is this a joke?

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http://www.adobeforums.com/cgi-bin/webx?50@25.58UGaCcokjf^0@.ef59b67

[Dhruv]

LOL! I think it would be a joke but you can never know ...

[Shabubu]

Did you see what you get logged in as ??

"You are logged in as Moron" at the top of the page, unless it was just for me

[pinoy2201]

[Graham Meredith]

I'm almost sure that it ISN'T a joke. Look at the address supplied - "PO Box 598 Curtin ACT Canberra Australia 2605"

I live in Australia, and Canberra is the X-rated movie capital of Australia, every Aussie knows that! Everything illegal or contraband goes on there!

Graham

[Shabubu]

Sweet, I'll be waiting for vids in the post then

[thump01]

The saddest thing is the guy is soooo serious about his quest for perfecting a quality image of a cut and paste penis! That is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
Tracey

[DiViNeLeFT]

everyone read the post from "queen billy"... well, speaking for the rest of my "ignorance, diseased" sex... that sounds like a 50 year old virgin that really needs a good kick to the teeth.

sorry i had to rant on here... i didnt feel like registering to post there.

[bilbogod]

Yeah, but everyone knows that the rubber friend spoils the action sequences. The "Money Shot" is an integral part of any good porno. The only time I reckons folks should wear them, is in one of those "gang-bang" movies. I mean, what with all the slipping and slidding on the table and the floor, someone could do themselves a real injury.

[Macros746]

I read an article not that long ago...in Maxim or FHM about porn stars. SOmething like 80 percent of them have one VD or other. So, actually, they should be using them MORE than us...WINK!

Macros

p.s. kinda puts the kiebosh on some of those hot women in porn when you know that they are packing some unspeakable disease.....they went into details about body makeup to cover sores.....shudder....

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Macros,

Eeeeew! The visual is something I could do without! I don't get why they are so worried about safe sex while making a porno in the first place. Isn't it suppose to be dirty, nasty, hibidy-dibidy anyway? I mean, why stop at condoms when you are filming and distibuting people having orgies and the whatnot? Who cares, it's porn we're talkin' about here! I know -I- don't plan on humping on any of the people that make those movies (plus, I'm married!) So, if they want to spread the "love", sores and all, that's one less skank around to leave the biz and infect some unknowing soul out there. It is their body and their choice to do it. I don't have a problem with what they do. Someone's gotta do it, huh?
Tracey

[Macros746]

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm not on any kind of moral high horse and, frankly, most of the people men and women in porn are just nasty. But it kind of hurts the fantasy when you look at one of the truly gorgeous females and sudden "warts" flicks through your head. Now don't get me wrong, this hasn't stopped my....ummm....enjoyment of porn. It just leads to the minute after feeling with the movie. "oh my God...what did I just do?"

Macros

[bilbogod]

Err... I dunno about this whole warts thing. I not normally sat that close to the t.v. screen
Maybe I need to getter better settings on my vcd conversions, I'm obviously missing out

[thump01]

Sounds like you are not only too close to the tele to see the "love" bumps! Maybe they work like the ribbed condoms do? Plus, how could you risk getting that close to your electrical components? That could pose a sticky situation and damage to the beloved electronics. I say, step away. You will rewarded for that effort in many ways!
Tracey

[mijman]

I don't know about replacing rubbered penises with nekkid penises, but I saw a great tutorial that could make them look like lightsabers, with a little adapting
If I were making a porno (Oh, God, IF!), and went through all the effort to digitally recreate a ****, I'd add a few inches onto it as well.

@bilbogod
"Yeah, but everyone knows that the rubber friend spoils the action sequences. The "Money Shot" is an integral part of any good porno. "

Any decent porn stud knows how to withdraw, "unsheath the sword" on the sly, and still deliver the "money"

[alucard2050]

i just want to say thanks. i think my porn viewing days are now over with thanks to the warts. i can never look at another naked babe again on the tv without thinking of warts. ROFLMAO........

[mijman]

Those aren't warts, they're speed bumps! LOL

[bilbogod]

Warts and all aside, I wonder how many of you would be standing in the queue if a gangbang movie was auditioning in your local towns??
BTW - I've heard that some DVDS are difficult to rip because they are multi-angled i.e. Terminator 2, Matrix etc... Does this include these "virtual sex" films with stars like Jenna Jameson, because they boast that you can choose your viewing angles??

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[bilbogod]

One more quick question he he...
"who was the first person to discover you can milk cows, and what were they trying to do to find that out??