Exam results...

[Cobra]

I finally got my summer exam results. I have managed to pass them all, so all I need to do now is some really nasty extra work for the one I failed in the winter exams. Never mind - I'm progressing to my second year!

Now, I'm off to work. Nice, easy work today - I was promised trolleys if I passed!

(Trolleys are the best work around in a supermarket - you get to listen to music in one ear and talk to a mate for seven hours whilst shunting massive lines of ragged steel past sports cars...)

Cobra

[tekkieman]

Congrats on the exams Cobra. Well done.

[DVD_Ripper]

Congrats... did you cheat ?

I was the worst ... I could write the gettysburgh address (famous US speach by Abe Lincoln) on a 2"x2" piece of paper.

[Cobra]

I'm sooo glad I passed genetic engineering and genetics. I couldn't resit those two - once was enough for me.

[Devanshu]

Nice job man

[Hardcoreruss]

I'm sooo glad I passed genetic engineering and genetics. I couldn't resit those two - once was enough for me.

Well done pal, that stuff sounds bare hard.

[Capmaster]

Nice goin Cobra

[Doramius]

Here are my exam results.

Male
No substances found in blood sample
Urine found heavy traces of protein related to semen
Reflexes a bit slow
Pupils tend to stay dialated
Motor function seems to show extreme stress to wrists

Recommend psychotherapy treatment of halucinations of friends from a non-existent web site called www.videohelp.com

After 3 weeks of being at a mental hospital, I passed. I've learned to accept this is my fantasy world, but I enjoy these figments of my imagination.

[Devanshu]

I'm looking forward to genetics. I took an AP course in high school and loved it. Some of my friends have taken it recently and I already know more than half of the stuff they learn. Shouldnt be that bad. Then again, you're taking it on the masters level so I'll shut up now.

[stiltman]

Good goin Cobra

What's you're degree in?

[Cobra]

My degree is in biology. 8)

http://www.bath.ac.uk/bio-sci/

[Doramius]

So you're getting a degree in Biology and a university in Bath. Did you pass Soap Scum Studies 412? Or is it an elective there. :P

Wow, try saying "soap scum studies" 5 times real fast. Must be a real hard class.

[northcat_8]

So......

are you pregnant or not?


shameless post whoring post

[Grimey]

So......

are you pregnant or not?

What?

[Doramius]

My wife asked me to try the second pregnancy test in the box after she did her test. Using EPT I got a very faint second pink line. If I was pregnant, and my sons is around 2yrs old, boy am I carrying this one long. Maybe that wasn't a urinary infection causing me to pee blood after all.

[Capmaster]

My wife asked me to try the second pregnancy test in the box after she did her test. Using EPT I got a very faint second pink line. If I was pregnant, and my sons is around 2yrs old, boy am I carrying this one long. Maybe that wasn't a urinary infection causing me to pee blood after all.

When you give birth, you might want to film it for us here at OT Also, if I could persuade you to let me be your manager, we could make a fortune off that

[Doramius]

My wife already thought of that first. Just trying to keep the money in the family. I'll have a record for Male giving birth as well as longest fetal gestation time. I'd probably have a few other records in there, but since it hasn't happened, we have yet to find out what boundaries I'll break.

[Cobra]

Did you pass Soap Scum Studies 412?

Nah. We haven't needed to, since this came along:



Mmmmm... Lemon fresh!

Now, how did this go from "Exam Results..." to "Film A Birth"? It IS biology-related and therefore I don't consider it a hijacking.

Cobra

[Doramius]

It's the first sign of thread jacking. Parallel topic in thread, then it unfolds into another topic that parallels something else. You can't just arbitrarily threadjack. You have to do it subtle and several post later you realize "WTF? This turned from Biology to 'I hate Princo!'"

[tekkieman]

Speaking of Princo.....