Newbies 106: Blank Media Theory (Part 2 of 3)

[indolikaa]

Two months after our last installment, we find our esteemed educational brethren out on the prowl for jackrabbit fodder…




Dr. WankHer: So, it’s been two months and you still haven’t been back to the university, Dr. Khan.

Dr. Khan: Yes.

Dr. WankHer: Things are changing. People are leaving. Some say its because the community has become dull. Others say open minds are no longer welcome.

Dr. Khan: I see Capmaster and Cobra were made moderators recently. How can you argue that open minds are not welcome?

Dr. WankHer: Point.

Dr. Khan: It is the nature of things to change, Dr. WankHer. In the grand scheme of the universe, we are nothing more than…

JACKRABBIT!

[Simultaneous shotgun blasts eliminate the varmint in question…]

Dr. WankHer: Nice shot, Khan.

Dr. Khan: I think we got him.

Dr. WankHer: Ya think?

[Dashes over to investigate their target…]

Dr. WankHer: That one doesn’t count.

Dr. Khan: Why not?

Dr. WankHer: Those pieces over there look like rabbit.

Dr. Khan: [Ponders...] Reload with 50 extra grains. And use the concave-tipped rounds.

Dr. WankHer: [Reloads...] This isn’t about the grand scheme of the universe. This is about your unhappiness in the videohelp.com community. Friends have come and gone, friends have been promoted to new positions, but you’re still just Indolikaa Khan. The Peacekeeper.

Dr. Khan: And there’s something wrong with that?

Dr. WankHer: Don’t all great men aspire to be better than they are?

Dr. Khan: I am who I am. I can’t change that. To do so would be insulting to those who respect me, including myself first and foremost. And by the way, you sniveling wad, I am not a great man. You will do far better in your academic career if you’d stop shoving your nose four feet up my ass.

George Washington was a great man. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was a great man. I am just one resident ******* looking for an easy paycheck.

Dr. WankHer: But what about the future? Two months ago, we were planning for the return of your students to Newbies 106, and here we are blasting rabbits in the name of population control.

Dr. Khan: True, but we are doing it on taxpayer time. How many people do you know that get paid to shoot varmint for fun?

Dr. WankHer: Well… That’s not the point.

Dr. Khan: And what is the point?

Dr. WankHer: The glory days are over, aren’t they? No more Newbies 101 seminars. No more FOX News Specials. No more Indolikaa Specials for the deserving masses of ignorance. No more Church of Vinyltology. No more…

Dr. Khan: No more videohelp.com?

Dr. WankHer: [Kicks the dirt] No more videohelp.com.

Dr. Khan: Dr. WankHer. All good things must eventually come to an end. Our time in any given circumstance is short, so we must enjoy it while it presents itself. The world is not fair, we’ve argued about this before. But rather than curse the world for what it is, we should enjoy it for what it was, and move on with our lives.

Dr. WankHer: Did you enjoy your time there?

Dr. Khan: Yes, I did. There were many times when I logged in looking to…

JACKRABBIT!

[Ah, the sound of sequential fire from a pair of Remington Semi 30-06s…]

Dr. Khan: Wow. I think we got him.

Dr. WankHer: Ya think? I don’t even think we need to walk over there. He kinda dissolved!

Dr. Khan: I hope so. Those were 220-grain shots.

Dr. WankHer: For a ******* jackrabbit?! We used those for bear in Sibera two years ago!

Dr. Khan: [Shrugs shoulders…]

Dr. WankHer: Khan, I have GOT to meet this blacksmith friend of yours. Good Lord, there’s nothing left, he completely disintegrated.

Dr. Khan: [Continues walking…] Yep.

Dr. WankHer: So this is it?

Dr. Khan: Not quite. There’s still one more thing I’d like to do before my time passes.

Dr. WankHer: [Stops...] You’re not seriously thinking of…

Dr. Khan: Yes, I am. And I’m going to make the call tomorrow.


…TO BE CONTINUED

[Ripper2860]

I shudder to think what tomorrow may bring ...



I hope you're just screwing with us !!

[VCDHunter]

Is this you bowing out in style Indy, or are you just pulling our chains ?

[gitreel]

Another classic work of art, indo.

[northcat_8]

Listen up *******..........I am going to have to debate part of your conversation..."I am who I am." No shit We all are who we are. Me for instance....






Besides that you can't leave....if you leave I'll be the only one still here Tommyknocker is trying to save...and that can get pretty frustrating sometimes.

[DVD_Ripper]

Here we go again... listen up .... no bailing... we've had our quota for the year already... I'm sorry, you will have to wait until 2005 when new slots will become available.

Tim

[yalborap]

Yeah, what the old guy said.

[Capmaster]

Yeah, what the old guy said.