Surprised Customer Says Penis Pills Don't Work

[zzyzzx]

Surprised Customer Says Penis Pills Don't Work
Tue Feb 15, 8:24 AM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A New Jersey man has filed a false advertising lawsuit against a maker of herbal penis enlargement pills, alleging the medicine does not fulfill its promises, the plaintiff's lawyer said on Monday.

Two similar cases, filed last year in Colorado and Ohio, accuse manufacturers of herbal dietary supplements, VigRx and Enzyte, of falsely claiming to be able to add substantial length and girth to a man's penis.

All three suits seek class action status and claim to represent more than 1 million total plaintiffs.

In the latest case, filed on Jan. 21 in New Jersey state court, plaintiff Michael Coluzzi claimed he paid $59.95 for a 30-day supply of Alzare pills but "experienced no increase in penis size," and then was unable to collect a promised refund from manufacturer Alzare LLC of Boca Raton, Florida.

Neither Alzare nor chief operating officer Scott Hammond, both named as defendants, could be reached for comment.

Coluzzi's attorney, Stephen DeNittis, said many men had been taken in by dubious claims that the product would add up to 3 inches (7.5 cm) to their penises by "very, very convincing" advertising, such as infomercials featuring doctors and porn stars.

"Males, for whatever reason, may be susceptible because of what they feel they lack," DeNittis said. "It was so believable I confirmed with an expert (that the claims were false) before I filed the lawsuit. They said they had done medical studies proving that it works."

The ads for Alzare tablets, comprised of ginseng, yohimbe bark, L-arginine and other ingredients, guaranteed results within a week and claimed a 95 percent success rate in the more than 100,000 men who have used it, the suit said.

But last year, the Center for Science in the Public Interest filed a complaint with the Federal Trade Commission saying the maker of Enzyte had not backed up its claims with science.

Although thousands of complaints have been registered with local government agencies and the Better Business Bureau, few lawsuits have been filed because the companies appear to be "judgment proof," DeNittis said.

"They don't have enough assets for plaintiffs to recover, and some of the defendants are fly-by-night -- they close up shop after they get sued," he said.

All three lawsuits claim that plaintiffs were unable to contact the companies for guaranteed refunds after spending hundreds of dollars for the penis enhancers.

[hech54]

That guy needs to stop his spam mail at his server so he doesn't get fooled by that stupidity..
Just think...we asked ourselves countless times "Who buys this shit?"....now we know.

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It doesnt work?

[northcat_8]

Hell they probably aren't worried about getting sued...it takes a pretty bold dude to put his name on that complaint list for only $60. Hell, I would be willing to pay $60 for the amount of fun I would have making fun of a friend who's name was on the list

Besides, anyone with a miniture intelligence knows the penis is a muscle and cannot be enlarged by a pill...it requires exercise and particularly weightlifting

[zzyzzx]

It doesnt work?

No. Duh.

[BJ_M]

/ cancels check

checks out "pump" in google instead

[slimmx]

Besides, anyone with a miniture intelligence knows the penis is a muscle and cannot be enlarged by a pill...it requires exercise and particularly weightlifting

No, the penis is not a muscle. However, two-thirds of the penis is muscle-like in structure, made up of the corpus cavernosa. The spongy tissue of the corpus cavernosa runs along the inside length of the penis.

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/ cancels check

checks out "pump" in google instead

Let me know how it blows.. err goes

[zzyzzx]

checks out "pump" in google instead

[BJ_M]

/ cancels check

checks out "pump" in google instead

Let me know how it blows.. err goes

best person to ask would be that judge that used one during court all the time ...

[smearbrick1]

Dammit!!! I was going to get that free sample pack too. Now what recourse do I have. Doomed to live a life with only a 9 inch penis.

[mcbit]

Hey, maybe its worth sixty bucks and your name on a list if you can see a big wad of cash at the end othe court case!!

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Hey, maybe its worth sixty bucks and your name on a list if you can see a big wad of cash at the end othe court case!!

Wad of something, maybe not cash

[mcbit]

Maybe this guy is smarter than everyone is giving him credit for.