whiskey-dew (usually a seagrams 7 and mountain dew) before wifey gets home..

[Doramius]

First thing is go to the bathroom and "relieve" myself. The ride home always seems to build up urine & gas. :/ Then I check the mail and feed the kid. Maybe play some SW Battlefront II.

[SquirrelDip]

Change into a pair of shorts and sweatshirt/T-shirt (depending on time of year)...

Dinner is usually up pretty quick - Wife cooks, daughter cleans up and I bathe the 4-year-old...

[Conquest10]

Strip to t-shirt and shorts and sit down on the computer with the TV in the background.

[jmikeh]

Strip to t-shirt and shorts and sit down on the computer with the TV in the background.

Hilarious. That is one of my biggest vices. Drives the wife nuts. Working(playing) on the computer only if the tv is on. I can't do it otherwise. Possibly with the radio on, but mainly the TV.

[Doramius]

This is why I have multiple machines with ATIs AIW card. Play on one computer and watch TV on another.

[Epicurus8a]

Play with the dog.

[AlecWest]

Considering the amount of coffee I drink at work, the first thing I do when I get home is make a mad dash to the bathroom ... which is especially problematic because my cat greets me at the door and goes into "slow walking" mode right in front of my feet. One of these days, I'm either not going to make it, have a flat cat, or both.

[Josef Kneht]

swith on the TV set, then lie down to sofa and read some classic book. Recent three month I have not been able to finish with "Dostoyevskiy - Karamazovs Brothers"

[SquirrelDip]

Play with the dog.

LOL - forgot about that one... Two Jack Russels... I get them totally wired and they do laps around the house - really pisses the wife off.

[NormaJ]

That's right!!! I forgot to say that previous to getting to the bedroom, I have my daily party of hugs and kisses with mine, an Irish Setter. I do love him.

[doppletwo]

I go to the lavatory. ( At this point its like a pavlovian dog reaction I have had to use the bathroom after coming home about 90% of the time since I was about 5 or 6. {When I was in school it was probably due to the fact the I wouldn't go number 2 anywhere, but home. But these day I take a dump twice at work sometimes and I still have to use the restroom when I get home [ No, I don't take a third dump { Why is it called taking a dump, if you are really leaving it}]})


Then I strip and start using the computer

[smearbrick1]

I go to the lavatory. ( At this point its like a pavlovian dog reaction I have had to use the bathroom after coming home about 90% of the time since I was about 5 or 6. {When I was in school it was probably due to the fact the I wouldn't go number 2 anywhere, but home. But these day I take a dump twice at work sometimes and I still have to use the restroom when I get home [ No, I don't take a third dump { Why is it called taking a dump, if you are really leaving it}]})


Then I strip and start using the computer

Completely off topic in the off topic forum:

Do you find it easier to take a dump with no shirt?

[doppletwo]

Then I strip and start using the computer

Completely off topic in the off topic forum:

Do you find it easier to take a dump with no shirt?

I leave the bathroom and then I strip.


I don't get fully nekkid. I wear a t-shirt, a button up shirt, a zippered hooded sweatshirt, and a jacket or coat. I go down to the t-shirt.


I don't use the computer in the bathroom. Usually I am just pissing when I come home.

[mixxerr]

I check my answering machine.Then, i go check my email.

[Treebeard]

I check my answering machine.Then, i go check my email.

Then you realise that nobody cares enough to email or call you so you check out w/ a bottle of scotch.



jk :P

[SquirrelDip]

I go to the lavatory. ( At this point its like a pavlovian dog reaction I have had to use the bathroom after coming home about 90% of the time since I was about 5 or 6. {When I was in school it was probably due to the fact the I wouldn't go number 2 anywhere, but home. But these day I take a dump twice at work sometimes and I still have to use the restroom when I get home [ No, I don't take a third dump { Why is it called taking a dump, if you are really leaving it}]})


Then I strip and start using the computer

Daughter is like this - will only dump at home... Myself, I try to save the dumping for work - there I don't have to clean...

[Treebeard]

I go to the lavatory. ( At this point its like a pavlovian dog reaction I have had to use the bathroom after coming home about 90% of the time since I was about 5 or 6. {When I was in school it was probably due to the fact the I wouldn't go number 2 anywhere, but home. But these day I take a dump twice at work sometimes and I still have to use the restroom when I get home [ No, I don't take a third dump { Why is it called taking a dump, if you are really leaving it}]})


Then I strip and start using the computer

Daughter is like this - will only dump at home... Myself, I try to save the dumping for work - there I don't have to clean...

This is all just too much information

[Doramius]

I hate dumping at home. I feel like every time I sit at the toilet I have to change the roll. There's nothing worse than having already dumped, but then have to stand up with pants at the ankles to find toilet paper on the top shelf of the cupboard that's 4 feet away in front of you. My wife can't put a spare roll on the back of the toilet. So for every 1-2 times I take a dump at home, I change the roll and put a spare roll on the back of the toilet.

The first thing my wife does when she gets home is take off "only her underclothes", and leaves them in the middle of the living room.

[VCDHunter]

Make coffee and skin up.

[Epicurus8a]

Play with the dog.

LOL - forgot about that one... Two Jack Russels... I get them totally wired and they do laps around the house - really pisses the wife off.

That's right!!! I forgot to say that previous to getting to the bedroom, I have my daily party of hugs and kisses with mine, an Irish Setter. I do love him.

After playing with the dog I'm in a great mood and ready to deal with just about anything.

[SquirrelDip]

After playing with the dog I'm in a great mood and ready to deal with just about anything.

Totally agree!

[zzyzzx]

I give my cat some treats.