Stupid human tricks

[yoda313]

Hello,

Ok it's Friday so time for another goofy thread.

What weird thing can you do with your body????

I can bend the top of my index finger down at a forty five degree angle without touching it.

I'll post a pic tonight if you want.

Kevin

[Capmaster]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....and long ones too. Great fun in high school

[yoda313]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....

Hello,

{note to self - bring air freshner next visit to New Mexico )

Kevin

[Capmaster]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....

Hello,

{note to self - bring air freshner next visit to New Mexico )

Kevin

BELCH ....not fart You do know the difference, I hope

[yoda313]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....

Hello,

{note to self - bring air freshner next visit to New Mexico )

Kevin

BELCH ....not fart You do know the difference, I hope

Hello,

Yeah but if its burritos....

Kevin

[Capmaster]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....

Hello,

{note to self - bring air freshner next visit to New Mexico )

Kevin

BELCH ....not fart You do know the difference, I hope

Hello,

Yeah but if its burritos....

Kevin

Then you do both

[Heywould3]

i can lick my eyebrows.. talk about great fun in high school :P

[northcat_8]

I can give dumb looks on command.

[yoda313]

Hello,

KEEP EM COMING!

Kevin

[flaninacupboard]

i can lick my eyebrows.. talk about great fun in high school :P

Is that you, Gene?

[flaninacupboard]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....and long ones too. Great fun in high school

Me too.

Occasionally you get a bit of acid come up with the burp though - not nice. sometimes it's lumpy....

[adam]

I feel special, not only can I also bend my finger at a 45 degree angle without touching it, but I can also belch at will. When I was little I would burp the alphabet all the way through twice or burp a song. I saw a girl do it on the Steve Harvey show and I was pissed. Why didn't they have a show like that when I was a kid? Swallowing all that air made you really nauscious after a while though.

What else... I can crack my thumbs and my ankles repeatedly and indefinitely and I can do a kickup (lie on back and flip onto your feet.)

[tgpo]

I'm not special

[Capmaster]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....and long ones too. Great fun in high school

Me too.

Occasionally you get a bit of acid come up with the burp though - not nice. sometimes it's lumpy....

You get to enjoy what you ate all over again 8)

[Ironballs]

my special is skill is being able to whack off and piss at the same time

[ViRaL1]

I can belch at will ....any time ...any place ....and long ones too. Great fun in high school

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/gijoebelch.mpg

[Capmaster]

my special is skill is being able to whack off and piss at the same time

( 8) )

[ViRaL1]

my special is skill is being able to whack off and piss at the same time

( 8) )

Is that what they mean when they say 'piss off'?

[Capmaster]

my special is skill is being able to whack off and piss at the same time

( 8) )

Is that what they mean when they say 'piss off'?

Viral1,
THat GI Joe belch tops my longest .....barely

(by a lot )

[ViRaL1]

The rest of them are pretty funny too.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

[mrtristan]

If I have something to push against, I can protrude my scapula from my back. They look like budding devil... I mean angel wings.

I can also make goosebumps at will.

[offline]

Well one of my brothers can slow fart. Normal fart
travels at about 30cm per 30 seconds but my older
brother can drop a crawling methane buster and
piss off... 5 minutes later YOWIEEE!!

[Capmaster]

Well one of my brothers can slow fart. Normal fart
travels at about 30cm per 30 seconds but my older
brother can drop a crawling methane buster and
piss off... 5 minutes later YOWIEEE!!

Talented family

( )

[SLICK RICK]

Well one of my brothers can slow fart. Normal fart
travels at about 30cm per 30 seconds but my older
brother can drop a crawling methane buster and
piss off... 5 minutes later YOWIEEE!!

Seems like you are very proud of you brother offline. That's great. :P

[thecoalman]

Swallowing all that air made you really nauscious after a while though.

I used to go the opposite way.... start swallowing air and keep on swallowing it.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip Would never stink though. Teachers were not amused.

[offline]

Seems like you are very proud of you brother offline. That's great

It is good not to have to worry about becoming the
black sheep of the family. :P

I won't go into details about him being thrown out
of a strip club. He still claims he gave the girl twenty and was just after the change.

[Anonymous321]

i can lick my eyebrows.. talk about great fun in high school :P

How's that possible? Barely any can touch their nose with the tounge, bit lickeing the eyebrows??

My brother can twist his arm 360°. It's funny when he's got a sweater on, the hand just turns, and turns, and turns...

[MOVIEGEEK]

i can lick my eyebrows.. talk about great fun in high school :P

If you are a male:
Is your name Gene Simmons?
If you are a female:
Can I get your number? :P

[Capmaster]

i can lick my eyebrows.. talk about great fun in high school :P

Is there an anteater in your family tree?

[Rookie64]

The rest of them are pretty funny too.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/gijoe.html

looks like those aren't gonna be there for long

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/legal-hasbro.html