Most embarassing thing you did as a kid

[jimmalenko]

What was the most embarassing thing you did as a kid ?

Mine was calling my grade 1 teacher Mrs Mum.

Any others ?

[thayne]

What was the most embarassing thing you did as a kid ?

Mine was calling my grade 1 teacher Mrs Mum.

Any others ?

ummm...... BAHHHHHAAAHHHAHHHAAHHHAHHHA!!!!

[thayne]

I got caught showing my weener to a girl by my kindergarden teacher. I got gyped to cause I went first!

[jimmalenko]

I got caught showing my weener to a girl by my kindergarden teacher. I got gyped to cause I went first!

"You show me yours, and I'll show you mine"
"no, you first"
"ok" ?

You did get gyped.

[thecoalman]

Took a shit in the Holiday Inn swimming pool. About 3 years old I think. Guess it wasn't all that embarassing to me.

[jimmalenko]

Took a shit in the Holiday Inn swimming pool. About 3 years old I think. Guess it wasn't all that embarassing to me.

ROTFLMAO

watch out for that floating mars bar !

[thayne]

This other kid in my Kindergarden class jumped up one and yelled that he had to go to the bathroom, the teacher said okay go ahead, he ran to the door, stopped and shit himself right there in front of everyone! it even ran out his pant legs onto the floor.

Then another kid threw up at the site of it! and we had to finish the day outside in the playground...

So mine wasn't so embaracing concidering....

[jimmalenko]

This other kid in my Kindergarden class jumped up one and yelled that he had to go to the bathroom, the teacher said okay go ahead, he ran to the door, stopped and shit himself right there in front of everyone! it even ran out his pant legs onto the floor.

Then another kid threw up at the site of it! and we had to finish the day outside in the playground...

So mine wasn't so embaracing concidering....

THe poor kid. That would scar me for life.

[thayne]

I think he's still known as stinky pants....

[jimmalenko]

I think he's still known as stinky pants....

even to this day ?

[thecoalman]

My brother took a piss off the top of the sliding board at a playground full of people once. Driving thru Philly and same brother encounters black people for the first time and yells "Hey all you brown people". Yet another brother falls and gets his leg stuck in one of those winnebego ladders so he's stuck upside down, of course he's yelling his head off while my Dad and his buddy on the other side of the winnebego discuss how they would kill that kid he was there's. Then there's the time I got caught playing "doctor" at my mothers friend house with her daughter when I was about 5.

[jimmalenko]

sounds like you had an interesting childhood

[thecoalman]

Yes I did, I could go on forever. BTW if anyone ever mentions that they were driving down the New Jersey Parkway following a winnebego during the summer of 84 and got there car all splattered with shit and piss tell them I sincereley apolgize. It's not my fault somone forgot to shut the septic tank valve.

[jimmalenko]

Yes I did, I could go on forever. BTW if anyone ever mentions that they were driving down the New Jersey Parkway following a winnebego during the summer of 84 and got there car all splattered with shit and piss tell them I sincereley apolgize. It's not my fault somone forgot to shut the septic tank valve.

[thayne]

brother encounters black people for the first time and yells "Hey all you brown people".

When I was a little kid, my town was like 99.9% white and I had never seen a black person till we went to a store in the city. I was 3. This man and wife comes in. The guy had a huge afro (this was like in 1969) and mom said I just stared at this guy. She said my dad seen me and knew something was about to shoot out my mouth, so he walked over to the hardware dept and left me and my mom alone. My mom grabbed my arm and tried to get me outta the vicinity before I totally embaraced her, but she was not fast enough...

Then while point my finger at the man I yelled out, "Mommy! Look! Blonds!" The black guy looked at me and busted up laughing. My mom turned red and by this time I think my dad was already in the car warming it up....

[jimmalenko]

brother encounters black people for the first time and yells "Hey all you brown people".

When I was a little kid, my town was like 99.9% white and I had never seen a black person till we went to a store in the city. I was 3. This man and wife comes in. The guy had a huge afro (this was like in 1969) and mom said I just stared at this guy. She said my dad seen me and knew something was about to shoot out my mouth, so he walked over to the hardware dept and left me and my mom alone. My mom grabbed my arm and tried to get me outta the vicinity before I totally embaraced her, but she was not fast enough...

Then while point my finger at the man I yelled out, "Mommy! Look! Blonds!" The black guy looked at me and busted up laughing. My mom turned red and by this time I think my dad was already in the car warming it up....

quality stuff here guys.

[jimmalenko]

any more ?

[sacajaweeda]

No shame in my game.

[jimmalenko]

cmon sac. I'm sure theres one story.