For Baldrick's Gate - Member Status

[menes777]

Yes since someone called you Balder's, I took it one step further and now you are Baldrick's Gate, at least to me

But anyways how long do you have to post and how many posts do you need before you can change this?

I know it says that you must be a member for awhile and post every now and then. Which is a vague answer. If it's up to you or the mods when that changes (meaning its subjective) I will say Yes Sir! and the hammer will stop.

Just curious as to when that actually occurs, want to change that newbie flag as quickly as possible

[Capmaster]

Must be something within the php code for the forum. I don't believe mods have the ability or the assignment to change that. It must be some combination of posts and time here ..I seem to recall that I had to wait about a month, with a couple hundred posts before I was able to edit it.

[Heywould3]

must be the Post count after a length of time. Menes.. im still not able to change mine

Mine still fits though i guess.. hahahah

[DVD_Ripper]

Shoot... I was posting for about 3 months and had several hundred posts before I could change my member status

[Craig Tucker]

You need a minimum of 50 posts, but Baldrick only updates the forum about once a month to allow those with over 50 posts to change their member status.

[indolikaa]

If you want to change your 'member' status, I suggest a generous amount of hand lotion...

[gitreel]

Another classic post from the nuclear one.

[Capmaster]

It's amazing how naturally Indo drops those gems. And northcat. Efffortless ....

[menes777]

I was thinking vaseline but I will take hand lotion any day over the petroleum Jelly!

[gitreel]

Just don't go into any hotels with vaseline.

[Doramius]

Police are still trying to catch Capmaster after that one. He's been on the LAMB for a while.

[Capmaster]

Police are still trying to catch Capmaster after that one. He's been on the LAMB for a while.

I was too slippery for them ....

So mutton came of it

[ViRaL1]

Speaking of lube...what's the deal with spitting? Do women really enjoy that?

[thayne]

Spit is supposed to be very good. Porn stars swear by it

[ViRaL1]

Never had a woman say, 'come here and hock a loogie in my ass.'

[jimmalenko]

au naturale, I guess ...

given the sandpaper effect that most porn stars would endure, I don't blame them for lubing up.

[Capmaster]

au naturale, I guess ...

given the sandpaper effect that most porn stars would endure, I don't blame them for lubing up.

I've seen some pron where it looks like they're vomiting right before doing their thing. A big turn-off. Haven't they heard of KY Jelly?

[ViRaL1]

I've seen it during (not in person).

[menes777]

They are a budget capmaster, KY is just too expensive.

[Capmaster]

They are a budget capmaster, KY is just too expensive.

Still pretty nasty, and enough of that and I might give up pron for good ....

[lordsmurf]

Speaking of lube...what's the deal with spitting? Do women really enjoy that?

That is by far the most vulgar and disgusting thing I've ever seen. Modern porn is unwatchable because of it. Nothing attractive about hocking loogies in each other's cavities!

[menes777]

BTW I feel insulted, Baldrick's Gate never replied to me