What's the crazyist things you've ever done at work?

[tgpo]

All catagories included. What is the craziest, most extreme thing you've done at work?

[VCDHunter]

Kick open the CEOs office door to get at his drinks cabinet. Pretty insane when I think back on it.

[northcat_8]

I'm going to take the 5th on that and anything you ask me after that.

[pyrate83]

I can't say, it was so wrong. I don't work there anymore but I still don't want to say.

[reboot]

Stood back and watched my boss attempt a hotswap on a GF-Ti4200 (back when they cost a bundle!). I suppose I coulda stopped him, but the sparks and smoke were worth it

[stiltman]

made an internet post that cost me my job

[ViRaL1]

Link?

[stiltman]

Link?

yahoo removed the post by request of the company and SEC

[ViRaL1]

Ah, so it wasn't just poor taste. That sux.

[tgpo]

I can't say, it was so wrong. I don't work there anymore but I still don't want to say.

Come on.

[ViRaL1]

I can't say, it was so wrong. I don't work there anymore but I still don't want to say.

Did you put something 'personal' in someone's coffee mug?

[Lucifers_Ghost]

Hmmmm .... its a tie for me.


1) Went out one night and got completely hammered and didnt sleep a wink. Got to work, headed for the washroom, closed the door to the stall, put down the toilet seats, put my head on the toilet paper holder, and proceeded to sleep. The plan was for a power nap of a few minutes. I woke up 6 hours later lol. Dont ask me how I did it without falling over, but I did. When asked by my boss where I was, I responded with "I was doing inventory on the loading dock." Thankfully, he was an idiot and didnt even question it.

or

2) Threw someone over a table after he ran around the corner, bumped into me, spilled coffee on me, then proceeded to blame me with the two finger poke in the chest. I was not amused.

LG

[yoda313]

Hello,

I guess maybe the THIRTY posts a day at my last temp job.....

Or THIS:





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[BJ_M]

does what goes on at conventions count ?

[BJ_M]

or also on installation sites - come to think of it ..

[doppletwo]

"I don't don't know how I am going to pay for this installation.

Bow Chicka Bow bow (70's porn music)"

[pyrate83]

I can't say, it was so wrong. I don't work there anymore but I still don't want to say.

Come on.

It was sexual, nothing big but it did raise some concerns so I vowed never to do anything like that again.

Yoda, is that what you look like. You're a pimp!

[bigmicka]

i was working for Nabisco in melbourne, doing computer support. part of my job description was to run cabling and to do diagnostics on it as well.

we had twinax cabling (old dual core ibm crap) that had gone wrong in the main offices. so i go up through the man hole and into the roof of the offices. most of it had been laid out with runners (planks of wood) but the section i was going to only had the beams in the roof. so im balancing on the beams and stand on one that is not secure, it tilts to the left and i fell through the roof. my left leg went through the cement tile and ended up in someons office, my knackers smashed against the beam and my right leg was still stuck inside the roof. screams from the offices rang out as my leg attracted all attention.

ended up getting it pushed back up through the roof and got back down through the man hole. luckily there was no damage done except for my ego.

mic

[Shocker Milwaukee]

I was using my work machine to encode some pr0n - I'd set it up at the end of the previous day expecting it to be done when I arrived the next morning. Well, my machine froze before it was done & locked up everybody else's machine as well (mine was the file server for the principal software we use). This goody-goody, who'd almost quit to become a preacher, took it upon himself to reboot my computer before I arrived & stumbled upon a full-screen shot of some bimbo's holiest of holies!

[pyrate83]

I was using my work machine to encode some pr0n - I'd set it up at the end of the previous day expecting it to be done when I arrived the next morning. Well, my machine froze before it was done & locked up everybody else's machine as well (mine was the file server for the principal software we use). This goody-goody, who'd almost quit to become a preacher, took it upon himself to reboot my computer before I arrived & stumbled upon a full-screen shot of some bimbo's holiest of holies!

Did he say Holy Shit or something.

Or maybe just praise Jesus. Anyway, did you get fired or anything?

[gummyAvenger]

I had a headache in the morning before I went to work, so I took a couple asprin. Unfortunately I did this on an empty stomach and it made me sick. By the time I got to work I was ready to throw up. I found a gallon-sized ziploc baggie and spewed into it. I still wanted to continue working so I carried around my clear bag of puke from office to office while I did my work. Eventually I was feeling so bad that I was sprawled out on the floor clutching my puke baggie. Then the office clown came by and hung up a sheet of paper in my office with a drawing of someone at a urinal... the title said, "coffee pee smells weird." Needless to say it didn't help. When my boss got to work he told me to go home... so I did

I don't work there anymore, but I still talk to everyone there regularly and go to lunch with them sometimes... the "bag of puke" is still a topic of humor (making fun of me?) whenever I see them.

[BJ_M]

trying to picture carrying a bag of puke around from office to office .. like you just put it on thier desk or something ?

[Shocker Milwaukee]

pyrate83: Did he say Holy Shit or something.

Or maybe just praise Jesus. Anyway, did you get fired or anything?

I wasn't there yet when he saw it & no, it's my company.

[pyrate83]

Oh I see.

[rallynavvie]

Well since I don't work for 'em anymore I guess it won't hurt 'em

Did a bit of "role playing" after hours with the executive assistant. I think we should have burned that chair afterwards though

[doppletwo]

Well since I don't work for 'em anymore I guess it won't hurt 'em

Did a bit of "role playing" after hours with the executive assistant. I think we should have burned that chair afterwards though

I will never sit down anywhere I work again.

[jimmalenko]

I worked in retail 9am-6pm on a sunday, every sunday, for two years, having spent the night before at the pub until 4am most mornings. I'd rock into work and I was 2nd in charge, and my boss would always ask how drunk I still was. One of my chores was to wash the customer bins with hot water out the back in our cleaning room, which was about 20 foot by 20 foot. I'd get the water hose as hot as I could and then hose away, with the steam effect being my instant hangover cure.

Within minutes I'd have sweated out all the alcohol from the night before, so I'd wander into the mens changerooms and have a two minute shower then wander back out into the store. That and a chips n gravy for lunch and I'd cure my hangovers almost instantly.

[Epicurus8a]

Well, the craziest thing I ever did at work involved going the the roof of the building with a female co-worker I was dating. And since it was a warm summer night we decide to take off some of our clothes..... From there, you can let your imaginations take over.

[sacajaweeda]

I shagged the boss's daughter on top of his desk. (after hours of course)

[gummyAvenger]

trying to picture carrying a bag of puke around from office to office .. like you just put it on thier desk or something ?

Nah... just held it in my hand. Didn't have to do any physical work in other people's offices. I just had to talk to them.
It was a clear bag though, so they could see it clearly... I must have been pretty out of it to be carrying around a clear baggie full of puke