Football jokes

[Devanshu]

Heard some good ones on the radio this morning...

What do you do when you see a wounded cowboys fan coming towards you?

Stop laughing, reload, shoot.

[CoasterCreator]

this is the best I could come up with

[yoda313]

Hello,

Football jokes:

THE LIONS!!!

Kevin

--But hey, were 3-1 for now!!! --

[glockjs]

lions aint a joke!!! my boy joey is in there doing his thing. he knows how to win.

[SLICK RICK]

Hello,

Football jokes:

THE LIONS!!!

Kevin

--But hey, were 3-1 for now!!! --

The New Orleans Saints.

SLICK RICK....

[Tommyknocker]

Ohio State.

[Reaper88]

Hello,

Football jokes:

THE LIONS!!!

Kevin

--But hey, were 3-1 for now!!! --

Have you watched a lions game this season? The lions look good this season so far. Dont know if they will stay on the winning path but none the less they are winning and look good so far.

[ChrisX]

The football finals of Sydney and Melbourne are now over and gone for the year.

A relative asks me, "Would you like chicken nuggets or dog biscuits".

This referring to the opposing football teams, the Roosters and the bulldogs on the final football day in Sydney.

The 'football jokes' is nothing more than losing the ball so many times on a Grand Final.

Poor Roosters loss to the bulldogs.

[yoda313]

Hello,

I remember a Lions game from last year or the year before where the ref had a great call.

The opponent (can't remember) got a unneccessary roughness call. The player piled on the ball carry by literally jumping onto it like a cannon ball.

So the ref called the penalty "body flop"! It was a pretty funny call coming from a ref!

Kevin

[Dr. DOS]

I would let all forty-five guys play at the same time . . . Get in there and hurt some body! And never mind lining up. Just grab the ball and run . . . Leave the injured on the field! They always say it's like a war. Fine, let the Red Cross come and pick these ******** up!

GEORGE CARLIN

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I love footba!l . . . Football's a fair sport for my people. Only sport in the world a ***** can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him.

DICK GREGORY

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[yoda313]

I would let all forty-five guys play at the same time . . . Get in there and hurt some body! And never mind lining up. Just grab the ball and run . . . Leave the injured on the field! They always say it's like a war. Fine, let the Red Cross come and pick these ******** up!

GEORGE CARLIN

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I love footba!l . . . Football's a fair sport for my people. Only sport in the world a ***** can chase a white man and 40,000 people stand up and cheer him.

DICK GREGORY

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Hello,

Sounds like ELECTRIC FOOTBALL!!

Kevin