Your true future...

[aanaravs]

A friend passed this along. They have some funny job titles.
http://jobpredictor.com/

aanaravs, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.
Aanarav lastname, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector
Aanarav, Your ideal job is a Playing for Rangers.

[pacmania_2001]

Says my ideal job is God.

[beavereater]

I should be a stripper...

[Cobra]

A rally car driver, apparently. Hmmmm...

[Grimey]

for my real name it says i should be unemployed, and for Grimey it says i should be a Lap Dancer.......sweet 8)

[Faustus]

Flaystus, Your ideal job is a As the Local always in the pub whenever you walk in.


Somehow I think the english is off there.

[Shadow57]

No comment!

[Guest]

Dr.Gee-President
Real --Mad Scientist

How does it know?

[Shadow57]

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[Baldrick]

Baldrick, Your ideal job is a Sewage Worker.

How did it know?

[ZAPPER]

screen name-muppet impersonator
last name-stunt person
first name-hypnotist
middle name-suicide bomber

Man where my high school teachers way off!
No wonder my parents where so dissapointed in me. I could have been so much more. If only I had applied myself.

[the bomb]

This is funny, mine is a topless model.

[pyrate83]

Funny. For my real name it says I should play for the Rangers.

For pyrate83 it says my ideal job is a computer nerd.

[the bomb]

I used my screen name are we supposed to use are real names?

[pyrate83]

I used my screen name are we supposed to use are real names?

I didn't put in my last name due to security issues.

[the bomb]

ok I used my first name and it said "Speaking Clock" I have no idea what that is.

[pyrate83]

ok I used my first name and it said "Speaking Clock" I have no idea what that is.

WTF? I wish I could be a speaking clock. Must be those novelty ones that have birds chirping or something.

[the bomb]

Well then they are wrong I can't chirp.

[pyrate83]

Well then they are wrong I can't chirp.

[AlecWest]

Jim, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.

Nah, too old for that. But, I was thinking of another hobby to take up in my retirement later this year, hehe. Now, to find a school that will train an old overweight fart with bad legs.

[Solarjetman]

um... not too sure....

solarjetman, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.

[Ma_Jie]

For this Job Predictor...

my real name yielded: Your ideal job is a … who are you kidding, you work?.

And it's true: I am unemployed.

My Chinese name, Ma Jie: Ma Jie, Your ideal job is a Soap Actor (ie. River City). BTW, WTF is River City?

my nickname: Your ideal job is a Paleantologist.

Damn...none of them said scholar of Chinese studies >.<

- MJ

[Kunta Kinte]

Traffic Warden? What kind of gay gig is that? Figures, it means a meter maid. Looks like that program has a virus in it after all.

[ViRaL1]

My real name gets 'Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

My nick gets Sewage Worker.

Tough call there.

[pyrate83]

My real name gets 'Goal Scoring Superstar Hero.

My nick gets Sewage Worker.

Tough call there.

Baldrick was a sewage worker so it's all good.

[glockjs]

just my real first name, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter.

full real name,, Your ideal job is a Permanent Temp.

glockjs, Your ideal job is a Professional Hippy.

[mrtristan]

Lovely.

Real name - Panto Dame.

I didn't know what this is, so I googled it. Just lovely.

mrtristan - stripper

Edit:

Interesting. I put my full real name in and got lumberjack. That's not too far off from what I really do. I cut and mill all of the lumber for our ukulele shop and often joke that I'm like a mini lumberjack. Coolbeans.

[offline]

My Real name, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.

Amazing

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Adolf Hitler, Your ideal job is a Circus Freak

God, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director

Britney spears, Your ideal job is a Porn Star.

John Howard, Your ideal job is a Evil boss.

Spooky

[northcat_8]

Northcat - Supermodel how true...

Real name - Animal Therapist

[Webster]

Does anyone know what "a Sandwich Board Advertising" is??
I need to retrain for that job..........