Ever hear of peg boyz

[Guest]

PoopReport readers respond:

Dave (dave@poopreport.com) -- 6.21.2001
According to folklore, there was a position in Her Majesty's Navy called "Peg Boy." Peg-Boy's demeaning role was to be there for the pleasure of the sailors during long, lonely voyages. In order to remain, err, loose, Peg Boys were forced to sit on pegs to, err, keep loose. I imagine they were kept on a particular deck on the boat... and due to their, err, unconstricted status, I imagine they were prone to leakage. Hence, Poop Deck.

[Tommyknocker]

PoopReport readers respond:

Dave (dave@poopreport.com) -- 6.21.2001
According to folklore, there was a position in Her Majesty's Navy called "Peg Boy." Peg-Boy's demeaning role was to be there for the pleasure of the sailors during long, lonely voyages. In order to remain, err, loose, Peg Boys were forced to sit on pegs to, err, keep loose. I imagine they were kept on a particular deck on the boat... and due to their, err, unconstricted status, I imagine they were prone to leakage. Hence, Poop Deck.

Of course, this not folklore, just poop. The poop deck is where the latrines were on old sailing ships.

[tgpo]

Why not just bring chicks?

[housepig]

Why not just bring chicks?

where's the fun in that?

actually, women on ship were thought to be bad luck.

[tgpo]

actually, women on ship were thought to be bad luck.

And screwing a dude wouldn't be

[housepig]

And screwing a dude wouldn't be

awww, you're so cute when your hackles are raised.

it's only bad luck if it's your turn on the peg...

[offline]

That would be very bad luck
which is why I always fly.

I always suspected those cruise ships.